A mysterious woman fell from the sky for no reason, and the fat man became acquainted with this woman of unknown origin in less than a day, and told me that her name was "Huifang", and then he exclaimed, "The name is so beautiful." ”

I wasn't interested in any of these at all, and I didn't believe that this inexplicable woman who suddenly appeared was called Huifang, and she was nicknamed "Aunt Door Curtain" in my heart, because her hair was in front like a door curtain. I kept an eye on this strange woman's every move in the Stranger's house, and I often wore my charming signature smile and deliberately circled around her.

However, this mysterious aunt is really very diligent. In the morning, I got up before dawn and began to fetch water and cook, and the three dishes and one soup were not the same; Then I also washed my clothes and the fat man's clothes directly by hand, I guess she wouldn't use the washing machine; She also cleaned the old house and antique shop inside and out, and kept it spotless. He is very diligent and never lazy, and he is a good hand at taking care of housework.

The fat man was very satisfied with the diligent and capable aunt of the curtain, and said to me very proudly: "Fake Sven, have you seen it?" This eldest sister is an ordinary rural woman, who does everything she does laundry and cooking, and does not use a washing machine to wash clothes, but washes them by hand. I was afraid that she would be tired, so I taught her how to use the washing machine, and as a result, she told me that she could wash it by hand, and what a really good person. Fortunately, I had the vision to keep her! ”

I don't expect to change the fat man's mind now, it's obvious that the aunt of the curtain knows more about the world than me, and knows how to buy people's hearts. So, I also changed my strategy and decided to throw bricks and lure the enemy into being fooled. I put the gold ware in the glass counter and began to take the initiative to teach the curtain aunt how to take care of the business in the store, and take the opportunity to test whether she had the idea of making money. As a result, the aunt of the curtain wrote on the paper: "The things are too valuable, it is better to bring them back to the house at night to avoid being stolen." ”

Although she did a good job, I knew in my heart that the purpose of the curtain aunt was not not the gold in front of her, otherwise she would not have run to such a remote and hard-to-find strange house for this little thing, and there were a lot of gold and silver antique shops outside for her to commit crimes.

I have put the secret color porcelain box into the master's secret room, she will never be able to open the secret room, in addition to the secret room has a few door cards on the outside, there are also traps inside, once there is an external force to destroy, no matter who the intruder is, it is difficult to escape safely. Foxes always show their tails sometimes, and now I just need to wait leisurely like a hunter, and that's the joy of hunting.

As a result, things are often not as good as heaven, and just as I was waiting for the fox to be revealed, an unexpected guest came to visit, breaking all my plans.

On this day, I stayed in the ancient house with the fat man, and the aunt of the curtain was alone in the antique store, which was the fat man's bad idea, and he famously said: "This can make Huifang familiar with the work in the store as soon as possible, and when we are not at home, she can take care of the inside and out alone." ”

I'm really too lazy to pay attention to the fat man, this girl was probably brainwashed by that dumb person, I can't understand whether he has a low IQ or a good heart and is a little stupid. These days, Aunt Curtain always avoids me, but I obviously feel that I seem to have seen her somewhere, and I have an inexplicable sense of familiarity with her, but for a while it does not match the memory in my mind. However, I can now be very sure that she is not an ordinary peasant woman.

I held on to a glimmer of hope, and wanted to educate the fat man once again at the end, so that he would not think of the curtain aunt too simply, and it was better to be on guard. As a result, as soon as he wanted to speak, the door of the old mansion was pushed open, and he saw the curtain aunt walking in with two men.

I was shocked when I saw someone coming, isn't this guy Boss He? Why is it here again? I looked behind him curiously, but behind him was not the seemingly loyal and honest Secretary Chen, but a very gentle-looking young man, with a bookish smell on his face, like a college student who had just come out of school.

I hurriedly walked forward with a businessman's sign smile, warmly shook He Fatzi's hand, and said exaggeratedly: "I heard the magpie cry this morning, and now there are distinguished guests." What kind of wind blew a busy person like Boss He? ”

The fat man and I used to suspect that Boss He stole the sheepskin map inside the golden statue, and then framed us to take the lead in his journey as cannon fodder. I didn't expect him to come to the door automatically, it must be a weasel giving a New Year's greeting to the chicken—not well-intentioned, but just taking this opportunity, I can also take the opportunity to test his tone and see if it was a good thing for him to trick us into fighting?

After the fat man saw Boss He, he grinned very politely, and then pulled Hui Fang out of the ancient mansion and walked towards the antique store in Yishiju, with an attitude that he obviously didn't want to deal with He Fatzi.

I had to welcome Boss He into the hall alone, and Boss He was not polite, and sat on the Taishi chair in Huanghuali, and the chair was almost crushed by his fat body. I poured a cup of tea for He Fatzi, He Fatzi immediately dried the tea to the bottom, and then poured several cups of tea in a row, and in a blink of an eye, a whole pot of tea went down his stomach, and he seemed to breathe a sigh of relief and said to me: "Brother Sven, I won't be polite with you haha, I can't hide it, this time I have something important to come to the door." ”

He Fatzi is not a person who can't hold his breath in trouble, seeing that he can talk straight to the point, I know that what he is about to say is not trivial, since he is so anxious to ask for my head, he must knock him well. Now I am worried about having no money to spend, but I didn't expect the fat sheep to take the initiative to send it to the door, who will not slaughter it for nothing.

