70. It's all a farce in the end
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When the dense shadow of the ship suddenly appeared in the harbor, Yi Ahua, who had been looking forward to it, rubbed his eyes in disbelief, until Yuan Yi's figure stepped over the shipboard and stepped on the stone dam of the harbor, Yi Ahua subconsciously turned around and ran towards the door, she forgot the elegance she had always maintained, grabbed the skirt and ran up the entire corridor.
Compared to her slower body now, her heart has flown to Yuan Yi's side.
But there were people who got ahead of her.
Compared with Yiowa who is still running on the second floor, Xuefeng, who is responsible for watering the vegetable gardens that have been "reclaimed by the Admiral", is in a significantly more advantageous position, and when she heard the noisy noise behind her and couldn't help but turn her head, the elephant kettle in her hand for watering had inadvertently fallen to the ground.
Here, the three gradient storyboards profoundly describe the mental journey of Xuefeng at this moment.
The first picture is the moment Xue Feng heard the voice, revealing a slightly dazed expression, similar to "Huh?" Such a reaction.
The second picture can be synchronized with the time when the kettle fell to the ground, which is the moment when Xue Feng found Yuan Yi's figure in the bustling crowd.
In the third picture, Xuefeng's painting style has completely changed, she is holding an orchid finger, and for some reason the character shape has changed to an old-fashioned girl's manga style (pointed chin, oversized eyes, slender characters), and even the original background has become a starry outlet.
"Eur~~~~~ini ~~~~~~~~~ sauce ~~~~~~~~~~~"
"Snow ~~~~~~~~~~~ Wind ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
"Eur~~~~~~~~~~~~ini ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sauce ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
"Snow ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wind ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Oh hehehe.
Babble.
In this background sound effect like the snake spirit in the King Kong gourd baby casting a demon spell to make people panic, the snow wind rushed towards Yuan Yi with his orchid fingers.
"I'm stuffed!" Yuan Yi was not blind, of course he could see such an exaggerated snow wind flying towards him with tears and nose, he hurriedly grabbed Xi Li, who was taken off the boat listlessly on the side, and then used Li Daitao's stiff method.
Rub and rub.
"Ernie sauce, so many are gone, Xuefeng misses you so much (rubbing, tears in his eyes). Look at you, I really want to lose a lot of weight, it must be very hard outside (rubbing, dragging snot). Everybody misses you, hey, Ernie-chan, your boobs are getting a little soft (I scratch it)," Xue Feng raised his head from the posture of the other party's body in shock, and his expression instantly became like Picasso's famous painting: "The Admiral has become a girl!" ”
“Po…… i? ”
"Shut up and don't be stupid." Yuan Yi, who was standing on the sidelines and watching coldly, stretched out his hand and knocked on Xue Feng's head, then glanced back at Bam and his subordinates, who were busy unloading goods at the port, and retracted his gaze: "Xue Feng, what about the other people who are guarding the mansion except you?" ”
Xue Feng heard Yuan Yi's voice coming from her side, and then realized that she had hugged the wrong person, she first quickly let go of the confused Xi Li, and then looked at her suspiciously.
Who the hell is this girl?
"Snow Wind?"
"Ah, that, the words of the others (in the town guard's mansion)."
But Xue Feng couldn't finish the story, because at this time, Yuan Yi had already crossed Xue Feng's shoulders and saw the direction of the gate of the town guard mansion, and there was a girl with trembling shoulders standing there.
That's supposed to be the state of the rage groove MAX.,Are you going to turn on the Musou Harvest mode?
Seeing Yi Ahua with this appearance, even Yuan Yi, who was accustomed to seeing the Shura field, couldn't help but shudder, and the alarm bell sounded in his heart for a while. But he also understood that he couldn't dodge this stab on his head and shrink his head horizontally and vertically, so he hurriedly put on a smiling face: "That, Iowah, you have to listen to me, this is an unfortunate accident......
However, such a voice was not successfully transmitted to the other party, only to see the other party pursed his lips tightly, walking in a hurry, Yuan Yixin said that this is broken, Yi Ahua is really hot like this, and it is right, after all, the fault is that he disappeared without explaining in advance, and now Yi Ahua wants to find himself to settle accounts Yuan Yi can only admit it, and it is estimated that he will be slapped if he doesn't say much, and he will be kicked if he doesn't get it right, and the dignified Admiral can only tense his body, trying to use his contracted muscles to stiffen the other party's upcoming huge output.
Seeing that Iowa is getting closer and closer,, she also came to run, this is the rhythm of blasting herself away?
Yuan Yi's forehead was already swishing with cold sweat, and he wanted to discuss it now, whether he could change to a peaceful way, or postpone his sentence, and not make him embarrassed in front of so many people.
