"Stop! Don't move! "I yelled at the charging mute guards!

Not to mention, he really stopped.

I once complained about this sentence, and that's what I said at the beginning, the police caught the thief and shouted "Stop!" while running! Don't move! "If I were a thief, I would be mad at him! If you don't move, you're still waiting for you to catch it?

But today I found out that this sentence actually works! It can be seen how forced this guard is.

"You're a samurai! Do you dare to fight me fairly! You and I will use our own weapons to fight a good fight? I pointed to the bricks on the ground with my finger and continued, "That's my weapon, I just accidentally slipped my hand, are you going to bully me, an unarmed man?" Do you think there is any point in your victory? ”

I kept blinding-pushing-pushing, and then kept getting closer to the snow, blocking in front of her.

Naturally, the mute guard would not reply, but he showed his pride with his movements, and as soon as he struck the bricks with his long knife, the bricks slipped under my feet.

I feel that I am being despised by others, and the meaning of the dumb guard is obvious, what if you take a weapon, and it is not the same as a one-size-fits-all approach?

I picked up the bricks on the ground and whispered to Bai Xue, "Are you okay?" ”

"Ahh

I turned my head and glared at Bai Xue and said, "Why do you bite people?" ”

"Why are you here so late!" Bai Xue said angrily.

I pushed her face away, not to mention, her skin was tender and smooth, and it felt fleshy to the touch. However, my shoulder hurts.

"You're a dog, aren't you? Am I not here? And I wouldn't have been in such a hurry if I knew it was for you to eat poisonous apples, do you know how many traffic lights I ran through? I grumbled at the snow.

I knew that this dumb guard was using poisoned apples to poison Bai Xue, what am I anxious about?

Wait until he thinks that Bai Xue is dead and I'll come again, isn't it just a come, although I blame the loss, but I know the righteousness very well, and I am ready to sacrifice my life at any time! No way, the teacher taught me the spirit of Lei Feng since I was a child, and the red scarf on my chest was always bright from childhood to adulthood.

I stole a glance at the snow-white cherry-colored mouth, and my heart couldn't help but ripple. Hey, little Lori, eat the apple, Uncle will save you.

"Humph! You're so late, I'm hungry. "Bai Xue, don't mention how aggrieved she is.

Ninyima

The mute guards were pacing from side to side with long knives, and then they rushed towards me!

With my experience in fighting from junior high school to college, I quickly came to a squat, dodged the long knife just right, and waved my unicorn arm!

I've been picking up the wrong since I was 13 years old, I started to use bricks since I was a child, I used more, the two unicorn arms have been extraordinarily developed, I dare not say that the world is groundbreaking, but absolutely a brick down one. Now my body is distorted at 60 degrees, and for the first time, I found that I was so delicate and soft, just like a little Lori.

"Bang-." The dumb guards an elbow blow.

Day!

The violent impact made my whole body roll on the ground three times before I stabilized, but it was strange why my chest didn't hurt at all.

Could it be that I have unconsciously cultivated the incorruptible golden body of Buddhism?

Yes, yes, the so-called six roots are pure, and I am the same. Brother, I have such a high ideological realm, since I was a child, I have respected the teachings of Marxism, worshiped the ancestor of the Sanqing Dynasty every day, and has always put "Lao Tzu", a Taoist boss, on my lips, and practiced Buddhism, it seems that there is nothing strange about it, right?

"Mother, Xipi! Hit me with no damn life! A cheap voice sounded from my bosom.

I reached into my arms and took out the Cheap Magic Mirror.

The big mouth that appeared on the mirror was grinning, not to mention the image of the painful death, and this time it actually changed to Ningbo dialect again. Isn't Niang Xipi a famous quote that Jiang Guang has always on his lips?

It turned out that this guy played the role of a "heart goggle", so I had to hurt. I'm so disappointed, I thought I had Huigen

"It's him!" I immediately pointed at the dumb guard, and it was not a big deal to see the excitement.

"Mother, Xipi! Hit him! The magic mirror said viciously, looking very imposing.

But it doesn't seem to be able to beat it.

"Beat him! Don't forget that I know everything! "As soon as the magic mirror reminded me, I immediately woke up!

"Left!" Cheap Demon Mirror Road.

I ducked to the right, dodging the guard's long knife.

"Jump!"

I jumped to my feet, and the long knife slashed just right under my feet. I lifted the brick and hit the dumb guard's head! Here comes a trick "force splitting Huashan"!

See red with a brick! The unicorn arm is not practiced in vain.

"Squat and turn left!"

I did what the magic mirror said, not to mention how seamless it was, it could always predict the next move of the dumb guard most accurately, and I was completely in a state of uncertainty and prophet. Even if my conditioned reflexes are relatively slow, I already know where to hide before my opponent makes a move, and I am completely invincible!

One brick, two bricks, three bricks

The mute guards who beat me very wolf at the beginning were frequently deflated, and their bodies were covered with dense traces of bricks. I have long said that as long as I have a brick in hand, I am invincible in the world.

What do you mean by that? Since his debut, he has not met an opponent, and life is really lonely as snow.

"Am I cool?" I asked Bai Xue. I didn't even look back, tilted my head and dodged the knife, and then slammed the bricks directly on the guard's face, knocking him to the ground.

Bai Xue pouted and said aggrievedly: "I'm hungry!" ”

Paralyzed, the bull's head is not in the horse's mouth

"Humph! is also the number one master in the court, you know it's amazing, right? I waved to the mute guard, holding up the bricks and making a gesture of Wong Fei Hung's signature.

The mute guard wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and the expression on his face was slightly hideous. He obviously didn't expect that the Queen's Magic Mirror would actually be in my hands, and he never imagined that the Magic Mirror could still play such a role in battle!

The magic mirror is known as "half of the heavens know, and the earth knows everything", it is not only cheap, but also like an old god stick, it can pinch and calculate, and it is easy to see the flaws of the dumb guard and his next move. In this case, the dumb guard had a deep sense of frustration

"Bang!"

"Smack!"

After three or two blows, he couldn't get up, so he could only lie on the ground and survive.

"Hmph, do you think there is only one master in the world? The frog at the bottom of the well! "I blew the bricks, like a bullet and then blew the barrel of a gun.

I used to scoff at the cliché of heroes saving beauty, but don't say it, really save it, not to mention how proud and proud I am.

Little mute, let you chase me with a knife last time to cut, didn't I just pee everywhere last time? Today, I will tell you with personal actions, what is the loneliness of the master, there is snow in the world!

"Ahh I'm so lonely~~~! "I lamented, I should give a close-up of the back here

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