Chapter 17: Her Majesty's Shame
The bear child is known to be a very annoying creature.
On the streets, in the alleys, in the schools, the creatures called bear children wantonly show their retarded minds, causing great trouble to others.
And in recent years, I don't know what crazy I have, and the frequency of bear children is increasing.
Once Li Yunfei went to attend a friend's wedding, but as soon as the waitress brought the dishes, a bear child at the same table stood up and grabbed the dishes in front of him, and only after serving half a bowl of dishes to himself did he put the dishes back on the table.
After that, when each dish was served, the bear child had to "cut off his beard" once as usual, and everyone watched as he filled his bowl before putting down the plate.
And the bear child ate a bite of the dish he didn't like to eat, and he scolded and fell to the ground. There were a few times when the dishes in the bowl were not finished and new dishes were served, and the bear child had to pour out the dishes in the bowl in advance to fill with new dishes.
The mother of the bear child watched the whole time, and not only did not have the slightest idea of discipline, but smiled happily and proudly, saying that her son was really cute or something (true story).
And because he hates bear children, Li Yunfei has always been strict with his daughter's discipline.
In everyone's eyes, Ling'er is a well-behaved, sensible and obedient little girl, endearing to people - it's a pity that it was in the past.
Since the past six months, a group of chaotic female traversers have crossed over one after another, and the little girl's words and deeds have changed in three days. A few days ago, she was a gentle and obedient little girl, and in two days she may become a poisonous snake Lori, and in two days she may become a taciturn little Lori.
This situation simply gave Li Yunfei a headache.
In order not to affect his daughter's study and life, whenever those traversers came over, Li Yunfei would ask her daughter for leave from school, take her daughter with her to monitor, and wait until two days later after the traverser left before sending Ling'er back to school.
However, in this way, Ling'er can only be in school for about three days a week, and the progress of the course has already fallen behind compared with other children.
Even if the little girl studied very hard after taking back the control of her body, she was also very smart, but Ling'er's grades still inevitably declined to a certain extent.
And seeing his daughter's grades decline, as a father, Li Yunfei had the heart to kill that group of traversers.
At this time, the self-proclaimed Winter Empress once again used Ling'er's body to perform what is called "rudeness" and what is called "bear child".
When her words spoke, the smile on the panda man's face stiffened.
The panda man, who had always been very kind, did not expect that the well-behaved human girl in front of him would suddenly scold him - just as it was an insult for a human being to be compared to a monkey orangutan, it was very rude to compare a panda with a giant panda.
Because of the connection between panda people and giant pandas, it is probably similar to humans and monkeys and orangutans. Normal people won't be happy if they are scolded for being monkeys, right?
However, Lao Chen is a panda person who has experienced strong winds and waves after all, and the most important thing when he goes out is his ability to resist pressure. If you were angry if someone casually despised you, then this person would have been angry to death a long time ago.
Especially in a haunted place like Azeroth, where wild beasts are rampant, monsters are rampant, and adventurers and inhabitants are not good. Travelers licking blood from the knife edge, foul language and scolding each other are common.
In Lao Chen's travels, he could hear more than a dozen guys of different races scolding him in different dialects and accents every day, and if he couldn't bear it, he would probably have vomited blood in anger - although those outrageous guys would often end up being beaten by him.
However, the panda people are already known for their good cultivation, not to mention Lao Chen, who is also one of the best masters among the panda people, so although the little girl's words are very angry, he is not angry, but shakes his head wordlessly, ignoring the bear child who is a sick man in the middle school.
Of course, the good temper of the panda people is actually forced out.
In the continent of Pandaria, where the panda people live, there is a corpse of the ancient god Yashaji. Although it was said to be a corpse, the guy did not die, but continued to split into several pieces to plague Pandaria.
It is divided into angry and tsundere...... Ahem...... The evil of pride, fear, madness, suspicion, confusion, and hatred ravaged the continent of Pandaria.
Although the seven-headed demon was later sealed by the panda people of Pandaria, the demon has always influenced the people of Pandaria.
Once the residents have negative hatred such as anger, mania, confusion, hatred, etc., the demonic aura will often take advantage of the weakness to poison the panda man, and then control the other party, turning into a crazy attack on the surrounding madman.
Therefore, for the sake of the continuation of the nation and the safety of the race, the panda people have developed a peaceful and leisurely character, and it is almost rare to see the panda people arguing with each other.
There is no doubt that the continent called Pandaria is a very harmonious fairyland on earth.
"Of course, that's what I heard from my elders."
On the sofa, the panda man Lao Chen shrugged his shoulders, raised his head and took a sip of wine, and said, "Our panda people from Lost Island have been away from Pandalia for too long and have not been able to go back, don't look at my age, I have never been to the Pandaria continent yet." My purpose in this trip is to find the legendary Pearl of Pandaria, because legend has it that this treasure can break through the fog of Pandaria and return me to my true homeland. ”
"Tsk...... It's a pity that my adventure ended in the middle of the journey, and I came to this world inexplicably...... By the way, Brother Yunfei, don't you really know how to send me back? ”
Li Yunfei on the opposite side shrugged his shoulders with a helpless expression.
"If I could, I would send you back to Azeroth as soon as I could."
This is definitely a big truth, Li Yunfei does not welcome these traversers. His experience of receiving dozens of traversers told him that even if he was a panda man with a peaceful personality, as long as the other party was a traverser, there was a chance that he would get into trouble...... And it's still big. Troublesome.
So if there is really a way to send the panda people away, Li Yunfei will definitely be the first to raise his hands in favor.
And beside Li Yunfei, the little girl named Sejuani was lying on the sofa with a face of shame and indignation, with tears on her little face, her face was full of humiliating grief and indignation, biting her lip and glaring at Li Yunfei viciously, as if she had just lost . The body is the same as a sad and angry girl.
After the little girl made disrespectful remarks before, Li Yunfei decisively "communicated" with the little girl again.
And tickling is such a thing, even adults can't stand it, let alone an eight-year-old girl.
Even if the soul of the other party is actually a powerful queen of the other world, after the soul enters the body of an eight-year-old child, it will definitely have some effects, such as becoming naïve and fragile.
So in Li Yunfei's "brutal suppression", the little girl once again left tears of humiliation and experienced the humiliation that she had never had in her life.
She glared at Li Yunfei viciously, gritting her teeth and cursing the other party silently, but she couldn't do anything.
At this time, the eyelashes of the unconscious girl on the sofa trembled slightly, as if she was about to wake up.