As soon as his cousin spoke, Lin Qi scolded secretly: "Cheap!" He really doesn't understand the thoughts of these young men and women who have a good family, don't worry about food and clothing, have books to read, and play the piano.

Lin Qi turned around and said with a smile: "Don't mention it, cousin, I'm older than you, if you don't dislike it, call me Brother Lin." ”

If you have a request for someone, you have to be a corporal Lixian, Xuan'er called Brother Lin in a low voice, Lin Qi strode back, and said: "I won't tell you, you and Fang Zimo's affairs, Hebo told me, that Fang Zimo is a nerd, and he doesn't appreciate it, so that your father can't get off the stage, Sister Xuan'er, since you call me Brother Lin, this matter is always taken care of, and now there is no one else, you can tell me anything, don't worry, the words will come out of your mouth and into my ears, and no third person will know." ”

Xuan'er sighed and complained: "Brother Lin, it's a long story, the people worship their father, asking for good weather and good weather, I went to the temple with my mother and sister, I didn't put a few crazy students in my eyes, when the crazy student named Zhao Lei wanted to be a matchmaker, I was still annoyed, thinking about punishing him, but I didn't expect that Fang Zimo actually agreed, he was crazy, and shouted that he wanted to have a cave with me, what a shameful person......"

Xuan'er babbled about the events of that day, from beginning to end, and at the end, said: "At that time, my little sister was in a mess, my father saw that I was ashamed, so I went to give him a dream, where I thought that he would rather die than obey, although my father hid it from me, but I also know, it is strange to say, the more Fang Zimo is like this, the more I can't let go of him, then from the sky, I have him in my heart, not to mention that women always have to marry, my affairs with him, there are matchmakers, and bride price, and the world knows it, if you can't marry him, I'm really not reconciled......"

Xuan'er's eyes were a little confused, and she said softly, maybe this relationship was a little incomprehensible to her, but Lin Qi understood it, and secretly scolded again: "Cheap!" The relationship is that Fang Zimo didn't take a fancy to you, so you fell in love with him? It's really inexplicable, on the other hand, if Fang Zimo takes a fancy to you and gets on the pole, will you look down on him? Thinking about it, it must be like this, the relationship between men and women is too child's play, if you really love Shang Zimo, then it can't say anything, now it seems more like fighting for a breath, really married to Fang Zimo, is that what she wants? ”

Lin Qi listened to it and said bluntly: "Sister Xuan'er, I am from the past, the love between men and women is the most important thing, and the two love each other can grow old, you don't know what kind of person Fang Zimo is, what is his temperament, how do you know that marrying him will definitely be happy?" What's more, if you are a woman, if he doesn't marry, won't he be proud? In my opinion, this Fang Zimo is a nerd, and he is a wild wave, otherwise he would not talk nonsense in the temple, you must know that although the Confucian disciples do not believe in ghosts and gods, they are also respectful and stay away, he Fang Zimo doesn't even take the words of the old master Confucius to heart, that is not a sincere gentleman, it is better to forget him, with his sister's appearance and talent, what kind of man can't find it? ”

Xuan'er said with tears in her eyes: "What Brother Lin said, how can the little sister not know, but there is a matchmaker in the middle of our marriage, and there is also the consent of both parents, the bride price is accepted by his family, I am already his Fang Zimo's person, although the little sister is not talented, but she has also read the female commandment, and knows a three from four virtues, Brother Lin, if you can't marry him, the little sister is willing to be a sister-in-law, you see that the little sister is infatuated, help the little sister." ”

Lin Qi is most afraid of crying at his daughter's house, not to mention that he is not helping in vain, after the matter is completed, the three hundred iron-billed pelicans will be his, for the sake of the iron-billed pelican's face, Lin Qi can't ignore it, and hurriedly said: "Sister Xuan'er, don't cry, since I know your intentions, how can I fulfill your good deeds, rest assured, everything is in me, but you have to listen to me in order to make that Fang Zimo change his mind, if you are disobedient and bad, don't blame me." ”

When Lin Qi said this, Xuan'er burst into tears and laughed, and said: "Brother Lin is really a good person, he understands the thoughts of his daughter's family, if you are really my cousin, how good it would be!" ”

Lin Qi said secretly: "If Lao Tzu is your cousin, hang up and whip up first, and beat your cheap temper away." I thought so, but I didn't dare to say so, and said after a long time: "The cause of this incident is not only on that Fang Zimo, if it wasn't for the crazy nonsense called Zhao Lei, he wouldn't have been able to give birth to this mess, and the bell must be tied to the bell, this matter started because of him, how did he stay out of the matter?" ”

Xuan'er blinked her eyes and said suddenly: "Brother Lin is right, if it wasn't for this crazy life at the beginning, and there would be no troubles later, my father and Fang Zimo had an unpleasant quarrel, but he didn't have anything, it's really unfair!" ”

Lin Qi nodded and said, "Since he wants to be this matchmaker, let him be the one to the end!" ”