But Yi Ahua did not stop in front of Yuan Yi, but threw himself into Yuan Yi's arms.
The long blonde hair was blown by the sea breeze, stirring up a flying arc, Yi Ahua gently knocked her forehead on Yuan Yi's chest, buried her face deeply, her hands hugged each other tightly, as if she wanted to squeeze all the air in Yuan Yi's lungs, with all her strength. If it weren't for a short and suppressed whimper, Yuan Yi would have thought that this was some new form of torture invented by Iowa.
"Clothes ...... Hwa? Yuan Yi asked tentatively.
But the girl holding herself in front of her did not answer herself, but was afraid that her treasure would suddenly disappear and hugged her tighter and tighter, which made Yuan Yi even more uncomfortable, but in this situation, Yuan Yi could not push the other party away, he could only put his hands that were stopped in the air and didn't know how to place them on Yi Ahua's back, helping her to smooth out, and Wen Yan said: "I'm back, Yi Ahua." ”
If Yuan Yi is a male god, just such a sentence can erase all sins and make the favorability of female characters become MAX again.
Yi Ahua's shoulders trembled as if she had been electrocuted, she slowly raised her head, and looked at Yuan Yi with a blurred gaze, if you look closely, you will find that there are tears in the corners of her eyes that have not been dried.
To such a girl, Yuan Yi blinked his eyes and showed a gentle smile that embraced everything: "Fool, how could I leave you." ”
Yi Ahua seemed to be infected by this smile, she also smiled at Yuan Yi, and when she saw that everyone was happy, Yi Ahua's hand on Yuan Yi's waist twisted it hard, and used ten percent of her strength: "You really dare to say it, obviously in the past three days, I ran out with that wild woman who came inexplicably and fooled around!" ”
"Hmm!" The smile on Yuan Yi's face was forced to turn into a constipated expression: "Listen to me, it was an accident, it was an accident, I felt like my waist was about to be my own." ”
Even if a strong man like Yuan Yi couldn't help but exhale for a while, Yi Ahua didn't just let him go: "Accident, then you can tell me where you have been in the past few days, and remember to come back?" ”
Yuan Yi wanted to say nothing, and then casually said a few perfunctory words, but at this moment, the North Mansion, who was directing a bunch of crew members to move her newly bought books off the ship, heard the voice, walked over, stared at Yuan Yi with those anti-human eyes, and looked at Iowa: "He went with me to pick up the illegitimate daughter." ”
"Bastard?" Not only Iowa, Yuan Yi was also stunned.
Where did this come from...... When he was about to retort, his eyes caught a glimpse of Kitaku putting his hand on the shoulder of Xili next to him.
"Who is this girl?" Yi Ahua finally noticed that Xi Li, who was standing by Yuan Yi and Xuefeng at the moment, was a ship girl she didn't know.
"She is the illegitimate daughter of me and Yuan Yi, Poi sauce, who came to say hello to everyone." Beizhai has no means to compromise, I have to say that using her poker face, which is never expressionless, to lie, is outstanding.
“Poi?”
"She's Ernie Chan's daughter?"
"How is that possible!"
"And who is she? You see, she just answered clearly. Yi Ahua turned his head to stare at Xi Li, took a closer look at Yuan Yi's face, and asked suspiciously, "Are you his daughter?" ”
“Poi。”
"Look, there's nothing to say now, are you?" The north house closed the coffin and said conclusively.
“Poi? Poi? Xi Li turned her head suspiciously, looking at this, looking at that, although she couldn't understand what the people around her were saying, but she instinctively felt the sinister environment and the tense atmosphere here.
"I said, don't talk nonsense, okay, Poi is an answer?" Yuan Yi seemed to think that he should be rescued, "Then I also said that Poi is negative." ”
At this time, Beizhai took out a tape recorder from his pocket.
it!
Yuan Yi couldn't be more familiar with this bridge, his eyes widened in an instant, and he was about to grab it, but he was still dodged by the fast-eyed Beizhai, and accidentally pressed on the plump chest of Beizhai, Beizhai didn't mind, but the two murderous sights on the side made Yuan Yi a little unbearable.
The next second.
Kitaku pressed the play button of the tape recorder.
"I'm really sorry...... Every day Poi, every day, every day, ......every day, every day, every day,
This time, it turned out to be a rap.
Looking at the surroundings pulling his hands, chattering or pinching his own Iowa and Xuefeng, Yuan Yi's blank mind was only left with one last thought.
I'm really sorry for Poi. (A good event for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you!) Follow the ~ point / Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends - add public account - enter qdread can be), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to the qdread WeChat public account! )