Chapter 770: Let's Come to the West Heaven to Learn the Scriptures!
In the past, in the face of various visions, such as alien invasion, Ultraman vs. Little Monster, Red Youzo and EVA, square dancing, Megatron and Gundam wrist wrenching, etc., there will always be a very magical [relevant department] to send the brick family who broke through the sky with mouth cannons to give various explanations.
They can tell you all the unnatural phenomena that they don't understand, but they seem to be very powerful scientific truths, such as Chrysanthemum once said that "haze can effectively protect the emperor from being attacked by the laser weapons of the Star and Spangled Empire" and so on.
- Makes sense, doesn't it? You can't argue with it at all, can you?
However, there is a major premise for this, that is, the IQ of the people has collectively gone offline - or this thing has never been online.
However, with the popularization of basic education, most people's IQs are still occasionally online - although they are always disconnected - which makes the bricks' mouth cannons less and less effective.
So it's impossible to face any anomaly that can fool the general public into approaching science, just like now-
If Hakuyasha dared to say that the appearance of this road to heaven was a special easter egg of the [Rider of the Sea Dragon Horse] Blessing Competition, he would definitely be thrown a colorful egg on his face.
Ahem, as for why eggs are colored, the question is like why pork glows at night, let's get closer to science and into the strategic flickering game......
"So the truth can't be hidden?"
White Yasha shrugged and sighed.
"So it's really foolish!"
"Now is not the time to talk about this!!
The black rabbit ran to the side of the White Yaksha in a rage, took out a paper fan, and put it on the other person's head, "popping", and kept beating.
"Hurry up and figure it out!"
The Black Rabbit's anxiety is very reasonable, although the atmosphere of the harvest festival is very pleasant, but after all, there was a dragon attack not long ago, and people's hearts are always a little worried - you have to worry about aftershocks from time to time after the earthquake!
So after the track changed, I saw that the players in the live broadcast camera and even the judges on the scene showed shocked expressions. No matter how stupid people are, they understand one thing - and that is that something has happened.
The scene immediately became chaotic, but fortunately, the members of the [Dragon Vulture Lion] had arranged a lot of staff here in advance, and the order had not completely collapsed despite their best efforts to maintain it.
Although Hakuyasha has stepped down, after all, he has a wealth of experience as a class ruler, and in this era where work experience is required to do everything, it is impossible for Hakusha to throw everything to Yakumo for the time being.
Present. She stood up and coughed.
The sound was magically heard throughout the venue, and everyone could hear it clearly.
"Ladies and gentlemen, although there was an accident, but you can rest assured! Even if the Demon King attacks, having me waiting for you will definitely ensure that everyone is safe and sound! ”
“…… That's what you said at the time of the dragon birth festival, Lord Hakuyasha. ”
The black rabbit beside him complained coldly.
Hakuyasha gave Black Rabbit a fierce look, "Black Rabbit, we have also served as a class ruler for so many years, okay?" ”
"But he always drops the chain at a critical moment, and he deserves to be one of the three problem children in the box court back then!"
Because he has a lot of resentment about the swimsuit that Hayasha arranged for him. Black Rabbit is constantly sarcastic about each other.
"Shhhh Black Rabbit! Come to my room tonight! ”
"Wheese!? What are you going to do, Lord White Yasha? ”
"Of course, it's to teach you the etiquette of being a Hakowa noble!"
- If you teach it, the black rabbit will really become a Hakoniwa nobleman (laughs), right?
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Because of the sudden change, the bounty race [of the rider of the sea dragon horse] was interrupted.
Yakumo Mo quickly found Asukina, Asuka, and Yao, and protected the few of them.
"Mo, what's going on?"
Holding Yakumo's hand tightly, Asukina looked worriedly at the track that had turned from a river to a dirt road.
After learning about the affairs of Buddhism from Yakumo Mo, Asukana had a bad influence at the moment when the change occurred.
"Well, maybe those guys finally can't help but do it, right?" Yakumo shook his head. Then he said to Sixteen Nights, "Nothing serious, right? ”
"It's okay!"
Sixteen Nights looked around, although everyone seemed a little flustered. But it didn't completely collapse.
"Is this what you said the Buddhists did?"
"It should be...... Shh Can't you really wait? ”
At this time, the scene just like when the dragon attacked appeared-
Countless black letters fell from the sky like raindrops.
Take one at random, Yakumo Mo looked down,
【Bestow Game Name: TheRoadToParadise】
[List of participants: All UnderWood lives that meet the conditions of the experience]
[Contestants' defeat conditions: 1. All killed. 2. After the calamity is completely over, you still do not succeed in reaching the end and completing the victory conditions.
[Contestant's victory condition: successfully complete the merit of purifying all sentient beings and educating the world]
[Organizer's Victory Condition: Successfully prevent the Contestant from completing the Victory Condition before the end of all calamities]
[Note: 1. If the contestant loses, all contestants will belong to the organizer after the game ends.] 2. Entrants who do not meet the entry requirements will be automatically classified under the organizer once they are involved in the game. Become a pawn of the organizer in the game]
[Oath: Respect the above content, and hold a boon game based on glory, flag, and the rights of the organizer]
【Lingshan. Daileiyin Temple Seal】
“………… Ha!?? ”
After reading the contents of the game contract document, Yakumo was embarrassed.
"The content of this game, how do you look like-"
"- Learn from the West?"
Asuina came over and said. When she was in Gensokyo, she didn't do anything except practice swords.
"That's right, it's like learning scriptures from the west...... Purifying all sentient beings and educating the world? Hum! Sure enough, it's the favorite thing those guys do. ”
Ya Yunmo seemed to see a bald donkey with a golden light on his head standing in front of him, and said with an Amway expression: "Donor, you have a relationship with my Buddha" and something like that.
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"The Road to Heaven...... Sure enough, it's the road to heaven......"
Hakuyasha looked at the contract document in his hand and snorted coldly.
The black rabbit on the side asked curiously, "Lord White Yasha, what is the path to heaven?" ”
"In layman's terms, it is the way to the Great Leiyin Temple to learn the scriptures."
Hakuyasha frowned tightly.
"Back then, Sanzang completed this road, completed the merits of purifying sentient beings and educating the world to become a Buddha, and Sun Wukong's dead girl was deceived into going to Buddhism because of this. Now it seems that the people of Buddhism have finally done it. Did you actually use this legend as a template to make a bounty game? Those old guys really can't keep up with the times......"
Afterwards, Bai Yasha pointed to the remarks on the document and said: "Note one, Sima Zhao's heart is well known to passers-by, and they are clearly here to do this game because they are pulling Yakumo into the Buddhist Gate. ”
[Once the contestant fails, he will automatically become a member of the Buddhist sect...... Yakumo, you kid don't have to follow the old path of Monkey King......] (To be continued.) )