Chapter 200: Genius
At night, Lin Qi walked towards the Taishan Grandma Dojo with Yin Liheng, who was oily and powdery, Yin Liheng's hair was smeared with tung oil, under the moonlight, there was some reflection, and his face was also powdered by Huanghuafu, and his clothes were washed cleanly, and the long sword behind his back was not carried anymore.
Yin Liheng's generation of Wudang young heroes has become like this, and I don't know if the old fairy Zhang Sanfeng saw it and would kill him with a sword. Lin Qi felt a little sorry for Yin Liheng, but he never buried the pit, and now he can only continue to dig the pit, not to mention that those women are all flowers and plants, and they don't have much ability, at most Yin Liheng was scolded, there is no danger, and there are beautiful women to accompany him, so he won't complain too much about himself.
Walking and walking, the moon is in the sky, and then I came to the valley, as soon as I entered the valley, the cold plum at the mouth of the valley was waving in the wind, Lin Qi saw it in his eyes, and secretly wondered in his heart, could it be that this old plum is guarding the door? If this is the case, why did Aunt Mei arrive late when she came yesterday?
Suddenly, it must be Aunt Mei's pretended posture, and she looked noble only after a long time, Lin Qi smiled, and felt that these flower and plant elves were all not good at learning, what is not good to learn, but learning from the hypocrisy of the world. He shook his head and walked forward with the dumbfounded Yin Liheng, Yin Liheng arrived here, his eyes were a little overwhelmed, looking east and west, like a dumb goose.
Lin Qi saw that he had never seen the world, and said angrily: "Brother Yin, you are a great talent, don't learn from the old woman in the village, everything is new when you see it, you have to put it up on the shelf, and others will look up to you." ”
Yin Liheng hurriedly said, "Yes, yes." After speaking, his head shook slightly, as if he was sour considering the words.
The two walked through the flowers, and the white ape on the side was listlessly half-squatting on the ground, not looking at the two of them, but Lin Qi's eyes lit up, but at this time, Ye Ziqing appeared among the flowers, saw Lin Qi and Yin Liheng, and said in surprise: "Ah, the little brother is really a believer, and he is really here today, isn't this Yin Liheng of Wudang, Yin Shaoxia?" ”
Lin Qi said with a smile: "Since I have an appointment with a few young ladies, how dare I not come, ah, this is the Yin Li Heng Yin Shaoxia who is famous all over the world and is known as Wudang Yizhihua, how is it, is it handsome?" ”
When Yin Liheng saw Ye Ziqing, his eyes were a little straight, and he looked at him stupidly, Ye Ziqing saw him like this, covered his mouth and giggled: "I only like little brother like this, Yin Shaoxia is so handsome, Aunt Mei will definitely like it." ”
Yin Liheng: "Yes, yes, yes!" ”
Lin Qi is called an annoyance, Lao Tzu brought you here to attract these flower essences, you look like this, are you embarrassing Lao Tzu? Lin Qi slapped Yin Liheng on his right shoulder, the cold breath turned, and Yin Liheng shivered with coldness, and the powder on his face fell a lot, Lin Qi smiled: "My brother is a poet idiot, and in recent days, he has been studying a recent work, intoxicated by it, and can't extricate himself, which makes the young lady laugh." ”
Yin Liheng was slapped by Lin Qi, his whole body was cold, and he also came to his senses, and he heard the two of them talking, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes......"
Lin Qi gritted his teeth and said, "Why don't you read the poem you scrutinized to the young lady!" ”
At this moment, those women came out of the flowers, and the woman in green said coquettishly: "Sisters, the elder brother of the Zhang family really brought a great talent, go and see...... Go and see ...... "All the women are here, the fat swallows are thin, the beauty is incomparable, each is like a fairy, although Yin Liheng is well-informed, but he has never fallen into tenderness like this, and he suddenly couldn't help swallowing and spitting, and his voice was called a big one, which actually covered up the laughter of all the women.
Lin Qi was afraid that he would make a fool of himself again, so he hurriedly said to him: "Hurry up and recite poetry!" ”
Yin Liheng came back to his senses, hurriedly opened the folding fan, fanned it twice, and said, "Youyouge, Youyouge." At the age of forty-eight, how long can life span be! Zhu Shou Heng Mountain for 16 years, Yan Zhao has come and gone into a passing wave. It's better to carry the piano and sword, make the whole hat, and go east to Penglai and sing Taoist songs......"
The poem was made by Zhang Sanfeng in his early years, although the words are plain, but he has a chic and dusty fairy spirit, but the flaws are too big, Yin Liheng is only in his twenties, why is he forty-eight years old? Lin Qi heard it, and those women also heard it, and the wild woman in red yesterday asked, "Brother Yin family sees that you are only about twenty years old, how did you make this forty-eight-year-old poem?" ”
Zhang Sanfeng wrote a lot of poems, Yin Liheng was in a hurry, he actually read this poem, was asked, and cold sweat broke out on the top of his head, and he made a powdered face one by one, like a flower cat, and he didn't know what to do, he looked at Lin Qi pitifully, Lin Qi secretly called a hateful panic, he knew that Yin Liheng was so bad, he should bring a monk.
