Volume 3 Water City Chapter 352 Verbal Sword
This trick has been used several times to deal with stammering, and although it is old-fashioned, it has been tried and tested repeatedly.
She ...... She was taking care of her family affairs and didn't have time to come over. This sentence is also the usual excuse for stammering, and it worked before, but now......
"Oh?" Raising his eyebrows slightly, Chen Dafu suddenly chuckled and said, "Brother Murong, listen to what you mean, then the Murong family is now the sister-in-law's master?"
"Yes...... Oh, yes. The stammerer nodded cautiously, listening to the other party's tone that was not quite right, and a trace of vigilance immediately sprouted in his heart.
When Chen Dafu heard this, he seemed to laugh more mysteriously than Fang Cai, "Hehe, Brother Murong, dare to ask, what kind of identity do you have in your Murong family?"
"Me?" stammered and pointed at himself, without thinking about it, he blurted out at the moment, "Nonsense, of course I am the second young master of this family." ”
"Oh, since you are the second young master of this family, why do you want such a woman as your sister-in-law to be in charge? Could it be that when the ancestor is ill, your Murong family will have no backbone? It's too cowardly, isn't it...... Hmph, you let a woman preside over the overall situation, I really don't know what these old men of your Murong family are doing to eat!hahaha......"
Chen Dafu's sarcasm became more and more direct, and he was polite before, but the more he talked, the more presumptuous he became, and he would salute first and then soldier.
Seeing that the stammering face was slightly angry, he felt even more happy, as if he was going to be angry with the other party half to death, so he simply added, "Hmph, if this is in our family, women will only be obedient and obedient!"
"You!"
Hearing this, he really stammered, and he couldn't say anything as if he was holding a hot sweet potato in his mouth.
"Hehe, Brother Chen is really good at telling jokes, your family has always advocated men to call the shots, why don't you say that all the men in your family are machismo, and women are useless?"
Just when he was speechless, a laughing voice suddenly came from the back room.
Picking up a curtain of jade beads, a woman walked into the living room, not hearing her name, only looking at her appearance, just that ugly and boundless appearance, you can recognize who she is at a glance.
The stammering daughter-in-law, Xin Jie.
Xin Jie looks like she is in her thirties, her age is similar to that of her stammer, her appearance will not be repeated, in addition to being ugly, there is also a rare heroic spirit on her whole body, and her eyes are particularly spiritual, in addition to complexity, there is also a kind of wisdom that is considered by one more layer, which is really a bit of a strong woman.
Previously, she was indeed dealing with family affairs in the back room, and she heard someone talking in the living room, and she wanted to put down things and come out to greet her, but when she walked behind the bead curtain, Chen Dafu's harsh words made her move to wait.
"Hey, it turned out to be my sister-in-law, but I didn't expect you to be in the back room. Chen Dafu was a little surprised, but it was only fleeting, his eyes rolled, but he meant something when he spoke, "Hehe, if I knew this was the case, why should I bother Brother Murong to invite it personally? ”
Although he was blaming himself for adding to the snake on the surface, he was actually sarcastically mocking Xin Jie for hiding and eavesdropping on their conversation, which was not done by a gentleman.
"Oh?" Xin Jie raised her eyebrows when she heard this, and Chen Dafu's little trick naturally couldn't escape her eyes, and her onion fingers gently stroked the hair around her ears, and said with a smile, " Hehe, Brother Chen is too careful, you can come to our Murong family, we should treat each other politely, but I have been entangled in chores recently, and I seem to be a little tired, my ears are not too clean, and there are some messy dog words, I don't want to listen to it or listen to it, as far as Brother Chen invited me, I just happened to meet it, I only heard that you said who is in charge of my family, so I want to come out to explain. ”
These words also mean something, and the sarcastic words of Chen Dafu are all sour and broken blue words, this woman really can.
