Qiao Santan seemed to be playing a score, and did not directly answer whether there was a fish beauty in the yin and yang pool, and deliberately went far away: "Lao Jiu, Bao Xiaoye is still a tender doll after all, if you want to talk about knowledge, it is not Qiao who relies on his qualifications to talk big, he is really not as well-informed as Lao Jiu, Lao Jiu, do you know what this is?" ”

Sun Panzi knotted his body and said, "Yes...... It's a fish beauty! ”

Fat Mao snorted lightly and snorted: "Ya, the fish beauty is the fish beauty, what kind of ball is around?" What is the ball and the big tail wolf? ”

One black and one white two big pond monster fish, they are the statement of the fish beauty, Bao Yuan very much agrees with it, but he still slaps his swollen face and fills the fat man, Bao Yuan opened the topic and asked insincerely: "Old Joe, what do you mean?" Make it clear, don't hide it like Lao Wangba, you sent Guisun to send a pot of puffer fish blood when you entered the door on your dog's day, hey, Lao Tzu didn't die after drinking it, you said this is a trouble...... He sent someone to shoot Lao Tzu's black gun in the dark, and the bullet didn't dare to fly one more foot forward when he saw Lao Tzu's face, what? Do you want Lao Tzu to use Yangshou to buy two fish beauties and go back to play? I'm sorry, Mrs. Bao was born without this leisure! ”

"No, no, no, Mrs. Bao misunderstood." As Qiao Santan spoke, he glanced at the person on the ground with broken hands and feet.

"So what the hell are you doing?" Bao Yuan didn't understand.

"Hehe, Qiao wants to invite Mrs. Bao to taste the most rare delicacy in the world, Mr. Bao, do you dare?" Qiao Santan pointed to the pool as he spoke.

"Let Lao Tzu eat fish beauty?"

"Not bad! Precisely! Qiao Santan replied very heartily.

"Ahh Little Master Bao, don't don't ......" Song Peng's heart panicked when he heard this. Everyone knew it, and the Qiao Santan in front of him turned around and wanted to kill everyone. Of course, Song Peng has never seen a real fish beauty. It was the first time in my life to see these strange fish with stunning women's heads in a haunted house. But Song Peng knows better than anyone else that the legend is that the fish beauty is the most yin, and its own poisonous content is nothing compared with that of the pufferfish...... If everyone eats this kind of thing, they will go to see Grandma Zu, Song Peng hurriedly stopped: "Little Master Bao, you can't eat, you can't agree, just take a look, meat is a taboo for immortals!" ”

"yes. Oh, yes! Fat Mao and Ping Sigui reacted.

"Lao Qiao, Lao Tzu eats three hundred and fifty eighty-seven fish beauties in a haunted house, is there any charge? Or do you want to collect Yang Shou? Bao Yuan was joking.

"Little Master Bao, eat it, eat it!" Shri suddenly spoke in support.

"Shut up!" Song Peng's eyes immediately widened, and he said in his heart: "I didn't beat you just now, is it itchy skin?" Do you think you're not dead? ”

"Haha! Little Master Bao, Qiao said: Qiao wants to kill you all the time, and he said it without exaggeration. Qiao even thinks about it when he dreams...... However, all kinds of signs show that Bao Xiaotai should not die at this time, except for Lao Jiu, Bao Xiaotai and all the little friends came to the haunted house for the first time. Naturally, you have to drink a cup of fish and dolphin blood, which is a death contract made by the haunted house, and the threshold of the haunted house is guarded by black and white impermanence. Black and white impermanence said that the little master Bao and the little friends should not die, so they had to be the living dead. Bao Xiaotai bid for Jiang Taigong's god fishing and burned away the thousand-year-old Yang Shou. can actually borrow Yangshou, hehe, Bao Xiaotai's life is really hard! Qiao San said mysteriously.

"That's, that's! If the life of the little master is not hard? Who the fuck dares to say that their lives are hard? Bao Yuan brags about it.

"If you don't brag, you'll die?" Fat Mao scolded hatefully in his heart.

"Then, can Qiao be understood as: Little Master Bao agreed!" Qiao Santan asked further.

"En......"

Bao Yuan should be very reluctant, even if he doesn't burn Yangshou, most of them won't die balls, if he doesn't have the courage to eat, will Qiao Santan say that the Bao family has no guts?

As soon as Bao Yuan finished speaking, Du Baichuan came over like a ghost and asked Qiao Santan in a low voice: "Senior brother, do you really let the little bastard of the Bao family eat?" If a few of their little mongrels eat it, they can ......" Du Baichuan didn't say anything about the latter words, probably worried about Sun Panzi Listening, Qiao Santan responded in a low voice: "Old Seven, didn't you see it?" Forty-nine good hands set up an ambush, all of them wanted to take the lives of the little bastards of the Bao family, and the bullets came, but they were forcibly stopped, what kind of Taoist cultivation is this? I have realized that what Master said is right, the little bastard of the Bao family is a semi-pure yang and semi-pure yang physique, and he can't be killed, so keep him to find Master's whereabouts! ”

"Yes!" Du Baichuan was like eating a big melon, and he flashed with hatred.

"Old Joe, what are you waiting for? It's time to feast! Bao Yuan spat a mouthful of thick phlegm into the water.

"Pick it up!"

