Chapter 0027: Ghosts Eat Mud

The main burial chamber is also called the "dormitory", and there are generally no furnishings in it, but it is a place specially used to place the coffin, and the owner of the tomb is perched here.

"Hey, why isn't there anything here? Didn't you say that there are mountains of gold and silver? "Huzi turned around with a flashlight, and there was no ever-bright light inside.

"How many times have you told you, this is the main burial chamber, the main burial chamber, and the baby is in the matching hall," the fat man snorted, and came to a vertical coffin, and finally whispered, "No, why is this coffin erected and still stone, is this the coffin of the tomb owner?" ”

I saw that he was muttering incessantly, so I walked over and asked softly, "What are you muttering, fat man?" Isn't this what you call the coffin of the tomb owner? ”

Seeing me ask, he shook his head and said, "No, this is definitely not the coffin of the tomb owner, judging from the structure of this ancient tomb, the coffin of the tomb owner is at least made of crystal, and it is strange that such a rough coffin cannot afford a corpse." ”

"Corpse? Whose coffin would it be, and it was placed here vertically? I asked puzzled, but at this moment, Huzi, who had already touched the back of the tomb, shouted, "Yishou, come and see, there is another tomb here, such a big crystal coffin." ”

I was stunned at the same time as the fat man heard this, even I, a person who doesn't know how to rob tombs, knew that this was a big taboo, and the construction structure of the main tomb was too bizarre. But before we could react, we felt that the sarcophagus erected in front of us suddenly shook violently, and faintly a trace of blood overflowed from the sarcophagus, with an unbearable fishy smell.

"It's not good, the lord inside has found us," the sea fat man was shocked, and hurriedly took out a black thing from his pocket, and when I saw that it was a black donkey's hoof, I immediately scolded angrily: "Dead fat man, you are still very fucking hidden, and you even have a hand." ”

It wasn't until I retreated to the edge of the gate that the fat man looked at me with a smile, "Hehe, I'm sorry, I took it out before, and besides, I didn't prepare for the end." ”

I snorted at this, and I didn't bother to care, at this time, Huzi and Jia Lin'er also came to us in a hurry, I don't know what happened?

"Boom, boom, boom,"

"Ichimamoru, what's that sound? Why is it like the sound of a toad in the field, it sounds so scary," Huzi asked in a trembling whisper close to my ear, and Jia Lin'er and the two daughters behind him were also very frightened at this time, covering each other's ears and not daring to listen.

I just wanted to say that the ghost knows what kind of voice this is, but the fat man on the side lowered his voice and said: "This is the voice of zongzi, I also heard my grandfather talk about it, saying that all zongzi with advanced Taoism can speak, as for whether we can understand it, then another story." ”

"Huh? It... It's not going to be talking to... Talk to us..."Huzi's frightened tongue was knotted, and he grabbed my arm so hard that I almost cried out without pain.

Speaking of zongzi can speak, I suddenly thought that there was a piece of ghost eating mud in my backpack, I remember that it was the black dog blood, rootless water, human yellow, decaying household and black mud that my grandfather spent a long time collecting, and it was said that it was the black mud that the Taoist school used to talk to ghosts, and later it was called: ghosts eat mud.

I didn't have time to think about it, I hurriedly took out the piece of ghost eating mud, regardless of whether it could talk to the zongzi first skimmed off half of it and ate it again, chewing and chewing I started talking nonsense, not to mention, it really worked, I immediately knew what the zongzi in the sarcophagus was talking about, so he chatted with me sentence by sentence.

My sudden chatter also attracted the attention of the fat man on the side, and they all looked at me with puzzled eyes, their expressions were full of incredulity, and they only heard the fat man shouting, "It's over, I'm afraid that the little comrade is evil." ”

"Ah," as soon as the fat man said, Huzi and Jia Lin'er immediately jumped away a few meters away, not daring to get close to me, who kept making strange croaking noises in his mouth, and the fat man was holding the hooves of a black donkey and didn't know whether to insert it into my mouth for a while, in short, the scene was quite funny.

Seeing that the lord in the sarcophagus on the other side did not give me the face of this Baidu person at all, the sarcophagus shook more and more, and I also saw sweat on my head, plus the sea fat man on the side may stuff the black donkey's hooves into my mouth at any time, and I immediately spit out the black mud in my mouth.