Chen Dafu squinted and frowned, he and Xin Jie were both old foxes in the social field, and naturally heard the off-strings in each other's words, but now it was difficult to distinguish the opponent, and he didn't bother to argue about the issue of male and female rights, so he simply got straight to the point and showed his killer feature, "Hehe, sister-in-law, I naturally don't care who is the master of the Murong family, I naturally don't care, I came here today mainly to introduce someone to you." ”
As he spoke, he tilted his head slightly, and glanced at Liu Yingying beside him, "Yingying, why don't you meet your sister-in-law soon?"
"Yingying has seen her sister-in-law. Liu Yingying suddenly understood, stepped forward and gave a gentle salute, and after the salute was finished, she deliberately got closer to Xin Jie, only smiled but did not speak, the meaning is naturally self-evident.
You think, they are all women, one is as beautiful as a fairy, and the other is ugly and hard to swallow, if such a huge gap is standing together, it is difficult not to make people compare with each other.
Pretty and ugly are relative, just Xin Jie's appearance, standing with an ordinary woman will produce inferiority in appearance, not to mention Liu Yingying, who is naturally beautiful?
"Hehe, sister-in-law, what do you think of my little concubine?" chuckled, Chen Dafu naturally did not forget to add fuel and vinegar at this time.
When he heard the stammering on the side, his heart suddenly chuckled, and he scolded Chen Dafu's mother in his heart, and he was about to get angry when he slandered this kid.
However, his thoughts are straightforward, but his daughter-in-law is much smarter than him, no matter how powerful the sarcasm is, no matter how sarcastic it is, he really deserves the six big words "successor of the Murong family" with this kind of heart and level.
"Hehe, it's beautiful, Brother Chen is really blessed. Xin Jie's smile looked very sincere, if she didn't have a crooked eye, she could really be fooled by her acting skills.
"Oh, is it just pretty?" Chen Dafu seemed unwilling.
Xin Jie raised her eyelids, "Forgive me for being clumsy, that's all, I can't see anything else." ”
"Huh?"
He wanted to embarrass Xin Jie with the beauty of his concubine and show off his personal charm, but he only threw a very unspoken sentence to slap him in the face - good-looking is good-looking, but it is a useless vase.
"Haha, hahaha!" As soon as Xin Jie's words came out, she stammered and was immediately happy, and her heart was secretly refreshed, but she wanted to blame her, and she sang with her daughter-in-law with a red and black face, "Hey, Xiaojie, you are too much, look at what you said, how can a brother and sister only have the advantage of being beautiful? How can a rich child like Brother Chen only find a vase that is not useful? Brother Chen has always had a unique vision, and if she can marry her younger brother and sister as his wife, she must have something special, oh yes, what is so outstanding about her?"
The corners of Xin Jie's mouth suddenly hung a crescent moon, and she echoed and smiled, "Hehe, I'm sorry husband, the advantages of my younger brother and sister can't be seen for my wife." ”
"You guys!"
What do you call a husband and a wife? The stammering and Xin Jie were a perfect match, and Chen Dafu's face immediately turned purple.
The so-called fighting tiger brothers, fathers and sons, when it comes to the shortcomings of the family, the most powerful thing is the husband and wife.
As soon as Xin Jie appeared, Chen Dafu felt that he had completely fallen into the disadvantage, this woman was really powerful, she slipped her stutter out of the "quagmire" in three or two sentences, and trampled him under his feet by the way, it was really a hard bone to gnaw!
"Humph!"
The clenched fist shook vigorously, Chen Dafu naturally would not admit defeat when he wanted to show off, and seeing that this trick didn't work, he simply took out his last big move.
His expression changed slightly, Chen Dafu restrained the anger on his face slightly, stepped forward and took Liu Yingying into his arms, and deliberately made a loving look, "Hehe, sister-in-law, don't blame, Yingying is unwell, and it is not easy to stand for too long, after all, ...... After all, she is pregnant now, and she is a great hero of our Chen family, hahaha......."
"What! there is...... Pregnant?"
As soon as these words came out, Xin Jie's face immediately turned extremely blue.
Children, incense, children and grandchildren, this has always been the most inseparable pain in Xin Jie's heart, and it is the most difficult scar in her heart to erase!
Because she didn't have children, to be precise, she should have had it, but she lost it.