Qiao Santan waved his hand into the distance, and immediately walked over two men in Tsing Yi, the two of them held the Jiang Taigong Shenyu who was confused by the three foolish people of the Northern Sect, and stood aside respectfully, Qiao Santan looked at Bao Yuan, smiled and said: "Little Master Bao wants to taste the most rare delicacy in the world, and it depends on whether the fish in the pond are willing to take the bait?" Jiang Taigong's god fishing has been owned by Bao Xiaotaiye, why don't Bao Xiaotai use it to try his skills...... Bao Xiao Taiye, one black and one white, one yin and one yang, the white pond head fish is the main prostitution, the black pool head fish is the main martial arts, to taste the world's most strange and rare delicacy, must be eaten by two fish, taste this unique taste, the world's delicious Bao Xiao Tai will never think again. ”

"Old Joe, as the saying goes: The building near the water gets the moon first, it seems that you have eaten a lot on dog days!" Bao Yuan was about to reach out for Jiang Taigong's broken bamboo pole.

"Qiao eats soil, stones, not meat!" Qiao Santan said lightly.

"I don't think I have the guts!" Bao Yuan was about to throw the hook.

"Slow!" Qiao Santan called a halt.

"What? Old Joe, I can't help it, haha, I can't bear to say it sooner! Bao Yuan thought he had won, and said in his heart: "What is this, this is a mermaid, a rare living fossil in the world, you go to Sichuan to eat a giant panda to try, don't let people drown with spittle, Lao Tzu really eats, you don't have to die of distress, haha!" ”

"Little Master Bao, this fishing must be bait with live people, and it depends on whether it is willing to bite your hook!"

"Ahh Using a living person as bait...... Bao Yuanda was stunned, and subconsciously turned his head to look at Fatty Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng, and Ping Sigui immediately shouted vigilantly: "What are you doing?" Why? You don't want to use Lao Tzu as bait, so Lao Tzu said that it was a Hongmen banquet, take a look at ......" Song Peng was not convinced: "Is it Lao Tzu who thinks this is a Hongmen banquet?" Ping Sigui, want to steal the limelight, do you kid have such a high consciousness? Hehe, you can't even tell the difference between "History of the Song Dynasty" and "History of the Ming Dynasty", ouch, the ball is far away, is it a human thing to use live people as bait, Bao Xiaoye, we don't fish, we don't eat, let's eat Buddha and jump over the wall! ”

"Friends, don't be frightened, isn't the bait ready-made?" Qiao Santan pointed to the person with broken hands and feet as he spoke, although he changed his name to everyone Xiaoyou, it still sounded like a yin and not yin, yang and not yang, and the difference between friend and foe was still obvious.

"Little Master Bao, the villain remembered what kind of fish this was...... "Ah Shirui suddenly shouted as if he had gone off the rails.

"What? Say, say it! "Song Peng is a more serious person.

Shrey took a step forward and said with a strange expression, "Is there really such a thing?" The head fish in the white pool is called the chastity fish, and the name in the black pool is called the killing fish! ”

Bao Yuan, Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Fatty Mao heard this, and they all said in their hearts: "Chastity fish!" Kill the Fish! What a strange name, what is the origin of the chastity fish? Qiao Santan said that the fish in the white pool are lewd, the fish in the black pool are martial, and Ah Shirui can also say the right number, but the name is too tasteless. ”

Qiao Santan nodded slightly: "It's worthy of being a Qin person, not bad, not bad!" ”

Song Peng responded with white eyes: "That's!" ”

Ah Shirui pointed to the chastity fish in the white pond and said: "Little Master Bao, the little one vaguely remembers that the origin of this chastity fish has a lot to do with the Jiang Taigong God Fishing in your hand...... Bao Yuan hurriedly asked: "What is the origin?" Ah Shi Rui said: "As for the origin of this chastity fish, there are different theories, there is no consensus, the small rough remember, the university knowledgeable people once said that it was bred by Zhou Wen Wang Ji Chang......" Song Peng was very interested after hearing this: "Ah Shirui, continue to talk." Ah Shirui continued: "It is reported that in the early years of Yin Shang, the people under the rule of Xibo Hou Jichang were full of bad customs, and men and women were led by prostitution, and they did not follow the old etiquette and did things like men and women......"

"Poof~" Bao Yuan sprayed.

"Hey, hey, that's interesting!" Fat Mao and Ping Sigui were happy, and they both said in their hearts: "They all say that modern people are open, but I didn't think that the Zhou Dynasty was more open than modern!" ”

In order to change the status quo of abusive relations between men and women under his rule, Xibo Hou Jichang stipulated that the people under Xiqi's rule, men and women who were not married, were not allowed to meet, let alone act hastily...... It is rumored that Ji Chang restricts the consciousness of prostitution, and the chastity fish is derived from the breeding of obscenity, and it is rumored that it appeared for the first time in Qishan! ”

"How did this killfish come about?" Bao Yuan asked.

"Back to the words of the little master, it is rumored that the killing fish Emperor Xin saw that the Xiqi army was approaching the city, and the momentum was like a broken bamboo, and the revenge fish derived from Lutai's self-immolation!"

"Shrie, can they eat it?" At this time, Song Peng didn't care about living people as bait, and was afraid that everyone would braided their hair if they ate it.

Ah Shirui is lustful and lustful, and the etiquette is very good in front of outsiders, he said respectfully: "Back to the words of the little master of Song, eat, good, good, what Lao Qiao said is not false at all, the rumors of eating two fish together are indeed a supreme enjoyment, which can generate supreme pleasure in the human brain, eating white fish will derive a sense of family happiness, and eating black fish will make people have a kind of knowledge of dominating the world, wonderful, wonderful...... However, these two fish have been extinct for many years back then, strange, strange, how could it appear here? And how did they survive? Is it from Fanbang? ”

Qiao Santan gave an order: "Bait for Little Master Bao!" (To be continued......)