Chapter 1 The Secret That Zhang Yuan and the Dog Have to Say

Zhang Yuan said that he is very unhappy now, and this is the third time this kind of thing has happened. He felt that his dignity had been insulted by Yan zhòng, and at the same time he felt the deep malice of this community. His hands clenched the branches of the tree fiercely.

An unparalleled rage roared in his heart, and finally, he shouted: "Security! Security guard! Fat Chen! You're going to get out of here! Your dog is coming to bite me again! Make no mistake! Didn't you tell you to tie it up with a rope? You don't know I have a grudge against dogs! ”

At this time, it was 11 o'clock in the evening, and many people in the community had already slept, and the community was quiet. The sound instantly spread throughout the community, and many people in the community turned on the lights one after another, and then opened the windows and poked their heads out one by one to see what was going on. What's more, our community threw out a drink bottle from the window, and it was the kind that drank half of it, and it almost hit Zhang Yuan. Zhang Yuan couldn't help but sigh, this is too accurate, right? When did our community have a martial arts master?

When the security guard heard this, he hurriedly ran over, saw Zhang Yuan climb the tree again, and wailed: "Brother Zhang! Uncle Zhang! It's so late, why did you run out again. Aren't you blocking us! After speaking, he came to the tree, squatted down and picked up the earth dog that looked at Zhang Yuan viciously, that is, the legendary Chinese pastoral dog. patted it on the back and couldn't stop reassuring.

Zhang Yuan was also relieved when he saw that the dog was picked up. Zhang Yuan didn't know if this was a sin created in his previous life, he wanted to know that he was a dog, but he was just a dog offence. From a wolfdog to a pug, they barked vigorously when they saw him. Since I was a child, I was often chased by dogs all over the street, but I was stunned that I had not been bitten once. Zhang Yuan is often proud of this, and his explanation to himself is that he has a flexible mind and quick response, and if it is left in ancient times, it must be a good material for martial arts.

Zhang Yuan jumped off the tree, he was chased by dogs since he was a child, and he did a lot of things to climb up and down, and the job of climbing trees was very easy for him. said to Chen Fatzi dissatisfiedly: "The community only closes at 12 o'clock, can't I go out and buy something now?" And also! It's been the first time you've told me about it, but fortunately I reacted quickly and didn't get bitten! Didn't you find a rope to tie it in? I'll complain to you again! ”

The security guard Chen Fatzi was also speechless, he had just bought this dog back for half a month. When I first bought it, I saw it barking at Zhang Yuan, and I thought it was alive, so I bolted it up. After a few days, I saw that the residents of the community were wagging their tails vigorously, and they didn't recognize their lives, so they untied the chains and went to walk with it. Then half an hour later, he saw Zhang Yuan rushing to the national flag stand of the community at a speed of 100 meters, and climbed up at once......

Chen Fatzi explained: "The whole community only barks at you, I can't help it, I have already tied it up, but I forgot to tie it up when I swept the kennel today, I'm sorry!" ”

Zhang Yuan was also speechless, after all, his family knew his own affairs, and he was born to clash with dogs, so he could only blame dogs, not people. waved his hand and said, "Forget it, just be careful in the future." ”

Fat Chen breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that Zhang Yuan would run to complain about him, and maybe he would be deducted from his salary by the leader or something. At this moment, the dog he was holding struggled to let go of his hand, jumped down and ran towards Zhang Yuan. At this time, Zhang Yuan had already turned his head and was about to go out to eat some supper at the stall outside, and by the way, he would buy some snacks to replenish the snack reserves in the room, and he didn't know what was going on behind him. Then, a terrible scream resounded throughout the night sky......

The next day, Ward Hospital, 301 single rooms. Zhang Yuan was lying on the hospital bed, one leg hanging in the air, and his eyes were silently looking at the ceiling with tears in his eyes. He was bitten by a dog, for the first time in his life! In the past, dogs barked at him twice before chasing him, so when he heard the dog's barking, he could reflexively run for his life. But now he has met a dog that does not play according to the routine, it is too unqualified, is this the legendary dog that bites people does not bark?

In fact, he forgot about it, the dog barked a few times before chasing him, but he was picked up by the security guard in the middle, but the dog did not give up.

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Just when Zhang Yuan lamented that he would not bring an anti-wolf electric shock baton to defend himself when he went out in the future, there was a knock on the door. Zhang Yuan said listlessly: "Come in!"

