Chapter 296: Why Are You So Protruding
"I'll be a beautiful man quietly...... No, Prince. ”
Lin Yu nodded secretly, and decided in his heart not to rob the rich and help the poor, and to follow the dog's legs to cause trouble in the capital, and to be a good baby in the eyes of the emperor.
Hongwen Tianzi was very satisfied with Lin Yu's performance, neither humble nor arrogant, and was not surprised in the face of changes in his life experience.
Although there was a slight coquettish side to the sentence at the beginning, this is his true temperament and can be supported.
And this can fully show that his emperor is a smart man who knows how to advance and retreat.
Hongwen Tianzi took Lin Yu's hand and walked towards Luanjia, and the accompanying ministers of the central government looked at Lin Yu, but also bowed in unison, and said in unison: "Ministers, welcome His Royal Highness the Crown Prince back to Beijing!"
"Ministers, welcome His Royal Highness the Crown Prince back to Beijing......"
The hundred officials of the court shouted in unison, after all, they were also the most outstanding group of people among the monks of Wendao, and their voices were like Hong Zhong Dalu.
Outside the entire East City Gate, there were voices of ministers welcoming the prince back to Beijing.
"Ministers are exempt from courtesy......"
Lin Yu has never been a prince, but he has also seen what the prince of film and television dramas is like, and immediately Corporal Lixian got up, aimed at the old man who was old and looked like an old white face at a glance, and helped him up.
The old white-faced minister is naturally Li Qiming, who is a scholar of the Ministry of Rites and a scholar of the cabinet.
"His Royal Highness Prince Xie......"
A smile like a spring breeze appeared on Li Qiming's face, obviously excited from the bottom of his heart for Lin Yu's action of helping him without helping anyone among the hundred officials.
He felt that he had a tendency to become the patriarch of the Three Dynasties.
"You're welcome, the kid just thinks, it's the same lumbar intervertebral disc, why is the old-timer so protruding?"
Lin Yu waved his hand and smiled, but he was very jealous in his heart, why is he so old and so well maintained......
"Lumbar disc bulging??"
Li Qiming looked at Lin Yu with a confused expression, this rare word has never been heard, could it be a folk dialect?
The harmonious scene between Lin Yu and Li Qiming, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, also attracted the attention of hundreds of officials, and even Hongwen Tianzi also cast a curious gaze.
For Lin Yu, the emperor who has been missing for thirteen years, Hongwen Tianzi is more satisfied, but it would be better if he could understand Lin Yu a little more.
Therefore, there was no urging, so that Lin Yu and Li Qiming, who was eager to cut off his head a hundred times, could learn more.
Look at what this so-called 'lumbar disc protrusion' means, and let the prince go over to support him at a glance.
Ahem!
Lin Yu coughed lightly twice, looked at Li Qiming, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, with a concerned expression, and at the same time touched the position of Li Qiming's lumbar intervertebral disc with his right hand, and said: "Do you feel that you have bent over for a long time, this place is particularly uncomfortable, and I feel that sometimes I can't straighten my waist, and even affects my daily walking, as well as sexual ...... Is it particularly powerless to have sex?"
Burst!
Most of the ministers of the DPRK and the central government who heard these words stifled their laughter, and then burst out laughing uncontrollably.
stared at Li Qiming with an ambiguous face.
"Emperor, don't mess around!"
Hongwen Tianzi was very comfortable in his heart, but there was an expression in his eyes on his face.
Li Qiming's old face was flushed, and his body trembled uncontrollably, how could His Royal Highness the Crown Prince say that kind of thing in public?
But...... For what Lin Yu said, he was shocked.
Lin Yu was right, when he was young, he worked hard, kneeling and studying and practicing day and night, so that he fell into a stubborn illness.
Even if he becomes a powerful monk, the changes in his own bones are still uncontrollable, which leads to a sense of oppression in the places touched by Lin Yu......
Well, bulge!
It is indeed a protruding feeling, even sexual intercourse...... It was really powerless, and the young concubine began to complain about it.
In order to regain the vigor of the ......
Li Qiming didn't care about his face, and bowed to Lin Yu again: "The old minister dares to ask His Royal Highness the Prince, this waist ...... Is there a way to treat a herniated disc?"
Wow!
This time it was the turn of the Manchu ministers to be surprised, and even the Hongwen Heavenly Son had a gleam in his eyes.
Could it be that with just one glance, Lin Yu saw that Li Qiming's physical condition was wrong, and even had sexual ...... I know it all.
Hongwen Tianzi took a deep breath and looked at Lin Yu's gaze, with extremely strong praise and surprise.
"Kid try ......"
Lin Yu touched his chin, and then clenched his fist and struck at Li Qiming's lumbar spine.
"Ah...... Your Highness, tap!"
"The way to deal with the protrusion must be to let it sink down, right?" Lin Yu frowned.
Anyway, he is also a monk of Wendao, so this strength is not enough, right?
However, what Lin Yu didn't know was that the monk of Wendao entered the Tao by reading, and even mastered supernatural powers, but in the final analysis, the body was not impregnable.
Unless it is a scholar who specializes in refining his talents, he can do it, but it is impossible to be really invulnerable.
Only the legendary saint can do it.
Li Qiming grinned in pain, feeling that his body was falling apart, but then he twisted his body and miraculously found that his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer cramping, and he felt that he could go to the west in one breath.
The Son of Heaven Mountain in the west, the Son of Heaven worships his ancestors, as the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, who can lack it, but he can't......
In the past, going to Tianzi Mountain was simply torture for his old bones, but it was ...... His Majesty seems pleased with him.
Now Li Qiming feels that when the prince returns and goes out of the sealing ceremony, he must go to Tianzi Mountain to worship his ancestors and tell the ancestors that they are in the heavens.
When the time comes, he will go to the west in one breath to see who still says that he is old.
"The old minister thanked His Royal Highness the Prince, His Royal Highness was a real master, this stubborn disease, the imperial doctors in the palace were helpless, but His Royal Highness's 'concave and convex' technique made the old minister's body much more comfortable......"
Li Qiming almost knelt down for Lin Yu.
That's ...... A big thing, not only can His Majesty not be sarcastic about him returning to his hometown, but the beautiful concubine will not return every time.
Of course, Lin Yu doesn't know Chinese medicine, but he knows a little bit about massage, who let the old dean in his previous life teach him Neijiaquan, and let him practice massage if he has nothing to do......
"It's right to feel comfortable, but this is a stubborn disease, and it can't be cured at one time, and the kid will have more ...... for the old-timers in the future."
The corners of Lin Yu's mouth showed a slight curvature.
Li Qiming didn't see it, but Hongwen Tianzi saw it really...... He was happier inside......
This old thing that forced him to cut off the brocade guards finally met the evil star, and he was still his emperor.
"Okay, I can't let out my anger, and the emperor came out for me. ”
Hongwen Tianzi muttered in his heart, he was very relieved that he had given birth to an empathetic emperor.
"Yes, the old minister will often enter the palace to meet His Royal Highness the Prince......"
Li Qiming's body trembled with excitement, because of his stubborn body, he was close to His Royal Highness the Prince, wouldn't the identity of the old minister of the Three Dynasties be captured in the future?
(End of chapter)