Chapter 5 Barbecue Snake Meat
I saw that from the moment the steel guy put on its neck, it was like crazy and made a fuss, and for a while, the earth rumbled, the dust was flying, and the sand and rocks were flying, and it was impossible to see what was going on, but it was conceivable that the pain brought by this steel guy to it was far worse than the gunpowder of the smoker.
Over there, after the monkey put it on, he kicked the snake's head violently with both feet, and the whole person flew behind us like a catapult and landed safely, and the smoker had already thrown away the gunpowder in his hand, and it was useless to leave any more, and he hurriedly retreated.
Only Wang Fatzi was nowhere to be seen in the pile of dust.
Suddenly, a 'bang' sound came along with the long howl of the stinging beetle. Immediately after, the whistle came one after another, louder and louder. The 'clang' sound from the fat man's big knife slashing at it was like striking iron, and it was continuous. Strands of blood, bundles of blood, finally came out of the yellow dust. And the screams of the forest worms also weakened one by one.
At that time, the time seemed extremely long, and the five of us were nervous and did not dare to move forward, nor did we dare to retreat, so we could only wait anxiously.
Eventually, it felt like a century had passed, no sound could be heard, and the dust had gradually cleared.
Just when we were about to go up to see what was going on, there was a hearty laugh from the fat man, followed by the sound of him carrying a big knife, and his whole body was stained dark red with blood and walked out of the battle circle, although, walking with a limp, the monkey quickly ran up and helped him.
When the fat man saw us, he threw the big knife in front of us arrogantly, "What is Lao Tzu talking about, what kind of bullshit snake, afraid of a bird, Lao Tzu will kill it anyway, let's roast snake meat and eat it today." After speaking, he pointed to the big head, "Big head, you have to roast it for Lao Tzu to be delicious." With that, he fell straight to the ground, and with the weight of a fat man, he almost strangled the monkey and fell down with it.
"It's broken, it's not dead." When Taro heard my words, he hurriedly rushed up, carefully checked the front and back, and then smiled at us embarrassedly, "Don't worry, it's not a fatal injury, he's just tired and collapsed, and it will be good to sleep." ”
I forgot to mention here that Taro is a doctor, and before the turmoil, because he did not rescue a patient who was not saved at all in the hospital, he was rectified by the patient's powerful family to this point, and later became our doctor.
The big head and I helped the fat man to the side and settled down, and then walked to the front of the forest snake to see what it was, when it was far away before, I only felt that this thing was very, very big, and now it was closer, and they all took a breath of cold air, this thing is not only called big, it is simply terrifying, the height alone is half an adult's height, and now, its head part has been cut off by the fat man and there is only a little bit left hanging on it, and it has almost been separated. Seeing this, we can't help but start admiring the fat man, just such a thing, I have to be scared to faint just by standing in front of it, let alone fighting with a knife.
"This fat man, he usually works and always shouts that he can't do it, but he didn't expect his real ability to stay here." The smoker stroked the body of the snake with one hand, "Good fellow, how hard does it take to cut so deep." ”
I tried to stay away from its head, first, the stench was unbearable, and second, I was afraid that if it didn't die, it would come and bite me, and then my little life would have to go to the west.
The big head circled around the forest python, and his face was serious, and he carefully observed it, and then he breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, this thing is a male, if it is a mother, we will all be finished." I've read in books that male forest snakes tend to run farther away from their nests. And it is more aggressive, so it will not produce group behavior. If it's a mother, it's terrible, there will always be one or two males near the mother, which is exactly the same as people, and the mother will always unconsciously greet the saucer. ”
"You're interested in this kind of thing." The monkey joked about the big head.
"Hey, don't talk about it, let's do it, there should be a few knives in the fat man's bag, let's cut more meat together, the smoker quickly finds some firewood to make a fire, just look for it next to here, don't run away."
The big head commanded as he took the lead in moving. "These scales are definitely a good thing, everyone try to get some whole scales down, the fat man is absolutely happy to wake up and see it, he likes these strange things."
In the dense jungle that covered the sky and the sun, I couldn't tell whether it was day or night, but it took us about two hours just to cut the meat, and the smoker made the fire and extinguished it, and it was good and extinguished, and he was so angry that he cursed and cursed on the side.
All of us were already soaked after such a toss, and each of us walked to the fire with a snake meat weighing dozens of catties, and we couldn't move at all, so we could only lift stones on the spot and roast the meat. After a while, the aroma was fragrant, everyone smelled the smell, the stomach was all gurgling, and they didn't care about the hot hands, so they started with their hands, I remember eating the first piece, and when I was about to reach out for the second piece, the fat man's voice came. "Okay, you bastards, you don't even call me one when you eat." While the fat man was talking, he was about to get up with his hands on the ground, but he tried a few times, but he still couldn't succeed. Seeing this, the monkey and I quickly put down the large piece of meat in our hands, trotted over, and carried the fat man to the fire with one shoulder at a time.
The taro forked up a piece of meat and handed it to the fat man. "You fainted, you can't wake up no matter how you scream, we can only start first, anyway, there is a lot of meat, I'm not afraid of not having anything to eat."
"Hmph, this is your fat man and I exchanged my life for it, it's delicious, I said I was going to eat this thing before, you still don't agree, now I know that the fat man is good." After stuffing a few pieces of meat into his mouth in a row, the fat man's spirit finally recovered, and as soon as he recovered, his mouth could not be idle.
"Well, don't really say it, this meat is delicious. I feel like I've never eaten such delicious meat. The monkey's hippie smile echoed. He is such a person, never fight for anything, and does not like to quarrel with us, we have been together for so long, I have never seen a monkey blush, on the contrary, he does what he tells him to do, but because he is slightly younger than us, so when he first met, he was bullied by us a lot, and then after getting along for a while, no one bullied him anymore.
"You're still sensible. Quick, go and rummage through my bag, there should be a lot of two-pot heads in it, what kind of words are it like to eat meat and not drink. When the monkey heard this, he put the meat in his mouth and immediately went to look for wine.
"Fatty, you don't bully monkeys anymore, it's not easy to be born later." I opened my mouth to complain to him.
"Mosquito, you don't understand this, I'm teaching him to grow, besides, don't you see that he is also very happy?" One person and one bottle of Red Star Erguotou, with meat, even the taro, who has never drunk much, happily drank all the bottles, everyone ate and drank, and soon, everyone's stomachs bulged, and they didn't want to move even a step.
After not saying a word for about half an hour, the smoker seemed to remember something, "Fatty, just now the big head asked us to leave you a lot of scales, saying that you like that thing, do you want to go and see it, oh, put it all over there." ”