035 [Three words, big cousin!] 】
Little Seventh Brother's strength can be said to be unfathomable, a bit like Duan Yu in the early days, with a big treasure, but in fact, he is occasionally a superhero, and most of the time he is a scumbag
Little Brother Qi may have inherited most of the advantages in the genes of the dwarves, mainly in terms of force value, and I don't see which one is high in terms of IQ, unlike Xiao Wu who is full of bad water, Little Brother Qi is a straightforward character, and this little rascal's favorite thing to do all day long is to pout his pacifier and shake Ding Ding to brag about it, and I feel that I can't count on the day he saves the world in this life
"Xiao Qi, can't you learn more and become a teacher? When Brother Monkey first came down the mountain, he was almost able to beat the invincible opponents in the world, look at you, even a little girl can't beat it. "Although I can't beat Lola, it doesn't affect my despise for Little Seventh Brother. I'm a weak chicken after all, but aren't you a self-proclaimed wizard in witchcraft and martial arts?
"Humph! That monster with two big tumors on his chest does have some ability, if I don't hit her, it's to give you Brother Xiaolin's face, if she dares to play my little Ding Ding with curiosity next time, I will definitely beat her to be afraid! Little Brother Qi took off the bottle from his waist and poured himself a mouthful of goat's milk.
I gave him a brain meltdown, sure enough, I have a strong bear spirit in the five elements, and it is not appropriate to go out every day, as soon as I go out, I meet the bear child properly, and now there are more than 20 poisonous bear children gathered in the whole house, as well as a donkey who farts all day long, and an African Ali Baba.
Huh! Alibaba! How did you forget him? It's time to play with him!
In some dark corner, poor African Ali Ba Ban is suffering both physically and mentally.
He has been arrested for most of the day, most of the day has not been touched, he has not eaten a mouthful of food, he has long been hungry, he is hungry, and he is tied up with five flowers, and his mouth is also stuffed with cloth, he can't cry when he wants to cry sadly, and he always feels that crying silently is not very emotional, so he can only hold back his tears and not let it flow
At first, Alibaba was quite curious, why did this person react so violently when he heard his name, could it be that I had something special? But after this man tied himself up, he threw him in a corner as if to forget about him, and from then on, Ali Ba lived a life of seclusion
"You should be glad I can think of you so quickly, if I think of you two days later, I'm afraid you will starve to death by then." I took a look at Ali Baba, who was tied into a dumpling, I don't have a good impression of the protagonists in these fairy tales, didn't I see Prince Charming being killed like this? The mission system didn't let me kill you, you should go burn incense and worship the Buddha, and there is still this idle time to stage 'silent tears' here with me?
"Oh, sorry, forget that your mouth is gagged." I ripped the cloth off his mouth.
Ali Baba, an African, was sad and couldn't help but cry loudly. I'll go, where is the momentum of the protagonist in your fairy tale? It's enough to be so dark enough to be sorry for the audience, what does it mean to cry? Blind with such a face with exquisite facial features!
"Don't cry! Let me ask you a few questions! I said viciously.
Ali Ba was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped his tears, seeing that he was so frightened that his heartbeat was estimated to be half a beat slower. He estimated that the thing he regretted the most in his life was to help the talking fart donkey Ah Mao go up the mountain to find the master, who would have thought that the owner of the honest donkey would be such a wicked person? I haven't said anything, but I just told my name, and suddenly I captured myself, and looking at his unhappy expression, it seems that my name is still taboo for him?
Ali baba, there's nothing wrong with this name, it's much better than my big brother Gosim's name
"I ask you, do you have an older brother named Gosim?" I asked.
Alibaba, an African, nodded in confirmation.
Me: ""
Is it really that Alibaba? It can be blackened into this virtue like this, no wonder it hit the street all the way in the early stage, but the face is blackened like this, and it can be hung all the way in the later stage, which is very unreasonable, okay?
"Then are you greedy for your sister-in-law's beauty!" I threw out a big gossip. In the story, this product finally married his sister-in-law, which is simply against the sky!
"I, I" Ali Baba was about to cry, looking at my fierce expression, he didn't know how to answer.
"Alas, forget it, it's really the same as in the fairy tale, it's a big idiot, it doesn't seem to be useful to catch you, just keep squatting." With that, I shoved the cloth into his mouth again. Anyway, I won't be hungry for a while, so let's hang it out like this, and if there is any big gossip I want to ask one day, let's ask him again.
Look at his little cheapness, his face is so dark, and his heart and liver are not white, uh, it seems that no one's heart and liver are white, but anyway, I think his covetousness of his sister-in-law's beauty is valid.
Ali Baba wanted to cry again without tears, he suddenly woke up, this mountain seems to have heard his eldest brother Gosim say, saying that this mountain is evil, he was robbed last time he went up the mountain to pick up money, the person who robbed him was a psychopath, asked three times what his name was, he said his name, that person had to continue to ask, how to drop, bullying my eldest brother is a stammer?
Now he understands that this person is purely a psychopath!
Ignore what poor Africans think, although I have always said that Africans are our friends, but my Xiaolin brother's consciousness is not so high, or when I see this guy whose facial features are somewhat similar to mine, I am angry! The advertising slogan "Some people imitate my face, some people imitate my face" is crazy enough, but I didn't expect to really encounter such a thing as hitting my face, which is much more terrible than hitting my shirt!
As I passed by the stone wall, I faintly heard a faint sound outside.
"Is this it? How come there is no one? ”
"It's here, there shouldn't be no one."
"Is there a wrong place?"
"I don't think there's anything wrong with that."
It seems that there are several people communicating outside, but why are they all the same voice?
It wasn't until I heard the voice outside mention 3 words that the whole person couldn't calm down anymore. These three words are a nightmare for me at the moment, and my instinctive reaction is to be cheated again.
These three words are - big cousin! R1152