When I made up my mind to do a vote, the little angel and the little devil jumped out of my heart, and the little devil said, "Kill and burn all and grab all!" The little angel said, "Yes, yes, yes!" Anyway, he never persuaded me.

As the saying goes: since ancient times, there is a lot of life, because no one cares how long an ugly person lives. But I've never heard of 'handsome guys die fast since ancient times', although those famous handsome guys didn't end well, but I firmly believe that in this new era where innovation is king, it is necessary for me to open a new chapter of handsome guys.

Isn't it just a robbery? I really don't.

"Aha, big cousin, are you going into the city to buy something? Is it really going into the city to buy something? Then I'm going to buy it" Lola's words continued to erupt, and she began to talk endlessly.

Yaya made a small face and said to Lola very seriously: "Big cousin must be taking us to buy food, Lola, don't always think about buying some messy things." ”

, you are robbers, didn't you say that you aspired to be the world's biggest criminal-gang since childhood? Can the consciousness be higher? Shouldn't the most enjoyable thing for a robber to enter the city be to plunder on a large scale?

As soon as Xiao Qi saw me looking at them, they all looked up at the 'ceiling' (cave roof) at a forty-five degree angle, and said with a melancholy and deep face: "Master, you need cool clothes." ”

Me: ""

What a thing! Are you sure they are all world-famous robbers? It's not as domineering as I grabbed the eraser at the same table when I was a child

"Ding Dong, due to the host's will, automatically triggers the first designated robbery." The mechanical female voice of the mission system of all evils sounded in my head.

I've recently found out that this mission system is getting more and more intelligent, but I don't know why, I always have an ominous premonition about the robbery designated by the system.

Gently click on the task interface, there is a small red dot on it, that should be the designated place for robbery. I wasn't very familiar with this area, but luckily the quest system gave me a small map in the interface. I just have to follow the directions specified in the map. As for who to rob? That's all I need to do, I just need to complete all the tasks so that I can get back to Earth.

After returning to Earth, I went to the door of the bookstore every day, and I didn't believe that I couldn't catch that dog-like member of the Time and Space Authority. He also calls himself Dr. Poison Apple, have you ever seen a doctor go to sell pirated books? See if I don't push you into the dark alleys and beat you up, so that you can understand why the spring flowers are so red and gorgeous!

"Big cousin, are you really going to rob?" Lola's little face had a hint of blush for no reason, and the chatter attribute didn't even explode. I glanced down at her big breasts, her chest heaving and her breathing a little rapid.

"Haha, aren't you extra excited when you hear that you can do your old job?" I rubbed my hands, I was also a little excited about this kind of thing, strange, could it be that I am not a good person in my bones?

I turned my head to look at Yaya, and saw that her dignified little face also had a hint of solemnity, holding the sword in her left hand for a while, and then switching to her right hand. Even the little seven concave shapes frequently make mistakes in their positions, and the look of 'the sky will not change when the sky falls' pretends to be very hard.

They can't be nervous, right?

"You're not nervous, are you? Lola, didn't you say you were the overlord of the seas? Isn't Yaya the head of the horse thieves? The seven of you also told me that you are kings of the mountains! I said in surprise.

The nine younger sisters looked east and west, looking like they were fugue. Paralyzed, it can't be that I haven't seen each other in three years, and they're bragging to me, right?

It's like a distorted mentality of 'not being rich and not returning to the hometown', they don't want to show themselves in front of their eldest cousin, and they are blowing blindly, right?

"Lola, how many ships have you robbed in the past three years?" I poked Lola in the forehead.

"Pain" Lola covered her forehead, the place I had smashed with a stone, and she counted on her fingers: "A few shells and a burnt seagull on the beach, two small wooden boats, two baskets of fish from the fisherman"

Listening to these trivial things, I understand, what kind of ocean overlord, at most is a small fight, no wonder this group of sisters don't have half a dime, it is estimated that it has been extremely hard to support themselves in the past few years, right?

Look at this virtue, not as good as my little boss 'Little Seventh Brother', he said that he is the little overlord of the East Forest, and the whole East Forest is really the same, either riding a tiger or riding an elk, not stealing bird eggs or drowning ant nests, anyway, I don't see any animal dare to resist.

For a moment, I felt that these three robberies might not be so easy, but I still need to bite the bullet and set off! Maybe this time the crossing is mainly for me to cultivate as a bandit? Shouldn't they write a book "On the Self-cultivation of Robbers" for them to learn?

"Click." The sound of horses' hooves sounded on the hill.

Pitch-black horses galloped up the mountain, forty in all!

The one-eyed man at the lead looked at the knocked down trees around him and raised his eyebrows. A tall, thin man beside him said, "Head, it looks like someone has been here around here." ”

A Humpty Dumpty patted the cloth bag he was carrying, and there was a sound of gold coins rubbing inside, and these forty men were actually carrying a large cloth bag on their bodies! It's all full of coins!

"Second, what if someone has come? Could it be that our treasure cave can still be discovered? What's more, the previous gold coins have also been spent by us, otherwise we wouldn't have to travel so far to do a vote this time. I'll look left and right, and if there's anyone nearby, just kill it. Humpty Dumpty licked his thick lips.

Forty horses soon ran to the stone wall, and the owl perched on the branch opened its eyes in broad daylight, flapped its wings a few times, and circled over the heads of the forty men, still an "S" and a "B".

The tall and thin second master with thief eyebrows and rat eyes pinched his fingers, and said with a look of a magic stick: "I suddenly had an ominous premonition just now. ”

Humpty Dumpty jumped off the horse and said with a big grin: "Second master, then you can take a good look!" Sesame, open the door! ”

Boom, the stone wall rose suddenly, and the entrance of the cave was impressively engraved with several Chinese characters that forty men could not understand: Brother Xiaolin is here for a visit! And a smiley face: (^_^)

The mountain wind blew, and forty men looked at the big characters, all confused

[The recommended votes have broken 20,000, a little surprise~ Thank you. 】

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