Chapter 073 The Real 007 is a Woman
As long as this incense is not burned, most of the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods will not be easily blamed, but if the incense is burned too much, the ghosts will cause more and more strange things!
The mysterious forces of good and evil are gradually emerging.
Bao Yuan suddenly thought of Du Muqing.
Bao Yuan turned the Geely business car into the service area and hurriedly called Du Muqing to inquire about the situation.
Du Muqing told Bao Yuan on the phone that everything was fine with the two of them in Guilin, and asked everyone if they had encountered danger in the haunted house? Bao Yuan cleverly avoided it, and didn't say a word about Du Baichuan and Qiao Santan in the haunted house, but simply told Du Muqing that everyone had encountered black and white impermanence in the haunted house, and didn't say that because Jiang Taigong God lost the seventy-ninth Yangshou, he just said that he had figured out a little bit of old things, and Bao Yuan told Du Muqing not to worry, saying that he needed to turn off the phone for a while. Du Muqing asked where Bao Yuan was going? Bao Yuan said that it was inconvenient to say that the mobile phone was inconvenient, and he would understand later.
Du Muqing knew that the phone was being monitored, so she didn't ask any more, and kept saying that you should pay more attention to safety and take care of Grandpa Nine and Ashrui.
Bao Yuan packed the ticket and said: "Don't worry! ”
Du Muqing whispered to Bao Yuan on the phone: "Bao, your original suspicion is not false at all, I, I ...... I noticed that something was not quite right with Yujie! ”
Bao Yuan asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Du Muqing suppressed her voice and said: "Bao, it's not convenient for us to talk on the phone, to put it simply, I'm used to you sleeping with me at night, but, in Guilin these days, every time I fall asleep, I always feel that there is less arm on my waist, and I often can't help but put Yujie's arm up, and every time I feel that her body is ice!" ”
Bao Yuan hurriedly said: "Don't go deeper, I understand, let's talk when we meet, play for a few days and hurry home and wait for me ......"
The phone just hung up.
Before Bao Yuan could turn off his mobile phone and pick the battery, Li Jie's call came in in time.
Li Jie said excitedly on the phone: "Brother Bao." Seeing that the New Year is about to pass, Xiao Haoran's condition has improved, and his child's condition can have such a quick effect and such a big change, all thanks to Brother Bao's funding...... I Li Jie contracted such a big favor from my brother, I can't repay it...... I was just discharged from the hospital yesterday, and I took Xiao Haoran to Shanxi. I only know that Brother Bao's house is near Taiyuan, but I don't know the specific address...... Brother Bao, the grace of dripping water, I, Li Jie, repay myself as a spring, not to mention that Brother Bao is still Xiao Haoran's godfather, and if I don't come to the door to kowtow to my godfather in the first month, this reason can't be said at first glance......"
Bao Yuan hurriedly said: "No, no...... Li Jie, I recognize Xiao Haoran as my godson. I really like this kid! ”
Li Jie was very insistent: "No, no...... Brother Bao, a good person like you, Xiao Haoran didn't come to kowtow a few times during the New Year, and it was not reasonable to say that it was a big day...... Brother Bao, Xiao Haoran not only has to kowtow to Brother Bao, but also has to kowtow to Uncle Bao and Aunt Bao! If there is no Brother Bao, Xiao Haoran will be a waste in this life! ”
Bao Yuan was really convinced. The heart said, ", this is all right. Don't dare to go to my house, let me see Lao Dou, he can't hold his grandson, and he refuses to let Lao Tzu out of the house...... No, my old bean is my son, bah blah. What a mess! ”
Bao Yuan hurriedly said: "Li Jie, I'm in Shanghai now, and I haven't returned to Shanxi yet......
Li Jie was most worried that Bao Yuan would excuse himself, he took Xiao Haoran uninvited, and the two had already arrived in Shanxi. Seeing Bao Yuan, Li Jie thought that it would be okay to go to Bao Mansion to thank him, so he hurriedly said: "Brother Bao, when will you go back to Shanxi?" Tell me your home address, and I will take Xiao Haoran to the house first to pay New Year's greetings to Uncle Bao and Aunt Bao, and wait for you to come back...... Brother Bao, if you come back late, Xiao Haoran should kowtow ten heads, and I will ask him to kowtow a hundred heads to make up for it......"
If you pretend to be a grandson in front of Bao Yuan, he won't buy any account, I'm afraid of the real grandson!
Song Xiaoqing died because of me, and I can't be bitter about anything.
