Chapter 14 Yao Ming, the strongest human being, can deal with tigers

"Leave it to me, Martha. ”

Yang Dinggao squinted his eyes for a while, and suddenly opened them, and the two cold lights flashed and disappeared. took the initiative to speak and chose to shoulder the heavy burden.

"Brother Yang, do you want me to try?"

Ding Xin seemed to hesitate, reached out and scratched his round head, but still said this.

"Forget it, Lao Ding, your family has a heavy burden, let me fight them this time. ”

Yang Dinggao made a decision, his brows stretched out, and he patted Ding Xin's shoulder.

Compared with these two, Cui Shi is a small character, there is no need to fight for this kind of tricky prisoner, but it seems hypocritical, and it is enough to remember the favor of the big brother in his heart.

"Dinggao, hard work. ”

Ma Jianbo also breathed a sigh of relief, it is a blessing for the leader to have such subordinates, and I hope that this batch of new criminals will not bring too much trouble.

He is actually about the same age as the prison warden, and he also wants to be stable and not make any trouble before he retires.

"Martha, what scale do you have to set a tone for management?"

Yang Dinggao nodded, but asked this question very solemnly.

"Everything is done in accordance with the discipline of the supervision team!"

Ma Jianbo, who is nearly sixty years old, waved his hand, and finally a little bit of the former sharpness finally appeared between his eyebrows, and pressed the cigarette in his hand into the ashtray, "Let's do our best, if we really can't do it, the indicators of this year's strict management brigade are all used on these brothers, and we can't let a few pieces of stinky meat spoil a whole pot of soup." ”

"Gotcha!"

Yang Dinggao laughed, "With this, I am relieved." I'll look at how hard these rocks are, and try not to cause trouble for the prison. ”

The contender has not yet arrived, and the preparations have already been made.

On this day, Cui Shi was not idle, talked to some of the insecure prisoners in the team one by one, touched their recent psychological dynamics, and generally knew that he was not busy with this set of processes until an hour after the end of work.

Well, the tiger hasn't settled yet.

Walking on the road after work, Cui Shi still didn't have a clue about this matter.

The five RTL prisoners who have been arrested and imprisoned are all a headache, not to mention a wild and ferocious tiger.

How can you deal with a tiger without a gun.

But I'm a small prison guard, and I have nowhere to get a gun.

Is there any good way to do it on the web?

As the saying goes, ask Baidu if you don't decide on internal affairs, ask Google if you don't decide on foreign affairs, and ask Tianya if you don't decide about sexual affairs.

Baidu, I know?

I went to the locker and took out the charged phone and pressed the power button.

The six-year-old old machine,The boot screen is played for more than a minute,Only then did it slowly struggle out of the operation interface。

"Just crossed a few mountains and crossed a few rivers!"

Before Cui Shi could go online, the phone rang quickly.

Sensei asked, it must be someone from the cockfighting platform again. Last night's all-night tossing, now it can be regarded as out of Wuzhi Mountain, presumably the cockfighting platform is more eager to sign a contract.

However, Cui Shi is not in a hurry, he can sign the contract at any time, as long as he straightens out the things on the other side, he will not be able to run sooner or later, and signing late will definitely have more initiative than signing early.

"Hey, Miss Wu Simeng, right?"

Picking up the phone lazily, Cui Shi's voice was three points lazy and seven points sluggish.

"Thank you, Mr. Cui, for remembering me. ”

Wu Simeng's heart sank, listening to this meaning, I was afraid that it would not be so easy to talk smoothly, but he didn't dare to show his dissatisfaction in his voice, and smiled sweetly: "Mr. Cui is an understanding person, I don't have to go around the bend anymore, how did you think about signing a contract with our platform?"

"I haven't started thinking about it yet, I'm a bit busy with work today. ”

Hey, you pretend!

You pretend to be part-time, and it's not professional at all.

Wu Simeng pursed his lips, thinking that you were still playing Sun Wukong in the live broadcast room last night, although it was not you who dug the mountain, but being pressed there must also be a manual work, I didn't sleep all night, I still worked during the day, and I worked a wool!

The phone can't get through for a day.,What work doesn't let the phone turn on.,It's clear that I've slept all day.,Now I'm awake and the phone is turned on.,Start playing procrastination with me.。

But she didn't dare to say it at all.

"Mr. Cui, it's been a hard work. You see...... Our platform is very sincere, whether it is the signing guarantee fee, or the reward sharing ratio, we can sit down and talk about it, if Mr. Cui is not convenient, we can send someone to fly directly to your city for an interview. ”

"Don't be in a hurry, I'll be busy for a while, and I'll contact you when the time comes. ”

Cui Shi showed a smile, about the signing fee of this popular anchor, what kind of charter is it, he hasn't had time to investigate, how can he sign the contract so easily. This kind of thing must be done to know oneself and know the other, so as not to be deceived.

Also, in the end, using the other world of Journey to the West, what content to live broadcast also needs to be carefully considered, don't decide rashly.

Although a sum of money is needed, it is not in a hurry, let the cockfighting platform go in a hurry first.

"Okay, Mr. Cui, I'll wait for your call. ”

Wu Simeng was helpless, so he had to hang up the line unhappily, it seems that even if the platform signs this person, it may not be able to get any cheapness, the other party is very cautious!

Tiger, Tiger......

Cui Shi heard Wu Simeng's unhappy tone, smiled, then opened the browser and typed in a line of words:

How humans deal with tigers

Bruce Lee and Tyson are unlikely to have a detailed analysis of the enemy tiger - ask Sogou.

People can deal with the little tiger who has not come out of the full moon - Baidu fighting.

After watching a lot of videos, I feel that it is difficult for humans to deal with the tiger - Manchester United with their bare hands.

Can Yao Ming, the strongest man in the human race, deal with a tiger with his bare hands?β€”β€” a tiger.

I'll lose your sister!

Cui Shi couldn't complain, the first few are quite reliable, what the hell is Yao Ming's mess in, and the strongest human being, even if it is a specific basketball field, I am afraid that this proposition is also very debatable, this product is a fan of Da Yao, right? But one thing is certain, if Tiger and Yao Ming play basketball, without foul biting, they will lose......

The best way for humans to deal with large carnivorous cats. - Tianya Q&A.

Hey, or is the end of the world reliable?

Cui Shi's eyes lit up, and he quickly clicked in to take a look.

"As a professional animal trainer, you can tell you with great certainty that when you meet a tiger and the tiger is staring at you, you are in its menu options, and remember not to bend down to expose the vital points, otherwise it will mistake you for the kind of herbivore that wants to eat, and you must not turn around and run away, because even Bolt will not be able to outrun a tiger in the prime of life, but will give it the confidence to pounce on you. At this time, you should try to stand up straight, look serious and full of anger, open your hands, and make a loud voice from your mouth, such as 'Mud-Ma's little spicy chicken comes to eat Lao Tzu'......"

It seems to make some sense, as if the idiom of the donkey is poor, at the beginning, the donkey also used this method to temporarily deter the opponent, the experience of professional animal trainers?

So what's next, what's next?

β€œ...... In this way, you will die with more dignity!"

I'll go!

After reading the last sentence, Cui Shi couldn't cry or laugh, only then did he know that he had been tricked, these people were really well designed, and the last sentence just had to turn the page to see it.

Waste of feelings!

I really have to face a ferocious tiger, and the only advantage I have over the old brother who fell into the tiger mountain is that I have more time to prepare.