People need to decompress! If you feel funny, you laugh out.

A Cantonese person went to Chongqing to play and went to an apple stall to buy fruits.

Guangdong said: How do you sell this ass (apple)?

Chongqing Female Street Vendors:**

Cantonese: Six cents is six cents, I want your big ass (big apple).

The female street vendor in Chongqing called 110 to call the police. Cantonese people were inexplicably taken to the police station.

The policeman asked: Where are you from?

Cantonese people: people from Calendar County (Sichuan dialect: day your ancestors)

The policeman asked: Where are you from?

Cantonese people: people from Calendar County (Sichuan dialect: day your ancestors)

The police are on fire: Lao Tzu asked you where the hammer is from?

Cantonese people are also on fire: Calendar County people (Sichuan dialect: day your ancestors)

The Cantonese were beaten violently.

Policeman: Tell me honestly, where are you from?

Cantonese people cried and said: I am still from Calendar County. (Sichuan dialect: your ancestors)

The police collapsed, threw a blank piece of paper, and asked the Cantonese to reflect on themselves and write down what had happened.

The Cantonese people cried and wrote with a pen: I went to buy apples, asked her how much it was, she said six cents a pound, and then I was taken to the police station inexplicably.

The police asked me where I was from, and I said I was from Calendar County, and then I was beaten up, and the above is true! Woooooooooooo