Bao Yuan had no choice but to say: "Okay, Li Jie, you take Xiao Haoran to find a place to live in the small shop first, I will arrive in a day or two, and I will contact you as soon as I go back to Taiyuan!" ”
Li Jie said: "Okay, Brother Bao, the two of us are waiting for you...... Haoran, come here, hurry, first tell your godfather about the New Year......"
After Bao Yuan finished making the call, he immediately pulled off the battery, and specially instructed everyone to cut off all the mobile phone batteries. Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Fatty Mao already understood what was going on. The idiot old man snorted coldly: "It's useless to cut off the battery and have a ball, it's useless, it's useless for you to do this, no matter where your kid is, whatever you say, you can always hear it if you want to hear it, and you can never hear it if you don't want to hear it...... Bao Yuan didn't understand: "Senior, what do you mean by this?" ”
The idiot old man smiled: "Bao Xiao Ben, you are like the gang of theological organizations, you think you have the shielding device of the former Soviet Union, and it will be fine if you cut off the battery of your mobile phone, it is useless...... Hehe, Bao Xiao Ben, my old man is such a big living fairy sitting here, and I'm afraid that others will listen to it, joke! ”
Bao Yuanxin said: "Yes, I know that you old guy is awesome, I don't know if it's real or fake?" ”
Who knows, the idiot old man snorted with his teeth: "Boy, don't speak ill of my old man in your heart, what is a fake?" What is fake tart? My old man is really awesome, okay? ”
"God, can you hear this?"
Bao Yuandeng realized at the time: The old man will definitely read minds, and directly rule out that the old man is the enemy...... It was because everyone was at the bottom of Dongting Lake, and the mysterious monk said that the old man and the child saint had delivered the scroll to him more than 70 years ago, and asked him to return it to the Bao family after 70 years. So as soon as the idiot old man appeared, Bao Yuan basically didn't fight for tat. Bao Yuan went straight to Taiyuan, and said to the three good buddies on the way: "Three godsons, Bao Xiaoye wants to go back to Taiyuan to meet his own godson, if you don't call him godfather, hey, my godson calls godfather, but it's not over......"
Fat Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng all said in their hearts: "It's all going to be back at this time, if it weren't for this dollar, wouldn't our buddies need to bring a copy into the number?" Sex, love is not divided, damn! ”
For a long time.
Seeing that the three of them refused to "cooperate" with themselves, Bao Yuan deliberately sighed loudly, and said aggrievedly: "Count the ball, count the ball, if you don't call it, you three godsons are not kind, but Bao Xiaoye can't be kind, I announce: One person will share your 200,000 US dollars, and the rest will be temporarily filled to the warehouse, and the after-effect will be distributed!" ”
As soon as I said that.
Fat Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng immediately said to Ah Shirui: "Ah Shirui, Bao Xiao Ben has spoken, take it, what are you waiting for?" Ha ha! ”
In the middle of the bustle, an Aston Martin whizzed by.
While everyone was praising the good car and speed in unison, the idiot old man pointed to the Aston Martin that flashed by and said, "Bao Xiao Ben, do you see it, the iron bump in front of you is 007 himself...... This 007 is not much different from the movie, chic, rich, likable, and scored...... The biggest difference is that Bond in the movie is a man, but 007 in reality is a woman, a big beauty......"
"Poof~"
"Drive your car well, Bao Xiao Ben, don't let us all worry about it, okay?"
As soon as the idiot old man said this, Bao Yuan, Fatty Mao, Song Peng, and Ping Sigui immediately squirted out, haha, I didn't think that the real 0007 was a beauty.
The idiot old man continued: "Bao Xiao is stupid, my old man can only say that she is the British 007 in view of your kid being too stupid, in fact, the duties performed by that woman are not 007, but the people on the road usually don't know how to describe her, think about it, only 007 in the movie meets her identity standards!" ”
Fat Mao shouted: "Little Master Bao, quick, come on, catch up, let's see what 007 looks like?" ”
Song Peng shouted: "Little Master Bao, 007 is a woman, okay, Master Song, I want to be a Bang man!" ”
Ping Sigui does not fall behind: "Fair competition!" ”
Bao Yuan was about to say, counting the ball, just with our broken Geely business car, we want to catch up with other people's Aston Martin, obviously, this is a big joke. The idiot old man turned his head and said disdainfully: "It's up to you, hurry up and pull a few downs, if you want to say that my old man is still a little possible, you guys take advantage of the morning rest, I estimate that 007 doesn't look down on you...... Hey, boy, it's not my old man who scares you, what kind of person is 007, she treats you like a game, and my old man has heard that 007 has secretly obtained the "Murder License" in the mainland, and if you are not afraid of death, you can go to the ......" (to be continued......)