032 [The Daily Life of a Lonely Boy and a Widow]

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The sky was getting dark, but the moon in the sky was bright and beautiful. The moonlight shines through the sparse foliage and sprinkles on the ground like a silhouette.

At night in the fairy tale world, there are no bright lights, no car lights and whistles, no hustle and bustle, no noise, only that quiet. Only the occasional faint sound from the animals makes the night even more mysterious.

As the night gets deep, it gets colder. I wear very little, and so do women. But after all, I was doing a physical job, and my body naturally exuded heat, and in fact, there were slight beads of sweat on the tip of my nose. The woman's body was very close to me, her delicate body was clinging to my back, I was soft and cold. Her body was like her witchcraft, cold and cold.

Her face leaning on my shoulder was naturally attached to my neck and face, and the occasional green silk would scratch my ears under the night breeze, which was strangely itchy. I could feel the air she exhaled clearly, and it made me feel that the night was getting longer and quieter.

If it is in the past, I may feel very tired at this time, I am not a person who likes to do hard work, to be exact, I am a lazy worm, but for no reason, today I am very down-to-earth, and I am also very hard-working, like a Chinese pastoral dog.

Perhaps, it's because the smell of women is really good, which makes me forget about my fatigue for a while. My right hand was still gently kneading her ankle, not taking advantage of it, but it was smooth and comfortable.

Looking at the stars and the moon in the sky, I always felt quite peaceful when I hugged the woman, and I couldn't help but want to compose a poem.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. The sound of wind and rain at night, how much do you know about the flowers? Good poetry, good poetry! "I applaud myself. What I hate the most is plagiarism and piracy, look at my creation, I use the rhetorical writing of "quote", quote the verses of two literary heroes, and then create this good poem, not to mention, it rhymes, and it is worthy of my unparalleled IQ of 249.

"Whew." Faintly, I felt a woman's breath a little heavier.

I turned my head to find that her eyes were still closed and her face was soothing.

She's pretending to be asleep!

The woman should have woken up before, as for why she pretended to be asleep, I naturally don't know, as the saying goes, a woman's heart, a needle under the sea. Although I am a very good swimmer, countless girls cheer for my brother and scream for my brother. Well, the same can be said for running, I'm so versatile.

However, no matter how good a swimmer is, he cannot sink to the bottom of the sea. So, men should be stupid, it's useless to be smart anyway, and you can't think through no matter how much you think about it, so stupid men invented a very shameless word, called: wise and foolish.

Maybe she likes my labor, or maybe she's still a little tired. But I don't think much about it, even though I'm convinced I'm not a stupid man.

Perhaps, this is also a very strange tacit understanding.

After a while, I found a big tree and slowly lowered the woman, because Jinnyima was tired!

Coolies are also human, even if I have a strong patience comparable to that of a Chinese pastoral dog, I can't bear to carry it all the time, although the woman is really light and light, which makes me wonder if her breasts are fake. Because there was a saying before, it was called "A woman weighs no more than 100, either flat-chested or short". The woman is very tall, and her breasts are brainless, but her weight makes me feel that she is in her early nineties at most, maybe her slender waist is too demonic, or maybe this summary language is simply a fat woman making excuses for herself or venting her jealousy

I took a few slow steps forward and then slipped into a small forest. Not because of anything, because of the urgency to urinate.

People have three urgencies, I don't know why, when I see women, I always have an urgency to urinate. Hey, what a coincidence and shame.

The last time I peed, I was almost killed by Orion, and in the end I was slapped by a stupid and missing dick, and this time, I actually hit Bao.

When I came back from the grove, I found that the woman had "woken up", and her black and white eyes were looking at me with a slight dissatisfaction.

"Where?" The woman said with a slight annoyance.

"Go out and find medicine, after all, your foot is broken." I had a wicked smile on my face, laughing at a woman who can kick her feet and hurt them, which is enough to be golden.

Could it be the legendary sick girl?

The woman's cold face softened slightly, and I crouched down and lifted her ankles. The woman raised her eyebrows, but in the end she ignored me.

"It's not like I haven't touched it." I'm pretty heartless, and I haven't touched most of her body yet.

