Chapter 7 Zhang Peeling
Chapter 7 Zhang Peeling
Zhang Qiang felt some slight sounds around him, and Li Xueming smashed an axe on the ground, and dirt splashed on the face of Scarlet Reaper Vladimir.
This thing has woken up and is ready to sneak away while the arrogant contract is being concluded.
Insolence stepped on Vladimir's back: "Want to run? Poof! β
The insolent ladder was inserted into the palm of Vladimir's hand.
"Ahh Before Vladimir could scream, his arrogant feet were already on Vladimir's mouth, and he put his dirt-covered shoes on Vladimir's face.
"Want to run? Want to live? β
"Please, spare me. I'll do whatever you want me to do. Vladimir was very aware of the current affairs, lying on the ground and begging for mercy, holding his arrogant feet and kissing constantly.
Zhang Mad and Li Xueming smiled. I like this kind of fear of death.
Li Xueming pointed to the blue recruit robe of Demacia on his arrogant chest.
"Did you see, this guy is a recruit to the Dreadnought Vanguard Legion of Demacia. According to the rules of the Supreme God, a recruit who kills a hero must be given a particularly powerful gift, such as a transcendent piece of magical equipment or a skill book for you. This is the blessing of the Most High God on the recruits. β
Vladimir lay on the ground and rubbed around, and stubbornly crawled to Li Xueming's feet.
"I understand, I understand! I hand over the money I paid for my life. β
As he spoke, Scarlet Reaper, Vladimir took out a booklet from his arms and respectfully handed it to Li Xueming.
Li Xueming didn't even look at it, and threw the pamphlet to Zhang Qiang.
Zhang Yan fixed his eyes and almost didn't squirt out.
Item display: "Vladimir handed over to Vladimir?? Vladimirovich?? General Putin, as well as Vladimir?? xxxxx (xx out of the illegible handwriting) blood illustrated book. material, paper. Back in the real world, following the PokΓ©dex's prompts will trigger an epic quest. Value: S (more than 150,000 survival points). β
Insolence once played the game lol, and at that time I felt that Vladimir was the name that the United States came up with for scolding. Because this name is the same as the names of two people in history. And these two men are no less famous in the Western world than Satan. Although the people of the Celestial Empire don't think so, the names of the two must appear in League of Legends, an American game, so insolence naturally comes to mind.
Seeing that Mr. Pu was arrogant and almost didn't squirt out, seeing the vague name, he almost laughed, the first Vladimir had already written clearly; The other Vladimir is not difficult to guess. It's no wonder that the quest 'Blood Atlas' is an SS-level epic quest worth more than 150,000 survival points. This is the second largest country in the world!
Weighing the 'Blood Illustrated Book' in his hand with his hand, his arrogant heart felt a little throbbing. It's too heavy, and the value behind this book is probably more than the sum of the survival points that can be obtained in the entire 'Summoner's Canyon'.
Thinking of this, Zhang Mad silently took a breath, pulled out the 'Blood Atlas' and smashed it on Vladimir's face.
"Meow a mi! (m.lgbd, for the sake of civilization, the word mom is replaced by meow) Take a broken book, do you want to fool Lao Tzu? You meow to give me money, or I'll kill you! Syllable! β
After saying that, another big mouth was slapped in Vladimir's face. Li Xueming tacitly rushed over and beat him up.
After a combination of punches, Vladimir was completely stunned, such a valuable thing was thrown back? Still beating me? Vladimir's HP is already hovering around 50 points. This guy fell to the ground and couldn't get up at all.
After Li Xueming's combination punch was finished, Vladimir silently drank the recovery potion full of tears: "Uncle! Just spare me. It's my most valuable thing! β
Zhang Yan glared: "Hmph! If you don't give you any more money, I'm going to bleed you! β
Looking at Zhang's ladder, Vladimir trembled.
"I really don't have any money, I'm a Noxus unpopular hero, our military salaries are in the city-state, and I don't have any high-end magic props on my body, just my robe is green garbage."
As he spoke, Vladimir took off his robe.
Item Display: "Worn-out robes, green equipment, adds a little intelligence, cannot be upgraded." β
The arrogant comer did not refuse, and took the robe into his arms.
"Call me all the valuable things!"
Vladimir took off his shoes with tears in his eyes.
Item Showcase: "Buggy Boots, Action Skill increases movement speed by 10% and consumes 100 mana for 10 seconds." β
This broken shoe is simply weak, consumes a lot of blue, and lasts for a short time. But insolence is Pixiu, you can only eat but not pull, and what is in your hands must not be shot again. If the shoe is broken, the shoe will be broken, and it will be collected.
