050 [You Idiot]

Dandelion! Dandelion!

I've heard dwarves say before that a truly powerful wizard is comparable to a god!

At first, I didn't believe that it was something in fantasy novels, and this was a fairy tale world, not a mythical world.

But now the wind is blowing and the ice is all over the sky, and I believe it!

Prince Charming froze, and his sword-gripping hand began to tremble.

Gritting his teeth, he swung his sword and rushed towards the black-robed man, his momentum looked really unmatched, but every step he took, frozen dandelion flotsam would fall in the air, and each wisp of flocculent flew like a knife, cutting his skin and robe, at this moment, Prince Charming was still handsome and chic before, and the rest was just ragged clothes.

"Shh——!h A sharp and piercing sound sounded, and Prince Charming blew something a bit like a whistle, but the sound was much louder than the whistle, and the guards in the forest quickly rushed towards the outside of the forest!

"Not good!" I screamed, picked up the bricks, and ran out of the house.

No matter how powerful she is, she is invincible with two fists and four hands, 3,000 guards, what is that concept?

Even if you cut one by one, you can cut until your hand cramps. Even if your arm strength is amazing, it will annoy you to death!

"I knew that stupid women had white spots in their heads!" I scolded, but unconsciously quickened my pace.

She's a sick girl, and she can kick the ice sculpture with her foot to be able to break her feet, and I estimate that there are 3,000 people who can breathe a sigh of anger, maybe she can be blown away

What to do?

That's right! Find the dick!

After so long of pulling the egg, he should be done, right?

"Who kicked me!?"

"Two-, get up for me!"

I kicked on the shoulders of the second child, but this idiot was too strong, and ordinary people had already been kicked over by me, but kicking him was like kicking an iron plate, which made my feet hurt and panicked.

"What's wrong?" The second child hurriedly stood up and said.

Me: "@#¥%! ”

If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't beat him, if it wasn't for the fact that a brick couldn't kill him, I'd definitely kill him now!

"Come with me! You idiot! ”

"Brother! Why are you calling me stupid! I'll tell you."

"Say your sister! Say you're paralyzed! ”

I dragged him and ran desperately, not to mention, I ran to the back of my dog to be led by the dog, the second child is like a Chinese pastoral dog, and the one who runs is called a Huan. The two little short legs like corgis were so fast that they didn't run in front of me in a moment.

"Huh! Brothers! Do you run fast and miss? The second child turned around and grinned, his smile was still so magical.

"Fun fart! You'll be tired! I said to the second child.

"Isn't it just to beat a prince charming? Even if I can't beat me, but in this world I want to escape, and no one can stop me! "The second child's words don't sound so bullish.

"And what if there are a lot of people?" I said quietly.

"A lot? Joke! Do you remember that time in the palace? Dozens of elite-level guards chased me! I moved and escaped in a minute, and I grabbed a snow by the way. The second child pouted, looking like he was lonely and seeking defeat.

But what the hell is a move! Your sister, it's not LOL.

"What if it's three thousand? Can you run out and take another person with you? "I continued to be quiet.

"How much?"

"Three thousand."

"You're pulling a calf, aren't you? Take a walk and go home for a few drinks. ”

Paralysis!

Along the way, I followed the second child while running and communicating, and occasionally encountered a few scattered guards on the road, and the second child casually flew with a spear, and I also knocked down a few with bricks by the way, which was regarded as a warm-up to practice the feel.

As I was about to run to the edge of the forest, I suddenly remembered that there was an assistant.

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror! Don't play me dead! If you don't come out, Lao Tzu will rub you to death! I said loudly into the Devil's Mirror.

"Shuna (fuck), you little red guy" paralyzed, this time changed to Shanghainese.

"Shut up! I ask you, how to save Helen! I glared at it.

"Helen? Her Majesty? The Magic Mirror's big mouth opened.

I nodded and said, "Nonsense! When the 3,000 guards are about to run out to besiege the city, hurry up and tell me, is there any way! ”

"What is the way to save the queen? Just stand aside and wave at her. "The tone of the magic mirror is not to mention how cheap it is.

The phrase "It's really a dog" can't express my mood at the moment, and now it feels like the whole zoo is on the day!

Helen must have abused it! Must have abused it!

By the time I ran to the outskirts of the forest with my second child, the three thousand guards had already come out in the hundreds, but the scene in front of me directly blinded me.

The dandelion flying floc floating in the air will be full of all around, and if the surrounding guards want to get close to Helen and Prince Charming, it is tantamount to struggling to move forward in a blizzard, and the armor of many guards is a little messy, and they can't get close to Helen, and even several guards have been lying on the ground like a dead dog in pain.

At this time, it was Prince Charming's turn to be confused

Damn, do you want to be so exaggerated? So many people can't get close!

However, it was obvious to me that Helen's face was getting paler and paler, and she turned her head to meet my eyes, which were a bit complicated, and my IQ of 249 was impossible to analyze anyway.

She glanced at me, and suddenly disappeared, and the next moment, Prince Charming disappeared with him!

She rode a broomstick, and a prince charming was stuck on the broom, and flew into the sky!

the groove!

My second child and I ran all the way after Helen in the sky, and the guards also wanted to rush into the forest, but they were stopped by the fog, and there were a large number of fierce beasts in the forest, and they couldn't see clearly, they just ordered a takeout for the carnivores

"Helen!" I screamed, but the stupid woman was flying so fast that I couldn't catch up, and I didn't even know what she thought.

Fortunately, she was tightly wrapped and no one could recognize her, otherwise she might have broken out into a war between the two countries just by attacking Prince Charming

I now understand why the Cheap Magic Mirror told me that Helen didn't need to be saved, just stand on the periphery and wave at her.

In my fairy tale world, the Queen of Poison doesn't just sell poisoned apples, she also beats Prince Charming!

Helen looked down, her long straight black hair fluttering in the wind, looking soft and flowing, with a playful look in her eyes, a cold voice came to my ears.

"What are you going to do after you, idiot."

Me: ""

This careful-eyed woman! This is to call her a stupid woman before taking revenge on me!

"Bang ——!" Something fell from the sky, and then the dandelions scattered in the sky, and Helen, who had a good hand with Harry Potter on a broomstick, disappeared.

And that thing that fell from the sky was Prince Charming, who was frozen into an ice sculpture!

[Ask for recommendation votes, everyone remember to add this book to the bookshelf.] Life is always full of drama, like the novels I wrote. Once,I was distressed that you little called me Lori.,Now,You're tired of saying I'm a fay-guy and you're a guy.,Why the world is always full of hostility to handsome people.,It's hard to understand.。 】

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