Chapter 68: The Big Mac Descends
[Thanks to "Pom Splash Ink Troll" and "Haidihexiayu" for the tips!] 】
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The gray sky is beyond sight. The river flows without leaving a trace, surging into endless darkness.
At this moment, on the edge of a flat riverbank, a behemoth is sitting.
Lin Lie's huge size, no matter from which point of view, is quite scary.
In front of him, there were several stones, a large cauldron, laid flat on top of them. The firewood exudes light and heat at the bottom of the pot, blooming into a fierce flame.
The water in the cauldron was already boiling, so Lin Lie put all kinds of condiments into the pot. Dried chili pepper, Sichuan pepper, ginger, garlic, green onion, oil, salt, monosodium glutamate, dry starch, cooking wine, watercress, carrot, tomato, potato, beef, chicken thighs...... Lin Lie poured all the ingredients in the refrigerator that he had looted from the fishing boat into the cauldron, and there was a super hodgepodge!
He finally put the main dish, Tai Chi fish, into the boiling soup.
There was a strong fragrance in the air, and this long-lost breath made Lin Lie excited for a long time. If there is a chance in the future, it seems that there will be a few more robberies.
The whole pot was gurgling, and under the light of the fire, it was steaming white.
Lin Lie stirred it in the soup with his paws, tasted it, and felt that the taste was not too delicious, so he poured a whole bag of chicken essence into the cauldron.
"Well, it's a lot fresher now!"
Seeing that the things were already cooked and ready to eat, Lin Lie couldn't wait to pick up the cauldron with both hands. Then, pour a pot of stuff directly into your mouth.
He never thought he'd eat like this in his life, but now he's doing it and feeling good.
Lin Lie took a hard sip, and almost half of the pot of things was gone.
When I chewed it in my mouth, I felt that it tasted very good, but it was too little.
Lin Lie hurriedly prepared to kill all the rest, but suddenly, he found that the river next to him suddenly flooded!
I saw that the river was getting higher and higher, rising rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, it had already surpassed the river bank, and immediately overflowed quickly!
"Floods? No...... No way! ”
Lin Lie felt that something was wrong, just there was a lot of water here, but the river in the distance was still the same.
He had to pay attention to this matter, and hurriedly wanted to retreat, but it was too late.
I saw that the river in front of me suddenly became like a tsunami, rising dozens of meters high, rolling and rushing, swallowing the sky, bursts of roar, like a wind sweeping away leaves, swept across in the blink of an eye, directly submerged Lin Lie.
Rushing......
The river quickly receded, and when everything calmed down, everything changed where Lin Lie was!
The land had been renewed, the stones and grass were gone, and the refrigerator he had looted was gone. The entire land was swept away, and the only thing that hadn't changed was that Lin Lie was still sitting in place, still holding the cauldron in his hand.
But the cauldron had been cleaned, and half of the rest of the food had flown away......
Burst......
Lin Lie spit out a mouthful of river water and looked at the scene in front of him in a daze.
He can barely believe his eyes now!
There is no need to question it, the "tsunami" just now was done by the troll in front of him!
Lin Lie never thought that he would be able to see such a big creature in reality! When he was in the alien base, the strange mantis he saw was more than twenty meters tall, which was enough to surprise him.
But the size of the creature in front of him is far beyond that!
A super giant crab that can rival the world's largest aircraft carrier!
The body of this super big crab is actually three or four hundred meters wide! The longitudinal length is also two or three hundred meters! Its two eyes are several meters long in diameter, but at first glance, its eyes are just two small dots on its body!
Lin Lie, who is more than six meters tall, is completely a small insect in front of the other party!
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Lin Lie would never have believed that there were such big creatures in the world!
In the past, Lin Lie always scared others into shock, but this time he was really a little witch, and he was shocked enough by this super cancer.
But Lin Lie quickly recovered from the shock, such a big crab, of course, would not come here for no reason, let alone stare at him with such a straightforward gaze, presumably it must have come to eat!
Lin Lie ate countless foods, and he couldn't imagine that he was actually being targeted by this guy now!
What are you waiting for, run!
However, before he could act, the mutation happened!
The super giant crab floating on the big river, with two black, "small" eyes, stared at Lin Lie motionlessly, and suddenly said, "Long time no see, my old fellow!" ”
Knock knock knock......
Lin Lie's whole body was like being struck by lightning!
This...... What does this guy say? This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that it ...... Actually speaks human words!
