Chapter 510: What the hell...

While talking, the energetic girl finally arrived in a clumsy swimming style.

"The enemy is all solved? You're not hurt, are you? ”

Nishang said quietly: "It's okay, thanks to your underwear, you have made a great contribution......"

"Huh? What do you mean? ”

This woman obviously has the physique of "if you don't tell the truth, you will die", and she described the majestic posture of Qin Fen in a quiet tone......

Knowing that Qin Fen was actually fighting with the pirates on the ship with her underwear just now, the Yuanqi girl's face was suddenly dyed with a layer of rouge, she gritted her teeth, half-squinted her eyes and despised Qin Fen, her eyes seemed to be looking at the unrecyclable joy in the garbage dump.

"Indecent!" Finally, she squeezed out two words from between her teeth, and her eyes were full of disdain.

Qin Fen was speechless: "I didn't take off the thing, you don't blame the culprit, why do you always criticize me?" ”

The vitality girl really shifted her hatred and looked at Ni Shang with a frown.

However, Joseph the Great soon said:

"You'd better not mess with her...... Tell you, she's known as the female version of Conan Doyle. He is proficient in more than 600 methods of killing, knows more than 200 methods of murder in a closed room, knows hundreds of poisons, is good at making various alibi, and skillfully uses a variety of tools such as fishing lines, tape recorders, daggers, and poison needles...... Don't mess with her, or you won't know how you're going to die. ”

“……”

After dealing with the pirates, it was calm for a while. After all, the four of them did not know each other well, and after saying a few words of their own opinion on the situation, they said no more, and Joseph turned and went into the cabin to search for the fish that had slipped through the net.

There were only three Qin Fen left on the deck. It's just that the woman always looks at the vitality girl with strange eyes from time to time, and her gaze is quite weird.

The energetic girl couldn't stand it: "Hey, what do you think I'm doing?" ”

"It's nothing, I just want to ask...... That, since your underwear is in Qin Fen's hands, that is to say, have you actually been in a vacuum all along? ”

"Y-You!" The energetic girl trembled with anger, "How could I do something so shameful......

She glanced at Qin Fen with resentment in her eyes, pursed her lips and said:

"Isn't there an ordinary player on the ship, I'll let her do me a favor in a hurry......"

"Huh? Are you wearing someone else's underwear? Don't you know that it is very unhygienic and easy to cause cross-infection? If you become a black fungus because of this, you won't be able to explain it at that time. ”

Qin Fen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood when he heard this! Don't say these things to my face, okay?! I've heard that girls tend to talk about some very exciting topics when they are alone, but you should pay attention to your image!

The energetic girl was ashamed and angry, and argued:

"How is it possible to do something like that?! …… I'm just asking that ordinary player to help me find the female crew's underwear! ”

"Oh, I see." Nishang nodded, and suddenly changed her words, "So, you mean that the blackening of the fungus has nothing to do with the underwear?" ”

"You, you, you! ......" The energetic girl who was defeated in the bickering trembled with anger, "I'm going to duel with you, bastard!" ”

Listening to these topics awkwardly, Qin Fen simply walked to the side of the boat to show his "innocence", and by the way, monitored the movement on the water. Not long after, the ship suddenly shook, and then there was a sudden commotion from the bound pirates, and someone shouted:

"It must be someone who checked the water meter!"

Immediately there was a commotion on the pirate ship, and the people panicked.

An old pirate with a dark complexion and skin like a wrinkled orange peel pleaded and quacked:

"This lord, the wind is blowing! Let's hurry up, the water meter check is here! ”

"Hey, wait!" Qin Fen looked at him and said, "...... What the hell is checking the water meter?! ”

"Gee, now is not the time to explain this...... I'll cut it short! ”

"We used to be sea thieves across the blue sea, and when we marched to the great route through the upside-down mountain, we were suddenly intercepted by the checkpoints set up by others...... It seems to be 'Xuan of the Fifth Squad of the Third Urban Management Brigade under the jurisdiction of the Great Heavenly Dynasty Time and Space Administration'? ”

You're meowing to me, it must be! Great Celestial Empire Space-Time Authority...... With such a lofty name, why do you always feel that there is an indescribable groove?

"After this gang of vicious guys stopped us, they didn't say a word and slapped the tickets for 'speeding', 'driving without a license', 'serious overloading', 'affecting the city', etc., the fines were too high for the captain to take out!"

It's supposed to be like this, illegal driving is unacceptable!

"So we decided to force our way through, only to be chased by the law enforcement ship 'The Flying Dutchman', which was sent by the other side, and then fled all the way here......"

I can't bear to look at it! Has the Chengguan Brigade already incorporated all the flying Dutchman?

"So run! Let's turn around and run, we must not be caught by them," one of the pirates frightened, "or something terrible will happen." ”

Genki girl is curious:

"What happens if you get caught?"

"Stupid, ask such a simple question? You must be an ape who hasn't evolved yet, right? Nishang complained again.

The vitality girl was expressionless: "If you talk nonsense, I will hang you on the branch and let you taste what it means to hang the southeast branch." ”

In the end, it was the old pirate who explained:

"If they are caught, they will be taken to Auschwitz and confined."

"It's just that I heard that none of the people who went in could get out, and most of them would be arrested and taken to Area 11 for dissection experiments."

“……”

Although the wide open brain hole made people a little unacceptable for a while, Qin Fen and the others still chose to escape very wisely, after all, everyone on the earth knows that Chengguan is the most terrifying group of people in the world.

The chase finally came to an end amid the rumbling cannons, and after paying a heavy price, Qin Fen and his group successfully escaped.

"Whew, whew~~" Joseph gasped, "There are still three minutes left before the goal of the game is achieved, and such a short time is no longer in hindrance." ”

Qin Fen stood on the side of the boat, with a bloody wound behind him, he frowned, the muscles on his body twitched from time to time, obviously the taste of pain was not pleasant.

The vitality girl bit her lip, walked to Qin Fen's side, and said quietly:

"Stupid, why did you save me?"

Qin Fen grinned and said:

"It's not a hard thing to understand when I can help you when I can, right? …… Of course, I'm also selfish, if you don't want to go, let me kiss again......"

The vitality girl bit her silver teeth and said loudly:

"Enough, don't say it! I would never agree to that kind of thing, don't even think about it! ”

Qin Fen shrugged his shoulders and immediately shut up. He didn't want to have too much entanglement with this woman, so he deliberately acted like a pig brother so as not to get into any trouble.