time, rewind to five minutes ago.

"Brother, don't lie to me, if you really say this, this group of people will stop chasing me?" The second child had an expression of disbelief, and he added: "It's no problem for me to fight twenty or thirty by myself, but Prince Charming heard that his martial arts are superb, and he really doesn't know if he can run out, if they really chase me, where can I cry?" ”

I pouted, thinking he was going to transform, but it turned out that he wanted to cry? Sure enough, if he puts on a skirt, he is not a savage second, he is a sissy savage dice!

"Remember my Holy Flame Order?" I almost forgot that I had thrown the lighter on the river.

Oh, such a good outfit-forcing artifact is such a waste.

"Is this what you're talking about?" The woman didn't know where to conjure up my lighter.

Oops, the feelings were picked up by her! I'd love to pick her up and kiss her if she wouldn't slap me. It's just my little angel, I don't know if she can conjure up a Ferrari for me.

"Second child, look, what is this?" I lifted the lighter.

"O your Holy Fire Order! Didn't you say that this thing is your natal magic weapon, and it is connected to your life? The second child looked up and asked.

Hey? Did I say such things? It may be that I have read too many Xianxia novels, and I am talking nonsense when I brag about it.

"Then you should know how important this thing is to me! Now I'm in your hands, and it's going to protect you, you know, it's a fire-controlling baby! I said and turned on the lighter.

Not to mention, this Zippo lighter is stronger than the kind of disposable one that costs a handful, and it can be taken out and loaded after entering the water.

Looking at the small flame burning in front of him, a trace of heat flashed in the eyes of the second child. He is going to be a man of flames, how can he be defeated by others?

"You learned the spell you were taught before, right?" I spoke.

"Well, I learned!" The second child said firmly.

"Dick! Brothers! Believe me! "I'm serious.

"Well, believe you!" After saying that, the second child ran towards Prince Charming.

Looking at the back of the second child in the distance, Xiao Wu asked, "Is that spell real?" Then if I borrow your Holy Fire Order in the future, will I be able to have the power of fire? ”

Not to mention, Xiao Wu's eyes are full of longing.

I sighed, I just bullied you hillbillies who haven't seen Old Man Jin Yong's "Heaven and Dragon Slayer"

"Ah, no, no, no, there are too many people!" The second child shouted loudly, and I heard it from afar.

Indeed, in addition to the twenty or so guards at the beginning, there was an additional squad of ten people behind him. And Prince Charming bore the brunt of it, and his murderous appearance can be described as possessed by the Great Demon King. I firmly believe that if the second child is caught by him, he will definitely be dismantled.

"Brother! I'm sorry, I wanted to run farther, but I couldn't! I'm going to use it! The second child yelled, in fact, he just wanted me to hear it, but everyone behind him was actually frightened by him.

Then, slowly, he pulled out the lighter.

That posture, I don't know and I thought Sailor Moon was going to transform.

Prince Charming's eyes lit up at the sight of the lighter, and I believe that he must have remembered me, and the shoes I was wearing

The second child took a deep breath and opened his arms, as if waiting for the gods to possess him.

He was angry and read out a classic line in the movie word by word:

- "To! I! Open! Cannon! ”

He turned the gears, and a faint flame burned on the lighter

And then? And then there was no then.

Whew.

The night breeze blows, and it's weirdly cool.

The guards and princes who reacted suddenly realized that they had been put together, and in a fit of rage, they aimed the helmets on their heads directly at the second child and smashed them.

No matter how stupid the second child is, he knows that the situation is wrong, so he spreads his feet and continues to run wildly.

Not to mention, these helmets fly like cannonballs

The second child raised a middle finger in the air, this action was also taught to him, I guess he must be scolding me at the moment.

Ahh

I vaguely heard a voice, don't think about it, it must be the second child's skirt that was torn by him

"Fang Lin, are you lying to the second child?" Xiao Wu was dumbfounded.

"Who lied to him? Isn't there a wisp of fire on the Holy Fire Order? Forget jì told him to save it, it's almost out of gas. "My face is not red and my heart is not beating, hey, not to mention, my conscience does not hurt at all.

Xiao Wu took a deep breath, and saw that the second brother was running farther and farther, and he didn't bother to care about him, so he hurriedly hugged Xiao Qige, and then grabbed my arm and said, "Run!" ”

I looked in the direction where the second child was going, and I always felt that the distance was still not far enough. The second child screamed as he ran, as if dozens of bullets were chasing him from behind.

"There's no hurry." I paused, and then slowly spat out another classic line from the movie:

- "Let the bullets fly a little longer." ”

I'm a very kind person, I only have a wallet and a lighter on my body, and I am equivalent to entrusting half of my net worth and life to the hands of my second child, so I think he should shoulder his big mission.

It's like the captain of the city management said to the second child?

- You can't keep a low profile!

Later, I once asked the second child how he escaped. Because he told me before that Prince Charming is very strong, and he doesn't know exactly how strong it is, but according to legend, he is the number one master in the Kakiki Kingdom. It's just, Khandiki Kingdom, why is this name so weird?

With such a strong Prince Charming, plus thirty guards, the force value is absolutely amazing. Anyway, the second child said very bluntly that he couldn't beat him if he hit it head-on.

At that time, I asked him, if you can't beat him, can you run away?

The second child glanced at the tight skirt on his body faintly, and didn't speak for a while.

I've said before that some coquettish women can wear Hello-Kitty out of the feeling of thong-pants, but I never thought that a skirt with such a big hem would actually restrict a person's escape.

It can be seen that the second child's legs are really thick, at least when he spreads his big feet and gallops like a wild dog, this skirt is a hindrance to him.

Whenever I asked him how he escaped, the second child was always vague, so I never knew how he got out. Until one day, I came to the royal city again, and then heard an interesting story in the tavern.

One night, there was a short man in the palace, covered his crotch and ran naked. I was still wondering at the time, why did the Wudang faction also cross over?

Later, according to the unreliable little seventh brother, the second brother revealed that on the day he went home, he was wearing a grass skirt, and his upper body was half a piece of armor taken from a hard-pressed guard

I have to say, I've already made a statement, second, he really didn't continue to keep a low profile! He's on fire!

What makes me laugh the most crazy is that the little seventh brother quietly told me that the second brother really became a Wudang faction, and often secretly covered his crotch, as if it hurt?

This can't help but remind me of a saying: if you take too big a step, you can easily pull the egg.

I have to repeat what I said before:

- The second one, he really hangs! Burst! Finish!

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