That night, when Zhao Lei was sleeping, two green-faced and fanged imps suddenly appeared in the house, broke into the house, lifted his quilt, pulled his clothes, and said sharply to him: "Are you Zhao Lei?" ”

Zhao Lei is the son of an official eunuch, his father was the Yuan Dynasty Henan Xingzhongshu Province of the experience of managing money and grain, from the six small officials, but the power is great, the Yuan Dynasty officials are the happiest officials, do a few years of food and clothing for a few lifetimes, the world is in turmoil, the old man Zhao is shrewd, with the accumulated silver, resigned and went home, bought a house and land, is a well-known family, Zhao Lei is an only son, has a wife and a concubine, the little son is really enviable, the whole day and Fang Zimo and a group of squire children chant poems, not happy.

Zhao Lei lived in the concubine's room this night, drank some wine at night, fought with the concubine, was extremely tired, slept heavily, was woken up by two little ghosts, looked up, the whole body trembled like a quail, and saw that these two little ghosts were no more than three feet long, both wearing high pointed hats, and if you looked closely, they were still made of paper, the black one on the left was like charcoal, holding the spirit card, the white one on the right was like snow, and the mourning stick was in hand.

Zhao Lei was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, unable to move, turned his head and looked, his body was still holding his concubine, but he couldn't move, he didn't know what he had done, why did he die inexplicably? Suddenly the sadness was irrepressible, the fear was boundless, and he begged for mercy in a wail: "Did the two masters catch the wrong person? The villain didn't do anything hurtful, so why did he die inexplicably? Ask the two masters to find out, even if it is really the villain's fate, please let me know, and let the villain die clearly......"

The black imp screamed: "What are you talking about, you have committed something, my judge wants to ask you for questions, and follow me!" If you dare to talk nonsense, discipline you and scatter your soul! After the little ghost finished speaking, there was an extra chain in his hand, and he threw it at Zhao Lei, and took him out, Zhao Lei felt that his body was fluttering and following the two little ghosts out of the house, through the wall, through the courtyard wall, and towards the darkness.

In a trance, I arrived at a large city, the gate was large and high, and I had to look up, and several bowls of large iron nails were arranged on the iron gate. When I entered the city and looked in front of my eyes, I saw a blue-faced ghost holding a big iron fork and throwing people towards the knife mountain, and his head was ruptured and his stomach was broken. There are also yaksha ghosts who break people's stomachs, dig out hearts, gouge out eyes, hook their tongues with iron hooks, fry people in big oil pans, cut people in half from the head with iron saws, and plant people upside down in large stone mills, grinding them so that the blood overflows. Among them, there were even screams, wails, and tragic sounds, which made Zhao Lei unable to open his eyes, couldn't bear to listen to it, and his heart trembled.

Soon came to a bridge, the bridge is about four or five inches wide, Zhao Lei's feet just stepped on, and retracted back, it was really scared, the little ghost pulled the chain, pulled Zhao Lei staggered on the bridge, the bridge is very strong, not shaking, looking down, in the red blood water, there are many people who do not know whether it is a man or a woman The head is wriggling, everyone is undressed, and there are snakes wrapped around their bodies, wriggling and moving, crossing the bridge, to a magnificent official door.

Entering the yamen, there are countless ghosts on both sides, holding water and fire ruthless sticks, fierce and vicious, looking at him together, just in front, behind a huge red lacquered wooden case, there is an official in a red robe, but seeing that he is in his twenties, his feet are facing boots, his waist is wrapped in a jade belt, his head is crowned with gold, his lips are red and his teeth are white, his eyes are bright, and a pair of phoenix eyebrows are obliquely upward, not angry and arrogant.

Zhao Lei muttered to himself in his heart: Aren't the judges in the underworld all fierce and vicious? Why is this so handsome? As soon as he thought of this, he saw the young judge holding a shocking wood in his hand, slamming it on the case, and shouting loudly: "Bold Zhao Lei, are you guilty!" ”

This question, immediately frightened Zhao Lei to kneel on the ground, wailing: "The villain Zhao Lei, I have seen the judge master, the villain doesn't know what crime he has committed, he was forcibly escorted here, and he is still confused, and I ask the master to tell me, and let the villain die clearly......"

Zhao Lei really doesn't know what he has done, although he is a gentleman, but he is not stubborn, he never does anything to bully men and women, he is very low-key, in addition to drinking, chanting poems against each other, he occasionally goes to the street to tease the little lady of that family, but there is no such thing as forcible robbery. After thinking about it, I really didn't know what I had done wrong, so I asked.

There knew that it was okay if he didn't ask, but this question, the judge who asked was furious, threw a roll of paper on the case, threw it in his face, and scolded loudly: "You are a cunning villain, bold and arrogant, and a matchmaker for the gods, but you don't care about it afterwards, causing the two families to fall apart, and the river god is humiliated, and you dare to say that you are not guilty!" (To be continued.) )