Zhang Qiang had a cold face: "Not enough! β
Vladimir pulled out the few bottles of healing potions and magic potions: "I have nothing but that." β
Vladimir couldn't be more miserable at this moment, standing shirtless and barefoot, trembling in front of insolence, even the mechanic was a little unbearable.
"Insolent, let him go, he's worthless."
"Yes! Convert your skills into a skill book and give it to me. It's okay if you don't give it, I'll kill you and see if I can burst one! β
Vladimir: "How can this be? My skills are given to you, and I'm a waste in Noxus! Never. β
With a sly smile, he used the ladder to cut a few holes in Vladimir's body.
"I'm a recruit?! Killing you also has a good chance of getting a spell book! Do you want to try it? β
Saying this is actually deceiving Vladimir, who has already killed Anne for the first time and obtained the purple outfit 'Little Red Riding Hood'. But the Scarlet Reaper, Vladimir did not see. So when Vladimir heard what the arrogance said, his heart was uneasy. Because this guy in front of him looks like a mad maniac.
At this time, Li Xueming came out to play a round: "Actually, you don't have to care about a skill, after all, the skill is used to save your life." The High God only allows the hero to give up a skill during a battle (plot), so you don't lose anything by washing a skill. β
"I ......" Vladimir, the Crimson Reaper, hesitated.
Insolence: "I don't want your ultimate skill, I just want your 'pool of red blood'!" β
Vladimir didn't believe his ears a little, the 'Blood Transformation' skill can absorb the blood of enemies, and the 'Blood Plague' is the ultimate skill that can deal damage in a large area. And the 'Scarlet Pool' is an out-and-out life-saving skill. The greedy guy in front of him actually chose a skill with the lowest cost performance?
"I ......," Vladimir hesitated.
Insolence: "I apply for a contract with the system, and my teammates and I will never hurt you in this episode, otherwise we will be punished by the system." β
Vladimir looked arrogant and signed the contract: "Good! Here you go. β
Seeing this, Vladimir directly chose to give up the skill and converted it into a skill book and handed it to Zhang Mad. Hand over the skill book, and Vladimir will run away.
Zhang Mad and Li Xueming looked at each other and smiled, and Li Xueming chased him out with a cruel smile.
"I'm not breaking the contract. Three fat is your teammate. β
The system prompts: "Codename Li Sanpang, kill the hero of this faction: Scarlet Reaper??" Vladimir. Penalty of 3000 points. Battlefield warning. β
Somewhere on the battlefield: "This idiot, kill the red eye, right?" β
A Noxian recruit: "Cowman, you don't even let go of your own camp." β
Another recruit: "Three thousand points?" I'm afraid it's been wiped out, right? β
In the midst of the sighs of many recruits, Li Xueming walked through the crowd covered in blood, which frightened the recruits of the Noxus camp to get out of the way.
Zhang Mad looked at the mechanic and showed off beautifully: "Beautiful! See, my brother doesn't need to say hello, he can do it himself. β
After listening to Zhang Qiang, the mechanic sighed, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it! Zhou Peeling can still peel the skin to this kind of Cheng dΓΉ, the living person peels the skin, and when he dies, he has to use the ashes to squeeze the surplus value, which is simply the best among the scum.
After a while, Li Xueming ran back with an axe full of blood.
"Here you go!"
Insolence: "That's right, another skill book has been released, and it turns out to be the ultimate skill 'Blood Plague'." Earned, your 3,000 points have not been lost in vain. β
Li Xuming scratched his head: "Don't mention it, I really don't have more than three thousand points on me, and the system automatically randomly extracted the most valuable crit axe on my body and sold it directly as a point point." Nima, who was originally a pair of tomahawks, is really frustrated when the twins are now only children. β
Zhang Mad was relieved: "It's okay, you use the spare gray garbage axe to make do with it first, and then we will kill Demacia and explode his big sword!" You are like Optimus Prime in Transformers 3, with a sword in your left hand and an axe in your right hand. Dual-wielding rage, cutting down a piece with a sword, that's quite awesome! β
Li Xueming smiled wickedly: "Hehe, if Demacia's power dies and doesn't give us weapons, we will strip Galen and throw it into the Noxus camp!" β
Insolent: "It's so happily decided!" β
Mechanic: Nima! These two damaged goods are a perfect match!