A fat face with a smile on his face walked in from outside the door, still carrying a bunch of things in his hand, and sat in front of Zhang Yuan's hospital bed, it was the security guard Chen Fatzi who raised a dog in the community. said to Zhang Yuan: "Xiao Zhang! I've come to see you, how are you feeling better? Come on, come on! I asked my daughter-in-law to stew a pot of soup for you, and you can make up for it. ”

After speaking, he picked up the thermos bucket and scooped a bowl of soup from it and handed it to Zhang Yuan. Zhang Yuan was not polite, took the bowl he handed over and drank it directly. took the soup spoon he handed him again, and waited for him to scoop a bowl again before drinking it slowly and said, "Brother Chen, I know I can't blame you for this, but my leg can't be bitten in vain." Don't worry, I won't go to the business to complain about you, but you'll have to pay for my medical bills. ”

When Fat Chen heard this, he was overjoyed, and what he was afraid of was that this kid ran to complain, maybe he couldn't even keep his job! Hurriedly nodded and said, "This is natural, if I don't even help you pay the medical bills, then am I still human?" Brother Chen must pay, must pay! Don't worry, Brother Chen, I've even slaughtered that dog in stew! Avenge your revenge! ”

Zhang Yuan was chewing a piece of meat in the soup, when he heard this, he raised his head to look at Chen Fatzi and asked, "What are you talking about?" Stew? ”

Hearing this, Fat Chen replied, "That's right! What do you think? This soup is a good stew, right? My daughter-in-law's craftsmanship, that's really speechless! Leveraged! ”

Zhang Yuan's chewing mouth bit his tongue in an instant, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out. Yesterday the dog not only bit his leg, but also tore a small piece of meat and ate it. Although it is a small piece of meat, it is not the size of a small marble. But it's enough for a big living person to stand it, otherwise others wouldn't be still in the hospital now, and they would have gone back to the community to recuperate.

After eating a dog that ate his own meat, Zheng Yuan felt that his life was dark, if he didn't need this fat man to pay for the medical bills, what he wanted to do most now was to put this bowl of dog broth on Fat Chen's round and smiling head.

Zhang Yuan casually took out a few pieces of paper on the table next to the bed, wiped the blood and dog meat on the side of his mouth, and said to Chen Fatzi: "Brother Chen, I'm full and a little sleepy." If you have something to do, go and get busy, don't worry about me, I'm fine. ”

Fat Chen breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and said, "Xiao Zhang, then I won't bother you, you have a good rest." I'll come back to see you tomorrow. ”

After Fat Chen left, Zhang Yuan picked up the mobile phone next to the bed and made a call: "Hey! Lao Cao, help me ask the boss for a week's leave, what? it! Dude gets bitten by a dog! Laugh at your sister, laugh! That's it, bastard! ”

Zhang Yuan is a super otaku who eats and waits for death, and his life tenet: just have enough money. The important thing is to be relaxed, just be happy. Therefore, he found a very easy job, so it was very easy to ask for leave or something, and the boss would not deduct his salary in this unexpected event.

However, the salary can only be said to be enough for food and clothing, and then add 1,000 yuan per month to honor your parents, and finally add rent, so a legendary moonlight house was born. After Zhang Yuan hung up the phone, he picked up the ornament on the phone and looked at it.

He bought it online the other day, and it was a dime-sized piece of dark blue round glass with a traditional character for "龍" engraved on it. It's not expensive, it's only 8 yuan, and it's free shipping, Zhang Yuan likes it very much, so he bought it with a mobile phone case. What Zhang Yuan didn't notice was that the fingers of his right hand, which had just wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, accidentally got some blood, and he also got it when he stroked the word "dragon".

Zhang Yuan saw that the blood accidentally got on the ornament, and quickly wiped it to wipe the blood stains off. But he didn't expect that it was not that he wiped off the bloodstains, but that the bloodstains were absorbed by the piece of glass. Zhang Yuan threw his mobile phone on the table next to the bed again, lay down and fell asleep, it was 1 o'clock at noon, and he had the habit of taking a lunch break.

The mobile phone ornament on the table flashed faintly, but it was broad daylight, and if you didn't look closely, you wouldn't be able to see it at all. Zhang Yuan slept until 3 p.m., and woke up with nothing to do.

So I called the nurse, but unfortunately it was not the legendary cute and charming little nurse, but an aunt in her 40s, who asked if she could be discharged from the hospital, but the nurse said that she had just been vaccinated against rabies and had to stay for another day to observe and observe.

Zhang Yuan secretly scolded the vampire in his heart, but he didn't insist, anyway, it was Chen Fatzi's money that was spent. And it's not a big mistake to be careful, besides, as long as you persist, you can always see a beautiful and cute little nurse in the hospital, so long as you tell her that you want to go to the toilet, Zhang Yuan laughed obscenely when he thought of this, and scared the nurse's aunt and left in a hurry.

Zhang Yuan was very bored lying in bed, so he took out his mobile phone again, ready to read novels, movies and the like to pass the time, but found that the novels on his mobile phone had been finished, and the novels and movies on his mobile phone were downloaded directly from the computer, so as to save traffic.

So he turned on the wireless connection to see if there was a hospital with wifi, but he didn't want to think about how a place like a hospital could have wifi? The results are clear. So I opened the playback software again, but found that there was nothing in it, so I remembered that I had always watched it directly on the computer, and scolded myself, but I could only give up.