In the past few days, the most hated thing in the palace is probably this group of guards.

The queen asked me to decorate, but I was stunned to get a lot of strange things, no, this morning I asked them to help me get a barbecue rack, once passing by heard a few guards whispering, the content is nothing more than "I have never seen such a thing forced by people", I laughed and passed, did not care, after all, I am a magnanimous person, just secretly wiped out all the paper in the bathroom for guards.

"Are you all ready?" I asked the guard.

The guard nodded and said, "It's all ready, my lord." ”

Cut, he said bad things about me behind my back, and he didn't dare to scold me in the open, he was spineless, no wonder he didn't even have a name.

I checked the grill and well, it's ok, it's quite sturdy, and the quality of the iron sheet is good, it should be quite burn-resistant.

"Where's the skewers?" I said to Guard B.

Guard B nodded and said, "My lord, put it in that box on the ground." ”

I nodded and complimented, "Well, it's good, the fat and thin are very even, and it's done well." ”

The guards smiled flatteringly, everyone knows that the queen values me very much, so the guards are very flattering to me, hey, look at the appearance of this flattering person, no wonder you don't have a name.

Hey, don't say it, it's weird.

"Stand down, you're all going to start the barbecue." With that, I impatiently sent them all away.

Roast chicken wings, roast lamb, roast beef, don't ask me why it's all meat. Nowadays, people are just ignorant, thinking all day long about losing weight without eating meat or something, what are you kidding, our ancestors struggled for so many years, and human beings stood at the top of the food chain, for what? Isn't it just to let the younger generations eat whatever they want? Look at Master Pei, what don't you dare to eat?

"Ahem, ahem." The smell of smoke was strange, and I turned around and coughed a few times, only to look up to find Helen standing with her hands on her chest, silently looking at me.

"Huh? How did you get out? Is all the work done for today? You sit next to it for a while, and after five minutes it's almost baked. Oh, oh, I shouldn't have blown all the guards away, I should have left someone to help me fan the wind. I said as I flipped the skewers.

"How do you fan?" I don't know when, Helen had already walked up to me.

"You just take a few pieces of paper and fan it this way, hey, the fan is tired, you can find a guard to do it, you should be quite tired after a day of work." I said casually, I am also the head of a country, and I am not big enough to let the queen fan me the wind.

Helen ignored me, took a few pieces of paper from her study, and began to fan.

I looked at her suddenly outstretched left hand and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's nothing, you have soot on your nose." As she spoke, she withdrew her outstretched hand.

What is the saying? "Love is the hand that wants to touch and retract?" But I'm too lazy to think about it, Helen is a woman who can't guess.

I'm like that, I'm very focused when I do things, especially when it comes to eating, hey, smelling this smell of meat, not to mention how refreshing it is. With skewers, everything else can be left behind!

Sprinkle with some salt, cumin and a small amount of paprika, and the aroma is overflowing.

Hey, how can I be so omnipotent, and let no one else live?

I was proud, looked at Helen, who had a slight bead of sweat on the tip of my nose, and said, "Don't fan, just your sick and delicate appearance, tired, right?" Fan is a work of strength, oh, you eat first, how about it taste. ”

Helen looked at the skewers, hesitated for a moment and took one, then took a light bite and frowned.

"Isn't it delicious?" There's no reason, I took a bite of it myself, and it tasted good.

"It's a little spicy." Helen unconsciously stuck out her tongue, and for a moment, it made people feel cute.

"Okay, I'll bake something that's not spicy, you can sit down first." After that, I took the cardboard and took out ten more skewers to continue baking.

"I'll come." Helen suddenly stepped forward and was eager to try.

I thought about it, okay, I happen to be in charge of fanning.

"Hey! Not so! You're going to put some oil on it. ”

"No, no, don't put the bamboo skewers in it, it's easy to burn your hands."

Sure enough, stupid woman, her mind is full of white spots

I looked at Helen's funny look and smiled.

It's very burnt, but at least it's edible.

"You're spicy, aren't you?" As she spoke, Helen shook her wrist.

I didn't shake like this! The chili powder is sprinkled with the same amount of money as if it were not for money

Helen, who didn't seem to realize this, held one up and handed it to me, saying, "Eat." ”

The voice was cold, and the tone was still so unmistakable, but there was a small amount of expectation in his eyes.

Me: ""

To pick up or not to answer, that's a question

I hesitated for a moment, and with trembling hands I took the deadly poison

"Eat!" Helen raised her eyebrows, a little displeased.

Paralysis, doesn't this stupid woman know that putting so many chili peppers will kill people?

I knew that I wouldn't let the guards help me find that kind of perverted-spicy at that time, and I wanted to eat something exciting, but I didn't expect it to be so exciting!

Hey, it's a fight, isn't it just a skewer of barbecue? My brother Xiaolin has been traveling south and north for so many years, what big scene has not been seen? I don't know how many times I've happened to go to the meeting with a single brick, and I really don't believe that such a skewer of barbecue can spicy Lao Tzu to death.

Morsel.

My day!

"Spicy! Hot! Hot! "I stuck out my tongue and acted like a puppy.

"Doesn't it taste good?" Helen was a little frustrated, and she wiped the tip of her nose, which had tiny beads of sweat and soot.

Seeing her disappointed appearance, for no reason, my heart softened, and I resisted the desire to breathe fire - Wang: "No, it's delicious." ”

Hey, my conscience hurts. Be my conscience, you must be hard, right?

"Then why did you just say spicy?" Helen was puzzled.

Paralyzed, stupid woman, you have to inch in! It's endless, isn't it? Women are like this, they don't go to the house for three days! If I can beat it, I'll kill you!

"No, how can I say it's spicy? I'm singing! "I sat on the ground like a wild dog, clapped my hands and beat the beat.

"Spicy spicy! Spicy spicy! I'm a little connoisseur of newspaper sales."

I want to cry and feel like a wronged gorilla in an acrobatic troupe.

Feeling that something is broken, it may be conscience, maybe it is temperance

"Then you eat all of these, and I'll continue to roast." There was a hint of brilliance in Helen's eyes, Brother Monkey, quickly accept this grinding little goblin, otherwise I am not right with Bajie, otherwise I may not have to go 108,000 miles as a teacher, and I will go to the Western Bliss directly with a bite of barbecue.

"Eat quickly." Helen urged, she wiped her sweat, but the look in her eyes became more and more intense.

"Smack!" I give myself a slap in the face.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing, there are mosquitoes."

I cried in my heart: Why! Why do you always pretend-force!

"Your song is interesting, sing it to me." Helen began to sprinkle chili powder, still so loser, don't want to sprinkle desperately like money

"Spicy spicy spicy spicy" was stupidly cried by himself.

Say good mom's taste

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