Chapter 534: Matsutake Ah Matsutake Mushroom
"My name is the Icebreaker."
The green-haired girl with heavy dark circles under her eyes, who does not break the ice, grabbed Yakumo Mo's sleeve and said this.
"It's sudden, but there's something I want to ask you about - can you teach me how to make a child?"
"Huh?"
"Can you teach me how to make a child?"
The ice-breaking confectionery was repeated again.
What's going on right now!
I casually met a woman and ran to him and asked him how to make a child - what the hell is wrong with this world!
The embarrassed Yakumo lowered his head twitching at the corners of his eyes, looking at the green-haired girl who claimed to be unbreakable.
- Compared with the non-broken ice candy in front of me, the broken ice candy ahhh
Could it be that this non-ice-breaking conduit is a girl with mental problems?
Thinking like this, Yakumo suddenly asked, "How many bananas are three oranges and two apples?" β
"I see, is there something mentally wrong with such a beautiful boy?"
The ice-breaking condepot showed a look of pity and let go of the hand that was holding Yakumo Mo.
Despised !
Yakumo was suddenly messy in the wind.
"However, although it looks good, it should be normal to have mental problems when you dress like this." Icebreaker is being attacked.
However, Yakumo Mo suddenly showed a hint of discoloration.
This woman actually found out that he was a man at the first time.
- Yakumo Mo can be sure that this girl called the Icebreaker is just an ordinary human - it seems that her behavior just now looks a little weird.
An ordinary human being, without any mysterious powers, can accurately distinguish his gender so easily.
Not breaking the ice looked at Yakumo Mo, who was suddenly staring at him, and tilted his head. Suddenly, he reached out and grabbed the brocade belt around Yakumo Mo's waist.
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? β
"I don't think it's necessary to explain to people with mental problems, but it's better to explain it out of politeness. I'm going to try out how to make a child myself. β
The icebreaker raised his head.
......... "snapped", and a big # appeared on Yakumo's forehead.
"Bang" knocked on the head of the ice candy, Yakumo snorted: "Where do I have a mental problem?" β
"It's clear that you, the person who asks such strange questions to strangers for the first time, have a mental problem, okay?"
"It's not me who is at fault."
He shook his head, his tone was flat, and he couldn't hear any emotion in it.
"It's the world."
- Op. cit. Miss World of Xiyuan Temple in Heaven, you have worked hard.
Ignoring the subtle emotions in Yakumo's heart, he continued: "Since the promulgation of the Law on the Sound Parenting of Public Order, Good Customs, and Good Customs, all information on how to have children has been deleted, and there is no way for teachers, parents, or society to obtain this knowledge normally. β
"To say that as long as both men and women love each other from the bottom of their hearts, they can naturally have the crystallization of love, and try to use a vague and ambiguous word like 'love' to cover up the secret of the birth of life."
"I, want to reveal Huai? Pregnancy? Target? True? Appearance! β
The last sentence is said word by word.
Yakumo couldn't help but smack his tongue.
The younger generation of this world. Could it be that Chengdu is the same as the ice-breaking confuge in front of him, and he doesn't know anything about this matter?
The problem seems to be ...... It's serious!
I said...... Have you always been like this? Whenever I meet someone, I go and ask him about this kind of thing......"
Yakumo looked at the ice-breaking confectionery with a smile.
"Is that really good? Not afraid of running into bad guys or something? You're just a normal student, aren't you? β
Bu Bing shook his head, although he had thick dark circles under his eyes, his gaze at Yakumo was extremely serious.
"Husband, I can tell if a person is a dangerous person-"
A bad feeling came over me.
"βso you're a good person."
After a pause, Bu Bing added again: "Although it's a little strange." β
"I'm really sorry I'm a weird good guy."
Yakumo snorted angrily.
At this time, the dark clouds that had covered the moon in the sky began to disperse.
The bright moonlight poured on the earth.
With the help of the moonlight, the ice-breaking confectionery finally discovered a phenomenon that had not been noticed before.
"Why?"
"Huh? What why? β
"Why. You're not wearing PM? β
The icebreaker pointed to his slender neck.
The PM above clung to her blown-up skin.
"Guess what?"
Yakumo asked rhetorically.
Bu Bing frowned, "You're not Japanese?" β
"Uh-huh. No. β
He's certainly not Japanese, he's not even human - how does that feel weird?
"I see, not Japanese? That's great! β
The face of the icebreaker showed a somewhat expectant expression.
"Can you speak in a non-Japanese way? It's the kind of way that is mixed with forbidden words that Japanese people are not allowed to say nowadays! β
"You directly asked me to talk about the yellow jokes......"
Yakumo rubbed his brows and had a headache.
"It's really not to blame for not coming home so late? You're a student who is supposed to be going to school tomorrow, right? β
"It's okay, you don't have to go to school tomorrow! Because tomorrow the school will be closed. β
"Oh? Why? β
"Tomorrow there will be a presentation on the H Prohibition Act at the school, and at the same time the new PM unit will be introduced."
Yakumo looked at the ice-breaking confuge in surprise, "Are you a student of Shigang Academy?" β
"Yes."
The icebreaker nodded. Then he changed the topic back: "Speaking of which, since you're not Japanese and don't wear PM, you should be able to tell me the secret of being pregnant with a (mythical beast) bluntly, right?" Tell me, please tell me! β
Say so. Without breaking the ice, he stood on tiptoe, and the whole person leaned on Yakumo Mo.
"You give me enough to stop!"
A hand knife knocks down the ice-breaking confectionery.
The green-haired, dark-eyed girl let out a wail and fell to her knees.
The head was very coincidentally attached to Yakumo Mo's lower abdomen.
The soft touch of the gorgeous and precious fabric on her forehead surprised her for a moment, and then she immediately noticed something else.
"As an individual, little [beep-a-ah! It's dangerous. β
Halfway through speaking, the ice-breaking conduit suddenly paused.
"In other words, I think matsutake mushrooms are the key to getting pregnant, aren't they?"
"Pine, matsutake mushrooms?"
The embarrassed Yakumo looked at the sky speechlessly.
- This world without pornographic jokes, what kind of mouth does these children force to be!
β
"Welcome to the next time!!"
The cat-people girl Ania stood at the door, waving energetically to the three Yuriko who were leaving.
"Ahh So full, so full! β
Yui and Flandoro touched their round little bellies and looked up at Yuriko.
"Now, Sister Yuriko, where are we going next?"
"What's next?"
Yuriko remembers the news she got accidentally in the tavern.
Trade union.
"Let's go find someone and ask how the union is going."
"Unions ? What is that? β
Flandoro tilted her head, the crystal wings behind her moving.
"It seems like a place where adventurers can exchange these magic stones for money."
Yuriko crouched down and touched Flandore's head.
"Let's go get some money, so we can buy you something delicious for Fran!"
"Delicious!"
Flandro's eyes lit up, and she had only eaten enough, but now she had this expression again.
It's a lovely snack.
After finding a pedestrian who looked like an adventurer at random, and after asking him how the union was going, Yuriko walked towards the union with three little lori. (To be continued......)