"Huh?" The woman's soothing brow raised again, and I immediately shut up, because I didn't want to become an ice sculpture.

"Haven't you been in good shape since you were a child?" I spoke.

"Hmm." The woman bowed slightly.

My uncle is a Chinese medicine practitioner, and I didn't like to meet him when I was a child. Every time we meet, the first thing he says is either "your teeth are bad" or "your liver is not good", obediently, you can see so much at a glance. So I don't dare to see him every time I do something bad, for fear that he will say, "Oh, you can't do it today." This kind of eye can probably see whether there is silicone in a woman's chest, and his son calls him titanium alloy dog eyes anyway.

It's been a lot of times, and I've had a few occasionally. can't say that he has become a doctor after a long illness, mainly because warm men have become a trend recently, although I think the warm men in TV series are either spare tires or, but it is still necessary to learn some necessary skills. Keep up with the times, my little brother Lin is not like the dwarfs of the hillbillies.

I handed her the herbs and said, "Just bite these pieces and apply them." It should be better the next morning. ”

The woman looked at the herbs and seemed to be dirty. But I have washed, there is a saying, pee does not wash your hands, not Chinese. When I washed my hands, I washed the herbs as well.

"Bitter, don't eat." Women's words have always been simple and rude, and the reasons are unassailable.

I sighed, put the herbs in my mouth and chewed them, God, it's really bitter, Shennong tastes a hundred herbs, it won't be bitter in the end, right?

When I looked up, I saw that the woman's right hand was shining white, and she was about to stroke her ankle.

"Can you heal with witchcraft?" I asked, because Xiao Wu said before that Prince Charming recovered so quickly, probably because of the help of a wizard.

The woman opened her mouth, looked at the herbs chewed in my mouth, and my bitter blue face, withdrew her right hand and said, "No." ”

"And what do you do with witchcraft?" I'm getting more and more curious.

"I'm afraid of the dark." The woman's answer became more and more simple and crude and irrefutable, with a hint of impatience in between.

I smiled, spit out the chewed herbs and smeared them on her ankles, and said, "Don't dislike me for biting my mouth, I brush my teeth diligently." Our goal is to-? ”

The woman gave me a cold look, as if she was looking at a neurotic.

Well, it's not a world, the advertising words can't be connected, and it's a waste of my humorous cells that are so dense that I have nowhere to vent.

"There are no cavities!" Alas, tired heart.

I carefully smeared the herbs, then put the rest of them into my bosom and said, "I'll keep these, just like you, you may be able to kick the small rocks on the side of the road next time." ”

My sarcasm was ruthless, and the woman's face immediately turned wrong again. I know each other to shut up, otherwise the next time a woman stumbles her foot will probably kick me as an ice sculpture.

"This is the outskirts of the forest, and it's still two hours to go into the East Forest, and it's too dangerous to travel at night, it's not safe in the forest, and your foot hurts. So tonight, you and I should spend the night here. ”

I looked at the woman and asked for her opinion. Strictly speaking, although it is not a lonely man and a widow in the same room, it is also a little awkward.

The woman looked up at the starry sky and nodded, slightly distracted, just as I had seen her the first time by the Half Moon Lake, quiet and deep.

She seems to like to be in a daze, well, it's understandable, stupid women have white spots in their heads, they just love to be in a daze. I have always believed that women are stupid, and even if I doubt her breasts, I will not doubt her intelligence. Alas, the force value was abused and killed by her, and I feel quite proud to be able to break back a game in IQ.

Yes, I'm not stupid, not to mention that I've reached this realm, and if I can't figure it out, I'm not 249 but 250. If you don't say it, I'm pretending to be stupid, maybe this is also a tacit understanding.

Right? The queen who sells poisoned apples

[PS: Maybe it's because of my pen name.,So when I wrote the last sentence,,A soft heart for no reason.,Abbreviation:Hypocritical In addition,Thank you for the reward and evaluation votes of the cute and cute grapefruit girl ("Sacrifice in the heart"). Thanks to the "Black Wound Month" for the tip. Although the brothers and sisters are very good and the results are very good, but the website will not arrange a recommendation next week, let's run naked for a week, let me cry for a while. 】