"Bah, bah, bah," after a disgusting spit out of black mud, I immediately scolded the fat man beside me who was like jumping a big rope, "What are you going to make a fuss?" The feelings are treating me as a zongzi. ”

Seeing that I was suddenly normal again, the sea fat man was stunned for a moment, and then he wanted to reach out and roll my eyelids, almost making me angry, pointing to his nose and saying: "Sea fat man, can we not make trouble, the lord in there is a bloody corpse, specially guarding the coffin of his master, it said to give us three minutes to exit, otherwise the corpse will be raised." ”

"What? Bloody corpses? The sea fat man shouted, "By the way, how do you know?" Could it be that you are an Infernal Affairs? ”

I saw that the topic of the fat man was getting farther and farther away, and I hurriedly told them about the ghost eating mud, and it was not until this time that Huzi and the others believed my words and came closer again.

Seeing that the black mud in my hand was so magical, the sea fat man hurriedly snatched it over, and said while eating: "You definitely won't say good things, look at me..."

At the beginning, the sarcophagus erected in the distance chatted with the fat man a little calmer, obviously the fat man's kung fu was very good, and suddenly the bodies of the three of me and Huzi relaxed for a while, and my heart said that this is good, you don't need to use the army.

But before half a minute, the sarcophagus that had just been a little calm instantly became violently agitated, and there were faint signs of beating, so frightened that we immediately covered the mouth of the fat man and prevented him from talking.

"Vomit..."The sea fat man was suddenly covered by us, obviously too late to spit out the black mud in his mouth, and was swallowed indirectly, and suddenly felt nauseous, and scolded: "You guys are crazy, I haven't vomited yet..."

Seeing that the fat man was going to talk nonsense again, I immediately interrupted him, "Dead fat man, what did you say to it?" How could it suddenly have such a huge reaction? ”

"I... I didn't say anything..."The fat man suddenly became speechless, and finally confessed: "I... Just discuss with him to turn a blind eye, and then move him to a place to switch with its master, who knows him..."

I immediately waved my hand to interrupt the fat man, I could guess the result after he didn't finish speaking, and hurriedly took out the ink line that he had used before and threw one end to him, "You must stop him immediately, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

The fat man looked at the ink line in his hand in surprise, then he nodded sharply to his senses, and ran with me to the sarcophagus that was constantly bleeding and beating.

I have to say that the two of us who cooperated for the first time were quite tacit, and they directly went to each other and began to entangle each other back and forth, and in only half a minute, a mass of ink lines that were not too short was firmly tied to the sarcophagus, temporarily stopping the blood corpses inside.

"Whew, I'm tired, my head is dizzy," the sea fat man sat down on the ground and gasped, I was also tired enough, but not as panting as the sea fat man.

"Kazumori, what should we do now? Why don't you go out and find another way? Seeing this, Xiao Jiezi and the others hurriedly ran over, and she really didn't want to stay here because she was timid.

I looked at Jia Lin'er and Huzi on the side, wanting to hear their opinions, after all, this place is too dangerous, and there is no reason why I am the leader of this trip not to think about everyone's lives.

Huzi pursed his lips and didn't speak, obviously maintaining neutrality, Jia Lin'er on the side finally gritted his teeth after a moment of silence, "Since you are here, you have no choice, and no one dares to guarantee that there will be no other dangers if you find another way." ”

"Okay, that's right," the sea fat man shouted, and then subconsciously covered his mouth, and whispered again: "I, the sea fat man, like a girl like you, maybe we may become good friends after going out this time." ”

"Who wants to be good friends with you, shameless," Jia Lin'er rolled her eyes angrily, and then turned her head away, and the fat man didn't let out a fart for a long time, and we all wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh for a while.

In the end, I stood up for the fat man and said: "Okay, these things have to wait until you go out, inside is the main tomb, to enter or not?" ”

"Come in, why don't you go in?" The fat man said angrily, and he walked straight to the main burial chamber in the innermost part with the sarcophagus of the bloody corpse, while the three of them did not have the courage of me and the fat man, and finally walked in slowly bypassing the sarcophagus of the bloody corpse against the tomb wall on the side.