Chapter 44: A Vignette
Lisa was woken up in her sleep, also in a panic. {.Seeing my panicked look, he hurriedly asked me what happened?} I told her about the old ghost, and he quickly got up and looked for the little fresh water in his bag.
The two of us cooperated up and down to debug, trying to pour water into the old ghost. Unexpectedly, as soon as the old ghost's mouth touched the water, it was like an oasis in the desert, so he hurriedly bit the bottle and drank it in a big gulp.
After drinking the water, he fainted again, or he pretended to sleep, but he closed his eyes tightly and didn't say a word. But compared to just now, his breathing has become much smoother, and we are a little relieved.
Lisa and I were so anxious that we didn't know what had just happened? The old ghost has been asleep like this, and we can't wake him up, so we can only let him sleep. He'll tell us when he wakes up.
Since you can't ask, you have to wait. In our spare time, Lisa and I took a closer look at the old ghost. Luckily, he didn't have any injuries on his body, which reassured us a little. But looking at it, I always feel that there is something different about the old ghost that seems to be different from before, and I want to say it, but I can't say it.
At this time, Lisa suddenly said, "Fang Yu, look, has Shi Hui lost a lot of weight?" ”
After Lisa's reminder, I realized that the old ghost had indeed lost weight. Could it be that the old ghost has encountered something that sucks human flesh? Otherwise, in such a short period of time, a person would not have lost weight like this!
"Poof~", while I was guessing to myself, the old ghost let out a loud fart in his sleep. That's right. It was what I had heard in the dark before, and the strange noise I had heard earlier had frightened me for a long time. Before we could react, a strong pungent smell came, and Lisa and I hurriedly covered our noses.
The old ghost suddenly sat up, startling Lisa and me. I saw that the old ghost was fixed there motionless, and there was a sound of "gurgling" in his belly. Suddenly, he jumped three times high, covered his ass and ran out, leaving Lisa and I standing still.
Lisa and I were puzzled by the old ghost's behavior of blaming you. I saw him pacing slowly and walking back. Just wanted to ask him what was going on. The old ghost grabbed me by the neck and said, "I'm going to kill you!" ”
The old ghost's face was so unsightly that I couldn't tell if he was joking. I was defenseless, and he grabbed me by the neck. I'm almost out of breath. Struggling to say, "Old ghost." Are you crazy? You see clearly! I'm Fang Yu. ”
"It's you who pinched me!" The old ghost said viciously.
Lisa didn't look like the old ghost was joking. was also anxious: "Shi Hui! Are you crazy? ”
I was also anxious and said, "Enough! Why are you going to fight back if you come again? I have no grievances with you. ”
"Do you still say that there is no injustice and no hatred? Lao Tzu is about to die, and you still say that it has nothing to do with you? It's all thanks to your sea cucumber! The old ghost almost let go of his hand. I looked at the beads of sweat on his forehead, and it was estimated that his body was exhausted.
Listening to what he said, I realized that he was dehydrated from diarrhea. Seeing the old ghost panting, I was worried and angry, so I asked him, "Why don't you call us?" ”
The old ghost looked at me with complaining eyes, and after a long time he said, "Who said I didn't call it, but Lao Tzu called it more than once." But you sleep like a pig, and you can't wake up no matter how you scream. ”
Then I remembered that there seemed to be a noise in my dream, but I was too sleepy to pay attention. As a result, I immediately felt my cheeks burn. I couldn't help but feel a little sorry in my heart, so while the old ghost apologized, I looked for medicine in my bag.
Finally, he took out the antidiarrheal medicine from his bag and handed it to the old ghost. Thankfully, I didn't listen to him and threw these things away, and now it's finally coming in handy. The old ghost took the medicine and complained, "Why didn't you take it out earlier?" ”
I'm curious, if you want to say it's the problem of sea cucumbers. Then Lisa and I also ate it, why don't we have a problem, but the old ghost has diarrhea? After thinking about it, I can't think of the problem here. In the end, it was Lisa who gave the answer: the old ghost ate a raw one with a greedy mouth before we started eating. Moreover, it has not undergone any disinfection and cleaning, so it is strange not to have diarrhea.
found the real reason inside, the old ghost was a little embarrassed. Just as he was about to explain something, he heard another "gurgling" sound in his stomach. Hurriedly ran away with his stomach in one hand and his butt in the other.
Lisa and I looked at him with anger and amusement. After a while, I saw the old ghost staggering back.
The old ghost said, "Boss, did you just give me an antidiarrheal medicine?" Why doesn't it work? Don't be a drug that specializes in promoting diarrhea. Lao Tzu is about to pull out the anus! ”
"Yes!" Lisa laughed and said, "Who made you unable to control your mouth?" It's not a bad body! It's still poisonous! Hahahaha......"
When the old ghost saw Lisa sarcastically mocking him, he looked a little displeased, and said without losing his face: "Don't hit people in the face, and don't expose your shortcomings when you scold people." You're not bored! Besides, after getting to this damn Bermuda, what is normal? Everything has become extraordinary. ”
I comforted the old ghost and said, don't worry, it must be an antidiarrheal drug and not a laxative. It's just that you have to let the medicine absorb, right? Even if you eat the elixir, you have to digest it for a while.
When the old ghost heard me say this, he was relieved.
Fortunately, this medicine is quite effective, and the old ghost's stomach is gradually improving. I haven't been there since I just finished pulling, and my face has gradually recovered. We didn't delay any longer, and the ghost's diarrhea was like a small episode in this unexpected journey, and it was quickly forgotten by the three of them.
The three of them were full of curiosity about the terrain in front of them, how did this bucket-shaped terrain come about? Why can't the surrounding sea be full? Could it be that there is some kind of supernatural energy here?
I used to hear too many legends about the Bermuda Triangle, and there were many reliable and unreliable legends. Some are explained by science, and some are not explained by science. Even if it can be explained, it is mostly the speculation of so-called scientists, and there is not much evidence. What cannot be explained has not been answered, and has become an unsolved mystery in the world.
I don't know if I'm lucky or unlucky to be here, I just want to find a lot. If you can still get out, you are lucky; If you can't get out, it's unfortunate.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but lose control and shouted: "Duoduo, where are you?" ”
The old ghost and Lisa didn't expect me to scream, and they were both startled. The surrounding sea water suddenly flowed down. (To be continued......)