Xin Jie only married a stammerer at the age of twenty-four, and gave birth to a son for the Murong family at the age of twenty-six.
First, because Xin Jie is busy with family affairs all day long, and her health is not very good, and secondly, it is related to her own shortcomings, after all, she is too ugly, and it is difficult to be interested in stammering, and the only child is still the product that they reluctantly created under the advice of their ancestors.
Since the child died, he has never touched Xin Jie again, only sighing that this life is like this, and the two are lonely until they grow old.
Xin Jie has never envied anything from others, but there is only one thing she dreams of - a child of her own.
I haven't had anything I wanted, but this Chen Dafu, which pot can't be opened, which pot is clearly sprinkled with salt on Xin Jie's wound.
"Hahaha......"
Chen Dafu laughed loudly, and after laughing a few times, he stopped abruptly, his eyes suddenly turned, he didn't look at Xin Jie, but looked at the stammerer next to him, and asked deliberately, "Brother Murong, brother, I have a fourth child now, not to mention that Ding Xingwang is a person, but it can be regarded as a successor, but I don't know when your child, oh, that is, my eldest nephew, will come?"
These words are like a small blade, and every word is pierced into Xin Jie's blood-dripping heart!
The stammerer suddenly drooped his head, and his ears were as uncomfortable as if he had worn a sweater needle, and he raised his head suddenly, his teeth were about to crush, and he roared in a low voice, "Chen Dafu, what do you mean! What do you have to do with you if I have children? Don't be nosy with rats here, believe it or not, I'll poke you out with a stick!"
Seeing that he was stammering and angry, Chen Dafu's heart suddenly became happy, and he seemed to have prepared a set of rhetoric a long time ago, and said with a smile, "Hey, Brother Murong, don't misunderstand, the reason why I asked this is completely out of good intentions, after all, our two families have a good relationship, you have no children under your knees, how can I, as a brother, ignore it and stand by?
"No need to do it!" "The stammering almost blew up his lungs, and he spent money to support other people's sons, is there a more smelly basin in the world?
"Hey, Brother Murong, don't be angry, I'm all for your good. "Chen Dafu is still pretending to be a good person, with a kind of grievance on his face, and his scheming is really insidious.
"You!"
"Hehe, this eldest brother, how do you know that they will have no children in the future? You are in such a hurry to send your son out, isn't it because you found out that your wife is having an affair with someone, and you are embarrassed to say that you are cuckolded, so you simply break the jar and find a family? Then don't you be in a hurry to get angry, let me ask, which son of a big family does not have a little green on his head?"
The ridiculous voice came, Zhou Nian really couldn't get used to Chen Dafu's arrogant behavior of talking about children, stepped forward, and laughed softly at Chen Dafu.
"Hmm, who are you?" Chen Dafu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt a little unhappy in his heart, after all, he was about to press the stammering couple in the mud and ravage him, but at this time, a little kid ran out of him and swept his Yaxing, and said a few words that made something out of nothing and ruined his reputation, so it was strange that he was not angry.
"Me?" Zhou Nian pointed to himself, his eyes rolled slightly, and said with a smile, "Hehe, I have a low status, so naturally I can't compare with a rich young master like you, but I can't get used to seeing some people's mouths like a chimney emitting black smoke, which makes people choke their noses, so I have to find a green hat to cover it temporarily, you adults have a lot, but don't be angry with a milky child like me." ”
"Poof!", Zhou Nian's words immediately made Sun Xiaohua next to her laugh, but she was afraid of losing her manners, so she simply covered it with her hand.
"Poof!"
Xin Jie also smiled, and her eyes couldn't help but sweep to Zhou Nian, her face full of interest.
She thought that the other party was a little entourage brought by Sun Xiaohua, and she had nothing to do to accompany her here to play, so she didn't pay much attention to it, but now when she heard what she said, she immediately commented that this child was not only interesting, but also even more powerful.
Chen Dafu grinned angrily, it was really embarrassing to be teased by a child in front of him, but for the sake of his identity, he didn't blow up the temple directly, otherwise people would think that he was bullying the small with the big and didn't know what to do, so he simply ignored Zhou Nian and asked directly towards the stammer, "Brother Murong, whose child is this little kid?
