Volume 5, Chapter 16: It's terrible to be uneducated

In the past, when he was in school, Lu Ren's favorite mantra was "It's terrible to be uneducated", but since he graduated, he has lived a leisurely life that all otaku yearn for, and there are a lot fewer occasions to use this sentence, until today, seeing that he used a bottle of fairly ordinary painkillers in the main god space to mess up the execution ground that should have been bloody and cruel, this long-lost sense of superiority involuntarily reappeared.

"It's terrible to be uneducated."

Lu Ren muttered quietly, and the volume was just controlled to the point where no one but himself could hear clearly.

"Quick! Drag him down! Drag it out! ”

The Jewish elders were still roaring hoarsely, the guards were desperately pushing the people who were in turmoil for various reasons, and even the eyes of the demons and angels were completely focused on Jesus, whose expression was becoming more and more fanatical, except for Shui Yunge, who had been standing beside Lu Ren, no one noticed a sneer on his lips.

"What bad ideas are you thinking again?"

Shui Yunge glanced at Lu Ren, in her impression, once Lu Ren showed such a sneer, the most chilling moment for the opponent was about to come, but to her surprise, after hearing her question, Lu Ren flicked his fingers unhurriedly,

"It's just that the chances of a safe retreat are higher, we can't afford to clash with that guy head-on now, let's get out of here first, there are angels watching, he can't do it."

"The devil believes in you."

Shui Yunge made a cute grimace, but he still turned around to convey Lu Ren's "supreme instructions", God is pitiful, Lu Ren really didn't plan to have a head-on conflict with Pan Sen this time, after the previous battle, he has already understood that these demons are not enemies that must be faced in the main quest. The previous battle was only because both sides were too arrogant, otherwise the main god would not have given him a side plot reward of 4 Ds and 1 C after he destroyed the six demons, so now he is paying more attention to Jesus himself.

"Those who work hard govern people, and those who work hard govern people......" Lu Ren smiled strangely in his heart, "Jesus shouldn't be so easy to kill, otherwise Satan wouldn't have incarnated himself to tempt, as long as he wants to die, no one can stop him so easily...... Then again, though. In this world, except for the red devil, it is a little more difficult to deal with, and the cost performance of other demons is really unimaginably rich, is there any threat in this that I haven't figured out? ”

While spinning all kinds of strange thoughts in his heart, Lu Ren slowly withdrew from the execution ground with the flow of people, at this time. Jesus' prayer disappeared into the depths of the dungeon with a slamming door.

"There's nothing to see here."

The group followed Lu Ren's instructions. Quickly evacuate out of the city. On the way, they kept throwing something on the ground, looking at their direction, it was the cliff where Jesus would be crucified soon, of course, now their actions will not be cared about by anyone, because at this time, except for Lu Ren, who knows the plot well. The rest of the people are still waiting for Jesus' final judgment, and besides, there are not a few people like them who have been frightened by the previous riots and hurried out of the city.

Death penalty, or pardon?

It's still a mystery for everyone to unravel. Only Lu Ren already knew the answer at the bottom.

"Next, it should be the plot of Pilate and his wife's intercession......"

Standing on the high cliff, Lu Ren listened to the report of Shui Yunge's spiritual power scan, and at the same time commanded others to constantly install something on the hill, in his opinion, compared to Jesus, who still has mortal fear and cowardice, in the whole movie, the Virgin Mary and the wife of Pilate, the governor of Rome, are the real positive characters, the former is a benevolent person, although he has the worry of all mothers in the world, he still does not lose his fraternity; The latter was a wise man, and when everyone was blinded by narrow-mindedness, and even a member of the party like her husband Pilate had to succumb to the threat of a Jewish untouchable uprising, she was the only one, as a woman, who saw the value of Jesus at a glance, and admonished Pilate in many ways, thinking that if there was no such thing as her in the original plot, Jesus would have suffered a lot more.

"But I don't need you anymore......"

Lu Ren's gaze fell lightly to the city, where both the Virgin Mary and the woman who was destined to feed him water on the way to Jesus' torture in the future had a small yellow pill in her hand at this time, which Lu Ren sent to the two under the pretense of being a prophet, in his words, it was the divine medicine that the Father had mercy on Jesus to resist pain, exhaustion, and slackness, but in fact, it was just a powerful stimulant, and after use, it would crazily squeeze people's potential, It allows the user to feel no pain or fatigue at all within three hours, and has far more physical strength than ordinary people, at the cost of at least ten years of life after overdrafting, but for a person who has ten hours to be crucified at most, this side effect is negligible, right?

On the other hand, seeing that the attack was hopeless, Pan Sen actually changed his image, disguised himself as a rough man, and began to lobby the elders of Judaism one by one, hoping that they would not crucify Jesus, although he has always been based on fighting, but temptation and deception are also the innate instincts of the hell demon clan, so in the end, he even succeeded several times, but it was the team of angels, because of the orders from above, had to follow behind his ass to crack his magic, Pan Sen abducted one, they rescued one, for a while, The two sides looked as if they were at a stalemate.

"It's really funny," Shui Yunge covered his mouth and chuckled, "The angels are bent on crucifying their master, but the demons are constantly trying to save him, which side do you say we want to help?" ”

"Help the angels, of course." Lu Ren moved his bare palms, "Since these elders insist that they are upholding God's will, and Jesus is only the manifestation of the demon's will, then we might as well deepen this impression a little more." ”

An hour later, several elders who accepted Pan Sen's conditions died suddenly due to a heart attack, and when they died, there were still proper evidence of their demons around them, and suddenly the "punishment of God" was put into practice, and the other elders no longer dared to risk offending God to speak good words for Jesus, of course, they saw their "right path" is also an important reason, it was just casual nonsense to fight dissidents, who knows that now they have seen something suspicious of miracles, how can they not be ecstatic, As for the dead elders...... Who told them to disobey God's teachings?

"Amen ......"

On the distant hill, Shui Yunge fakely drew a cross on his chest, while still saying the mantra he had just learned, "However, if you pretend to be God so unscrupulously, aren't you afraid that the real God will annoy you?" ”

"Annoyed with me?" Lu Ren was dumbfounded, "Now the situation is already obvious, we are the only foreign aid in heaven, so no matter how much I go too far, he can only pinch his nose and admit it, not to mention, I even dare to scold Satan face to face, what can I do if I offend a Jehovah again?" No matter how powerful they are, can they be better than the main god? ”

Shui Yunge was stunned, and it was right to think about it, so he stopped talking.

It's just that she doesn't speak anymore, and someone else has something to say......

"Bastard!"

Pan Sen swept all the bottles and cans on the table to the ground and smashed them, you know, he didn't think about bringing any gold, silver and jewelry with him when he left hell, he came here to kill people, and there is no killer in the real world who will carry millions of cash to kill people, so all the gold used to bribe the elders must be made in alchemy, if you want to refine enough to impress those greedy guys, the amount of gold you need is not a small amount, if you really want to refine so much gold, Even it was a big burden for him, and the result was ......

"All the fucking hard work was in vain! Why all the guys in my plan are clear! ”

Panson gritted his teeth and slammed the table, "Wait, bastard, I'm going to tear you all apart!" Even if you want to be punished by your father, I will never let you go! ”

"Really?"

Dozens of kilometers away, Lu Ren kicked a small pebble away, and watched it roll down the cliff all the way to the dark abyss after "ping pong" before responding lightly, "I'm waiting for ......" (to be continued. (To be continued.) )

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