It's too late to say anything now, Lin Qi coughed, covered up his embarrassment, sighed and said: "Brother Yin Dao is a sincere and filial person, although people travel, there is no one in his heart who does not miss his master Zhang Lao Immortal, in fact, this poem is not written about his state of mind, but for Zhang Lao Immortal." ”
Lin Qi's explanation was also reasonable, and the women also believed it for seven or eight points, and Yin Liheng was also relieved, and said, "Yes, yes!" ”
Aunt Mei didn't know when Tingting came from behind, and sighed as she walked: "You little girls are too young to understand the vicissitudes of this world, and the poetry of the Yin family brother is extraordinary, and it is also chic and dusty, which is wonderful." Saying that, he came to the front, made a blessing to Yin Liheng, stood up straight, stretched out his hand and pulled his shirt and walked towards the palace, and said as he walked: "After listening to the poems of the Yin family's elder brother, the little sister has an understanding, and the little sister has a few words today, if you want to listen to your brother, go inside to serve tea first......
Yin Liheng was pulled by Aunt Mei in despair, and moved forward like a puppet, and the rest of the women were all smiling when they saw it, and someone quipped: "Aunt Mei has found a confidant, and it is also the credit of the Zhang family's brother, why don't you serve tea?" ”
Aunt Mei snorted coldly and said, "Such laymen, you can just go and serve." ”
Lin Qi......
Gossip aside, and said that Lin Qi and Yin Liheng followed a group of women to the palace yesterday, all the women laughed and laughed, renovated the banquet, and it was a song and a dance, it was really gentle and I don't know where to go, Aunt Mei obviously fell in love with Yin Liheng, who had a lot of oily hair and powder, drank a few more glasses of wine, and leaned on him vigorously.
Seeing that the hour was almost up, Lin Qi confessed, saying that he was going out to relieve himself, and went out of the palace alone, looked around and found a remote place to take out the straw man in his arms, recited a spell in his mouth, and gestured to the straw man a few times, the hazy grass man became the same as Lin Qi, Lin Qi bit his finger at the center of the straw man's eyebrows, and the straw man immediately became smart, stood up straight and swayed towards the palace.
Lin Qi's puppet technique is not very shrewd, he can only hide it for an hour, but it is enough for him to act, Lin Qi saw that the grass man went, sneaked into the flowers, cautiously approached the white ape, there was still a distance of more than ten zhang from it, picked up a stone from the ground, threw it forward, smashed it on the white ape, and suddenly shouted: "Brother Ape!" ”
The white ape was listless, he was a xenomorph spirit beast chained to this place, unable to move, he was really a little irritable, he was smashed by the stone thrown by Lin Qi, he was startled, his face showed a fierce face, he suddenly stood upright, turned his body, opened his big mouth and was about to roar, Lin Qi saw the opportunity, and flicked the Gu ball given to him by the yellow flower with his middle finger and bounced it into the mouth of the white ape.
The white ape was stunned for a moment, and Lin Qi hurriedly said: "Brother Ape, I have no malice, I won't tell you, I have a grudge against those people who occupy the top of the Jade Emperor, and I want to find their bad luck, but I can't find a way, Brother Ape, I heard that you also have a grudge against those people, why don't you and I join forces and make a fuss?" It's better to mess with them than to be tied up here every day. Grandma doesn't know when she will come back, so it's better to go freely and wait for grandma to come back, even if there is a little punishment, it's better than watching ants here, isn't it? ”
The white ape really understood Lin Qi's words, shook his head, pouted at it, and whispered...... didn't stop, and then pointed to the iron cable behind him, and then pointed to the cold plum at the mouth of the valley, Lin Qi couldn't understand what the white ape said, but he also guessed that it was not far from the ten, presumably that it was tied here, tied to the iron cable, there was no way to leave, and the key might be in Aunt Mei's place.
Lin Qi was a little confused, how could he forget about the key? He was not willing to leave, and he didn't want to go back to Aunt Mei to steal it, he pondered for a while, took out the measuring ruler, pulled out the iron chain, and slashed downward, the iron rope opened in response, Lin Qi couldn't help cheering, he felt that this iron shatter was not unusual, how could he tie up the white ape, a strange beast?
He didn't know that this iron rope was made of cold iron, and it was the most strong, but the measuring ruler in his hand was too magical, and after cutting the iron cable, the white ape took off the shackles and was overjoyed, and pointed to his back to signal Lin Qi to come up, Lin Qi smiled, turned over the back of the white ape, and the saddle on the white ape's back was also stable.
The white ape cheered and took Lin Qi towards the outside of the valley, and when he arrived at the exit, Lin Qi saw that the cold plum blossoms were not as spiritual as when they came, the flowers were wilting, and they were a little crumbling, I was afraid that Aunt Mei was a little drunk, Lin Qi's heart moved, he stopped drinking, turned over, stood in front of Hanmei, and said with a smile: "Old woman, I dare to say that Lao Tzu is a layman, and Lao Tzu will show you vulgar today." After speaking, he took out the measuring ruler and carved six big characters on the trunk: Lin Qi is here for a visit.
Then he sprinkled a lot of urine under the tree, and suddenly felt refreshed, the white ape must have been angry with Aunt Mei, and he was excited to whine, Lin Qi laughed, turned over the back of the white ape, and said loudly: "Brother Ape, let's go toss his mother upside down......"
When the white ape heard this, he jumped up and walked forward, and in the night, it was like a white electric light, and it shook for a few moments, and there was no shadow.
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