He was stunned for a moment, seeing that Chen Dafu was about to provoke Zhou Nian, he just followed his wishes, so naturally he would not stop him, "Brother Chen, don't blame me for not reminding you, don't scream at the little fart, please pay attention to the proportions of your words, this little fairy is not easy to mess with!"
"Little fairy?"
As soon as this title came out, Chen Dafu was really fooled, the more he stammered and said that the other party was not easy to provoke, the more Chen Dafu wanted to provoke, since he was a stinky and conspicuous and self-respecting character in the world, how could he tolerate a child about seven or eight years old who pretended to be a fairy in front of him?
People who can be immortals must be very capable, but in addition to the little kid in front of him, Chen Dafu didn't see other skills.
"Da Da ......"
Taking a step closer, Chen Dafu walked to Zhou Nian's side, and gently looked down at the other party in a proud attitude, in terms of height alone, he definitely occupied the biggest advantage, exhaled from his nostrils, and chirped, "Hmph, little fairy?
Zhou Nian scratched his head and muttered, "The titles are all sealed by others, and it's not that I like to call them that, if you want to call me an immortal, I don't want to agree yet, after all, I don't want to know an imbecile layman like you." ”
"What! imbecile?"
As soon as these two words came out, Chen Dafu's two eyes immediately widened as big as a bull's eye, his fists suddenly clenched, and he shouted, "Grass, stinky boy, who do you say is imbecile?"
Zhou Nian pursed his lips and said, "Cut, whoever accosted me said whom." ”
"You...... Okay, I'm not very old, but my mouth is quite poisonous, believe it or not, I'll slap you to death with one palm at this moment!"
After Chen Dafu finished speaking, he suddenly raised his right palm.
"Just you, hehe, don't be funny. Zhou Nian raised his eyebrows very indifferently, his eyes swept over Chen Dafu, and suddenly said with an evil face, "Hmph, your body is about to be hollowed out, where do you have the strength to slap me to death?"
"What? digging...... Hollowed out?"
As soon as these two words came out, Chen Dafu's raised palm immediately fell back to his thigh.
"You...... How do you know?"
After hesitating for a moment, Chen Dafu suddenly asked with a shocked face, obviously guessed correctly by the other party.
Zhou Nian said indifferently, "How else can you know?" ”
"See?"
"You tell me the truth, how many concubines do you have now?"
"This ......" Chen Dafu was choked on the spot, he didn't know the meaning of the other party's words, but as far as the conditions he said, they were unmistakable, not bad at all!
In line with a mentality of "thinking about himself", Chen Dafu's swaggering temperament was temporarily restrained, and he honestly stretched out five fingers at the moment, "That, it's not much, it's ...... It's only five. ”
"Huh, five, that's it?" Zhou Nian suddenly glanced at him, "Hey, you're really shameless! There are five concubines, plus a wife, a total of six daughters-in-law, can you usually sleep? It's strange if you don't get hollowed out." ”
"Huh, really?" Chen Dafu's face suddenly turned red, firstly because he was frightened, and secondly, because these unspeakable secrets were difficult to speak, and it was a bit embarrassing to say it.
"Da Da ......"
Moving his steps, Zhou Nian suddenly moved away from Chen Dafu, only facing him with his back, and sighed faintly, "Alas, excessive indulgence, lack of moderation, restlessness, sleepless nights, tired muscles and bones, night sweats, frequent nights, yellow urine and phlegm, gold and jade, ruined in it, you, sooner or later, you will have to die on a woman's body sooner or later!"
"Huh?" The symptoms were not bad at all, Chen Dafu was immediately frightened stupid, he didn't even vaguely understand, and knelt down with a "poof", "Little fairy save me!"
Zhou Nian turned his head lightly, "This disease is easy to treat, I only use one method to allow you to recover temporarily, as for the follow-up recuperation, it depends on your endurance." ”
"How?"
"Hmph, sleep alone. ”