060 [Don't cut it? 】

Although the queen seems to be a little harsh with Bai Xue, she doesn't seem to have any murderous intentions in fact, so this task is a Mao meaning?

Mission 3: Protect Snow White. I didn't even have a detailed task content, just a few simple words, how do I know what to do

I guess they want to trap me in this world

Just as Helen and Snow stared widely, a guard broke the eerie atmosphere.

Well, that's right, it's the guard armor.

The guards saluted Helen and Snow, but they didn't salute me, feeling ignored

"Queen, the envoy of the Kingdom of Khandiki asks for a meeting." The Guard said.

For a moment, Helen and I raised our eyebrows together, not to mention the tacit understanding.

We glanced at each other, and we both saw a hint of confusion in each other's eyes.

Prince Charming was abused by Helen, and then I sent it to the Khandiki Kingdom to be slaughtered with a knife, according to common sense, the Khandiki Kingdom is making trouble at this time, why send a messenger here? Idle eggs hurt neighbors?

Helen turned around and followed the guards to the main hall, and Bai Xue followed quietly behind me, and I shouted, "I'll go too." ”

Helen ignored it, and agreed, in fact, what I did was very unruly, and my current identity was at best a contract foreman? There is a Mao qualification to participate in the court meeting

The familiar hall, I saw the faint king last time, this time Helen didn't even bother to call this ornament, and directly raised a curtain in front of the hall, and then took me and Bai Xue slowly walked in.

Not to mention, I also met an old acquaintance, the mute guard.

"Hey, buddy, long time no see."

I greeted him, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.

Every time I meet, it's not a good thing, and last time I let the second child beat me up, and I guess I don't know how many ribs are broken. If Helen hadn't used witchcraft to help him heal, he might have been lying in bed for a year and a half.

Hey, in the original fairy tale, this guy is such a cunning and casual person, look at the present, like a little fool.

I sighed for him, sighed, and said, "Dude, it's uncomfortable to move two chairs in, it's very uncomfortable to stand." ”

The corners of the dumb guard's mouth twitched

In the palace, the only person who dares to sit directly next to Helen is probably me. I don't think there's anything about it, I regard Helen as a friend, and I know it well, I have a little bit of caution about her, if I can't even be equal, then a little caution can be like a bubble, just pop it.

After a while, the door was pushed open, and it was still the coquettish woman who led people in, but where was the messenger? Why didn't you see it?

It wasn't until this woman, who skimmed over her body, that a short figure was revealed behind her plump legs.

The figure was familiar, and this time it was my turn to twitch wildly.

"Meet the Queen." A black cat standing on two feet made a noble salute with two cat paws. It also wears a small top hat on its head, and when it takes off the top hat and holds it in its arms, its movements are quite elegant.

It's just that the sound doesn't let alone how loud it is!

I'll go, little black!

The last thing I want to see in this world is two people, neither of whom are human beings, to be exact. The first place is Prince Charming, this thing has become a lonely ghost, if you run into it again, it is estimated that you are either looking for me to ask for your life or want to scare my father to death, and the second is Xiao Hei, this cheap cat has left unforgettable perverted memories in my heart

"Carrot Lindland Ace Polivet Subaru O'Sius, as the emperor of the Kankiki Kingdom, has come on behalf of the kingdom. I wish the Queen a birthday in advance. ”

Paralysis, again this name that looks like a mouthful, but in fact no one remembers.

And I'm keenly aware that Helen's birthday is coming? Actually, I'm curious how old she is. However, the woman's age and weight seem to be secrets, and if you ask too much, you may get a big mouth.

"The messenger sat down and spoke." Helen's voice became majestic again.

From the side, her current expression is really a bit majestic.

"What? What do you say, Queen? I could clearly see that the corners of Helen's mouth twitched over Helen's expressionless face. Sure enough, I have always heard that the second prince of the Khandiki Kingdom is a two-force, and now I can be sure. Where does anyone send a messenger who will send a back-the-ear?

Paralyzed, I can't stand it.

Whoosh.

Bang--.

"Meow a mi! Which villain actually attacked me! And with such a big hidden weapon! "Blackie, a masochist, only loves to be kicked and hit with something else, it will be unhappy.

At this moment, on its cat's claws, it is grasping an orange-red cuboid, which is my natal artifact - A brick.

"Hey, why is this thing so familiar?" Blackie's voice is always so loud that it feels like shouting at the top of his throat.

"Eighth Uncle!" Xiao Hei's eyes lit up, not to mention how excited he was, paralyzed, so excited to think that I had hair? This cat can't be greedy for my beauty, right?

"Eighth Uncle, is that you? Come and give Xiao Hei a kick to meet, meow~! ”

the groove! I can't take it anymore.

I burst out of the tent, kicked him away, and then stepped forward quickly, and with a roundhouse kick in the air, I kicked it to the ground and kicked it hard, and finally put a stamp on its head with a brick.

"Meow, hard, more, meow~!"

Me: "@#%! ”

"Guard, gold-backed machete!" I yelled, I'm going to clean the portal today!

"Whew, whew, I'm so tired." I sat on the floor panting.

"Meow~~" Xiao Hei continued to moan, obviously not relieving himself from the high-tide tide.

Paralyzed, I couldn't help but kick him far away.

Xiao Hei crawled and crawled, crawled to my side and hugged my thighs and said, "Uncle Shi! Family! How did you end up here? ”

If it's so numb, it's still shouting so loudly.

"Do you want to care? It's you, it's good not to bring disaster to the country and the people in the Kankiki Kingdom, no, it's to support the new master, why are you here? "I remembered the business.

"What? Uncle Shi, what are you talking about? Come here, get here and say it loud! Xiao Hei pointed to his cat's ears and moved his ears twice.

Paralysis! The two countries are at war and not yet! But today, I am ready to break the fine tradition of the Great Heavenly Empire for 5,000 years! Today is either the cat dies or I die!

"Dude, lend me your knife!" I yelled at the mute guards.

The mute guard looked down at the knife, then at me, then at Blackie, and the corners of his mouth twitched

He made a lip gesture to me, after all, dumb people can't speak.

"What, you said you couldn't kill it? Then I will spare your life today, and I will not make an example! "I shouted and pretended to be forced.

The mute guard wanted to cry without tears, his heart was dripping blood, and what he actually said was: Who is a brother like you stupid

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