"What is a magician?" The girl blinked her royal blue eyes, well, the eyes were beautiful, but they were also very ignorant!

"Even the magician doesn't know? Then you know witches, right? It's like a witch, but I'm the embodiment of justice, and a witch is the embodiment of evil. "I just ramble. After staying with the dwarves for a long time, this kind of "serious nonsense" skill has become more and more perfect.

"I'm going to see it, I'm going to see it!" The little girl really doesn't hold grudges, she was slapped by my ears, and she can still stay next to me and clap her little hands for joy.

Not to mention, my vanity, is flying up to it.

Since you want to see it, I'll show you a few hands.

"Look at it!" I took the mirror with one hand, and the other began to squirm.

I don't know why this "copy-superpower" is going to be violently striking, rubbing it, and then I heard a voice of anger.

"I'm throwing (me-day), hitting the street (you're going to die)! I'm going to give you a lung! (You should understand this sentence)" This voice is a little rough, but that's not the point!

What the hell is this half-Cantonese and half-Mandarin way of speaking! And the cheap bone magic mirror that is said to be good, how did he become a Cantonese!

Day! Say a good Western fairy tale

"Lose the class mother! (Q-N-M-B!) Servant Street! On the mirror, a big mouth emerged, constantly opening and closing at the moment, scolding.

"it!" I was startled, and the girl next to me was directly stunned.

"That's your magic?" The girl was already frightened, so dama is amazing!

"No, no, no! Not this one! "If my magic trick is to make a mirror open and swear, I'm ashamed!

As I kept rubbing, a progress bar was finally full, and the next moment, the crisp female voice sounded in my head again.

"Ding Dong, the copy is successful!"

The next moment, an identical mirror appeared in my left hand.

"I lost! What are you doing in the streets? ”

I listened to the words of the magic mirror, a black line. Such standard Mandarin, is the queen sure she can understand it?

I dare to take my little Ding Ding, phew, take my big Ding Ding as a guarantee, the person who designed this magic mirror must be a half-hung Cantonese! Is this completely non-standard Mandarin mixed with a completely non-standard Cantonese hybrid really the legendary magic mirror?

"Wow! You! How did you conjure it up! The girl exclaimed, for she saw only a burst of white light, and a mirror appeared in my hand, which was really like a trick.

"Heaven must not be divulged." I continued to pretend to be forced, not to mention, it felt pretty cool.

"Ding Dong, the fake magic mirror is successful, please enter a voice." The female voice rang in my head again.

I understood in an instant.,Yes.,This ability is a high-imitation A product.,It means that the magic mirror can be omniscient.,But I can only say one word?

I smiled wickedly and typed in two words: idiot

"Ahh It's almost time for the masquerade, so I'm going to get over first! In the garden, the little girl suddenly exclaimed.

"Hurry up, hurry up, I'm going out too." I hid the magic mirror in my arms, and I have studied it, and there are only two ways to call the magic mirror to speak, or to ask two sentences like in a fairy tale: the magic mirror and the magic mirror. Or just rub it desperately. The rest of the time, the mirror, who speaks non-standard Cantonese, likes to sleep in.

Seeing that I was chasing her like a fly, the little girl's eyes were full of smiles, and she walked over and shook my arm and said, "Come with me and have fun, or you can go to the masquerade with me, it will be fun!" ”

"No, no." I shook off the girl's gloved hands, what a joke, the magic mirror was found, of course the buddy was going to save the princess.

If you don't do such a heroic thing to save beauty, go to the masquerade to dance with your little girl? My brother is a super savior with a huge mission.

"Really?" The girl was a little unhappy, but I could see that although this little girl didn't hold grudges, she was a little squeamish, and it was estimated that Snow White was used to her.

"No, absolutely not!" I said impatiently, and in order to make myself look ruthless, I added: "If I go, I'm a puppy!" ”

Sure enough, the last sentence made the girl angry, which shows that no matter what world you are in, it is very poisonous to say that you are a puppy

"Humph!" The girl stomped her foot angrily, picked up her long skirt and trotted to the ball

I wandered around the garden a few more times, and then came out to join the two savages, and they were relieved to see that I was safe and sound.

"Brother, what the hell did you steal when you went in?" The second savage leaned over and asked.

"What a steal! Can the matter of a scholar be called stealing? ”

I smiled, took out the magic mirror from my arms, it was a treasure, and said to them: "This is a good thing, didn't you promise me to save Snow White, we just need to ask it, and we will know where Snow White is being held!" ”

"When did you promise to save Snow White? You've never told us! "Xiao Wu is not happy.

"Didn't that tell you?" I played the scoundrel.

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror!" I called out in a low voice.

There was no response after half a ring.

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror!" I raised the pitch.

Still no response!

Paralysis! Do you want to force Lao Tzu to do it?

I was about to rub my hands wildly, when a big mouth immediately appeared on the mirror, and when I opened my mouth, I said: Collect the skin (get out).

Me: "@#¥%! ”

I told myself that it was important to save Snow White, and once I rescued the princess, I smashed this mirror that was speaking half-hung and cursing Cantonese

"Magic mirror, sue me! Where is Snow White! My tone was very strict, and I didn't forget to add: "If you don't sue me, I'll throw you right now!" ”

The magic mirror obviously just wanted to scold people, but seeing that I really had the posture of smashing it, I immediately knew that the muddy people had met even more muddy people, and hurriedly said, "Haven't you seen her?" ”

Damn, I've seen her and still want you to say it? I even jumped over the lake with her!

"If you can talk well, why don't you talk well!" I glared at it, and the Cantonese was half hanging, and it was still chirping crookedly.

"You tell me where I'm going to meet Snow White next!" I squeezed it tightly, and it seemed that it knew it hurt too.

"Don't pinch it, don't pinch it, you idiot" It saw that my eyes were wrong, and immediately swallowed the word behind it, I understand it now, this guy will use more than a dozen words of Cantonese to scold people.

"Kamen Ball! Go to the masquerade! "When it screamed, I threw it into my arms, and I warned it that if it dared to make a sound and shout for help, I would immediately throw it.

I'm really afraid that it won't go with me and attract the guards around it.

Not to mention, this magic mirror is more fierce, but the courage is small to death

The Royal Palace, the place of the masquerade.

"Ahh How did you get in here! "The masked girl was visibly frightened by the sudden appearance of me.

How did you get in? Of course, I asked where the magic mirror was, and then asked for a route to get in, and then dodged the guards and servants to get in. Not to mention, although this mirror is a little cheap, it is really easy to use.

"Shhh I thought about it later, and I really couldn't bear to refuse you. I said with a shy face.

"Hmph, someone didn't say that if you come to participate, you're small" Before she finished speaking, she was immediately stunned by me.

I only said one word, and after saying it, I admired myself.

- "Wang! ”

[The second more is delivered on time, please call me invincible and handsome. In the ranking, ask for recommendation votes for support! Also, remember to add this book to the shelf, the number of collections is very important. In addition, there is something to explain. A lot of things are fans of the authorities, and everyone can guess who is Bai Xue and who is the queen, because I have to write it so that everyone can see it at a glance, but the protagonist is not necessarily. What's more, this little Lori is still tightly wrapped all over~ To sum up, he is a little stupid! 】