"Did I hear me wrong? This guy ...... Actually talking, and this Nima is still talking Chinese!!! ”
Lin Lie was shocked, if he hadn't heard it with his own ears, he wouldn't have believed that this super cancer in front of him could speak Chinese!
But it's true! He can't believe the facts!
"You...... Did you recognize the wrong person? Lin Lie wanted to say this, but he couldn't open his mouth. The structure of his mouth is not as varied as that of a human, so it cannot form a variety of tones.
But is the structure of this big crab's mouth the same as that of a human? Why else would it speak?
The big crab saw that Lin Lie opened his mouth, but he didn't say a word, so he said, "What, don't you even want to say anything when you see me?" ”
"Who the hell are you? How the hell do you know me? Why did you grow so big? That's what I want to say to you! Lin Lie muttered in his heart.
In fact, Lin Lie had already given up the idea of escaping. If this super invincible crab in front of him wanted to kill him, he didn't have any chance at all.
So Lin Lie had to sit in place with the empty cauldron.
However, his little liver was pounding and pounding all the time.
The big crab spoke again: "Oh, I almost forgot, so you can't speak yet." I came here to chat with you, but it seems that I can't talk, what a pity! ”
"I said, who the hell are you? Did you recognize the wrong person? "Whether the big crab recognized the wrong person or the wrong beast, in short, Lin Lie swore that he had never seen this big crab before. As for the little crabs, I've seen a lot of them, and I've eaten a lot! Braised crabs in oil, hairy crabs, the taste is very good!
"Hey, old man......" The big crab spoke again, and it said something that made Lin Lie scratch his head, "I'm really happy to see you, it's a pity that you can't speak, and that's all there is to it...... A little bit, you're too small! The big crab shook its huge ...... The big pincers of the super giant that were one or two hundred meters long were simply terrifying to see Lin Lie.
For the big crab, Lin Lie is indeed too small and too small to see at all.
Listening to the big crab's words, Lin Lie always felt that it was not a stupid person, that is to say, it should not recognize the wrong person, no, it did not recognize the strange!
"But that's weird, how does it know me?" Lin Lie was puzzled in his heart, and suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration: "Could it be that my father or mother is friends with the big crab?" ”
Lin Lieyi guessed that this was the only possibility. His so-called "mom and dad" means, of course, Godzilla who gave birth to him.
But......
"It's hard to assume that I was born at the time, I was only a little bit old, I should be a lizard mutation, the first Godzilla! But why does this big crab know me? Could it be that it has a nervous disorder, or is it a water in the brain? ”
Lin Lie thought about it in his heart, but he couldn't think of a reason.
The big crab spoke again: "Okay, old man...... Anyway, it's a pleasure to see you, young man. I'll play with you when you're older, goodbye! ”
The crab said, then sank into the water, and walked away with a straight face.
As it sank to the bottom, a huge movement was heard again. The river suddenly flooded, and the "tsunami" more than ten meters high suddenly rose and swept directly towards Lin Lie.
After the tsunami, the ground was a little shorter, and Lin Lie was still sitting in place, still holding the empty cauldron in his hand. Poof, a mouthful of water squirted out.
"Oh my Tai Chi fish is gone! I haven't eaten it yet! Although Lin Lie was complaining, he was really very happy in his heart. Fortunately, the giant crab had no ill intentions, otherwise he would have been miserable.
Regarding the matter of Taiji Fish, Lin Lie has no expectations. If the fish is boiled and washed away by such a big tsunami, it will definitely become slag, and even if you find the fish bones, it will be useless.
Unexpectedly, the Taiji fish caught after being busy for a long time almost entered the mouth, but I couldn't eat it. For a while, Lin Lie felt super puzzled in his heart!
But now it seemed that he could not stay any longer, and perhaps the big crab would come out of the river later, so he had to leave quickly.
But Lin Lie's thoughts had just fallen, and he couldn't imagine that the river would really rise rapidly again and flood up, he was really afraid of something! Soon, the ferocious "tsunami" hit again......
The big crab once again came out of the water and said loudly, "Oh, I forgot, this is a gift for you." As he spoke, it moved the huge pincers to Lin Lie's head, and then let go, and a big fish more than three meters long fell directly into the cauldron in Lin Lie's hand, just in time!
As soon as Lin Lie saw the big fish in the pot, his eyes immediately straightened: "This ...... This is...... Damn, local tyrant! ”