Compared with He Fatzi's urgent and anxious expression, I took a sip of tea calmly, and then smiled and said to He Fatzi unhurriedly: "Boss He doesn't have to be polite, you can just open your mouth if you have something." The little brother who can help is definitely obligatory. What I said seemed to be very righteous, but in fact, the hidden meaning in the high-sounding palace is that I don't care if I can't help. As for whether it can help? It's not all my two mouths.

Boss He wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief, and said to me: "What I appreciate most is Brother Sven's personality, he is very happy to speak and do things, so I can speak directly." Last time you and I broke up in Shandong, I happened to have something urgent to deal with, so I told my subordinate Xiao Chen to bring you the golden statue of the golden boy, and wanted him to fight with you, and then take out the Ming weapon and divide the account again. Who knows, this Xiao Chen couldn't be contacted later, and it happened that there was something wrong with my garden villa in Hong Kong, so I hurried back to Hong Kong to solve the problem, and I didn't bother to look for that Wang Balamb Xiao Chen, I don't know if the Sven brothers saw him later? After saying that, he squinted at me with a pair of small eyes that were almost invisible.

I smiled and said, "I didn't see it!" This Xiao Chen looks good, he is very loyal and honest, how could he do such a treacherous thing, Boss He wants to chase back the golden statue of the golden boy, that is a treasure. "But I secretly said in my heart: The master has already knocked the fight down, and it is useless for you to chase it back. I have long seen that Xiao Chen is not an ordinary person, how can he swim in shallow water and stay still, it must be that he stole the golden statue, and then did it himself without telling He Fatty, but the result was still me and the fat man finally profited, picked up a big bargain, it was really a matter of exhaustion.

I looked at He Fatzi in front of me, thinking that I couldn't fully believe what he said, who knows if he would be the mastermind behind that incident, and now that the matter has failed, I will put the blame on others, anyway, Boss He is definitely not a good cake. If they are the best in the nest, I will watch the excitement without spending money and applaud.

Seeing my very sincere and ignorant eyes, He Fatzi immediately said with a greasy smile on his face: "It seems that Xiao Chen ran away with the golden statue, anyway, he can't understand the contents of the golden statue, and I don't care about this monetary loss." I'm here for another thing, and I'm looking for help from Brother Sven. After staring at me, the old fox wanted to see my attitude first, and then he bargained.

I still maintained my usual very friendly smile, and said to He Fatzi unhurriedly: "Boss He, you can talk about the matter first, and I can also understand the situation, I have to see if I have the ability to help?" ”

After listening to what I said, Boss He was obviously a little anxious, and immediately said: "I have seen Brother Sven's ability, of course you have this ability." The thing is that my garden villa in Hong Kong is haunted, and I went back to Hong Kong for this before, and I invited a lot of mages to do it, but the ghost confiscated it, and my favorite little daughter was also sick, and the hospital said that there was no way to treat it, and I found a feng shui master to see that it was an evil spirit, and it turned out to cost a lot of money, and the disease was repeatedly not well cured, so I had to run to the capital to ask the Sven brothers for help. After speaking, like a dog wagging its tail and begging for mercy, it looked at me pitifully, waiting for my answer.

I immediately thought about it, no matter whether I can solve this matter this time or not, I can blacken Boss He in terms of money, which is just right to solve the urgent needs of me and the fat man. Time should not be a problem, the smoke man doesn't know when he can come back, go to Hong Kong for a few days, should be able to come back in time to go to the inverted bucket together, anyway, the smoke man also said that he will wait for us to get together before going down, should not worry too much. I will also leave a message, if the cigarette man can't wait, let him go to Hong Kong, anyway, if the boss is there, it will be arranged properly.

I pondered for a moment, then looked embarrassed, and said to He Fatzi with great hesitation: "Boss He, it stands to reason that I must help with your friendship, but I just happened to encounter something recently, and I'm afraid I can't get out." ”

He Fatzi was anxious when he heard me say this, the fat on his face was flickering up and down, and he was stumbling with excitement, "What do you have to be busy with?" ”

I looked rather sorry and said, "Honestly, something happened to me recently, and I'm a little tight on money." It just so happened that a friend wanted to take us to Shanxi to "shovel the land", and the time was really inseparable. Otherwise, you will stay in the capital for ten days and a half months, and it will not be too late for us to go to Hong Kong when I return. Although I said this, I had long thought that He Fatzi would definitely not be able to wait so long, or he, who had always been calm, would not be so anxious and unable to hold his breath. (Shoveling land is to go to some remote villages to collect antiques in a carpet style, and many people make their fortunes like this.) ）

As I expected, He Fatzi suddenly couldn't hold his breath, stood up from the chair suddenly, and said in a panic: "No, it's too late then!" ”