Chapter 432: The Warden's Suitor
"Please be sure to ...... with me Let's go on a date. The young man in front of him stood in front of Lin Yifan, a head shorter than him, and posed like a little woman.
Lin Yifan, who was expressionless, raised his hand and pressed the young man, and said solemnly in the young man's expectant gaze: "Please allow me to vomit for a while." ”
Suppressing the urge to beat people, Lin Yifan began to understand a little bit what kind of place this was.
The other party just said that he was a male elf, and apparently, he misunderstood.
As for the elves in the other party's mouth, there are mysterious life forms in the neighboring realm that are different from this world.
The reason for its origin and the meaning of its existence are still covered in mystery, and it has great ability in battle, and when the elves appear in this world, they will cause a big explosion and the so-called space quakes, and humans will fear these specific life forms that cause special disasters - elves, as natural enemies.
The individuals of these elves have a variety of appearances, but the common feature is that they all have great combat abilities. It is worth mentioning that they are all young women, and in addition to the spiritual costume that is a clear symbol, they also wear armor on their bodies, which constitute an absolute shield and the strongest spear, and this "miracle of appearance" is also called "angel".
Lin Yifan touched his chin and thought about his appearance.
When Bothasolos disillusioned the dimensional gate, he absorbed a large amount of seawater. And the moment he appeared, a large amount of seawater happened to follow him to this world, and it was regarded as a vision, which is what they call a space earthquake.
Although the gushing sea water only washed away a little infrastructure, it was still regarded as a space earthquake by the other party.
Although he is a man, he intends to appear in this way. Also with two women. You can't blame the other party for treating yourself as an elf.
And Lin Yifan doesn't know much about this world. But it was very impressive, and it was called Dating ...... Oh no, it's Dating Wars.
The young man in front of him should be the male protagonist, and the only purpose of this waste male protagonist is to ...... Let the elf be shy, and use the strongest mouth cannon and the strongest mouth to seal the sister in hand.
"That...... Please go on a date with me! ”
Lin Yifan took a deep breath and turned around, "Do you want me to be shy?" And then you still want to kiss me? ”
The boy was stunned. Covering his abdomen, he also wanted to vomit, gritted his teeth and said, "Big brother, I don't want to either, I look at it from above." I... This is the first time I've done this kind of work, and it's unheard of why I came across a male elf! ”
"And then?" Lin Yifan played with the village rain demon knife in his hand and looked at each other with a playful expression.
"Ahem, be shy, let me kiss it and get the job done. I... I can go back to my normal life. Why...... Why do you have to involve me in this strange thing......"
Before the thin scrap boy high school student finished speaking, Lin Yifan picked up a set of handcuffs. The world is pure.
With a sneer, the corners of Lin Yifan's mouth, who was clenching the handcuffs, curled: "I'm sorry." I never intended to kiss a man. I didn't plan to be shy, it's too disgusting......"
As he spoke, he couldn't even stand the cold.
was actually regarded as a "male elf" from another world, and the other party still wanted to kiss himself and seal his ability.
But it's normal to think about it, the setting of "Dating Wars" can be described as quite strange, which can be regarded as a kind of anti-time-travel.
The people of the other world have traveled to another parallel dimension, which is not much different from the real world, and every time the elves appear, they will bring a catastrophe and destroy a large area.
And the destruction of human settlements is not the original intention of the elves, but when they cross from another dimension, the huge energy generated is unintentionally released, and the power generated is also different, which is also related to the elves' own force.
As soon as some elves appeared, it was a small nuclear bomb-level disaster.
And like Lin Yifan...... The appearance of this pulling wind, with a small tsunami and two girls, is enough to attract the attention of the Japanese government in this world.
However, after directly taking away the actor who was talking muddy, Lin Yifan was much more comfortable.
If it's really okay, a teenager will run out and say that he wants to find a big old man like himself for a date, oh the hell! That's a premature life.
It's better to cut through the mess quickly and bring this young man to prison cleanly, which is a little better.
At this moment, Lin Yifan's mobile phone suddenly vibrate.
"Huh? No signal but received a text message? Wrong...... What a weak signal? ”
Lin Yifan squinted his eyes and took a closer look, only to find that he had an invisible soul lock on his mobile phone, and that weak signal was transmitted back through the soul lock!
Frowning, I realized that it was a voice text message, the kind that had been recorded in advance.
Press answer without hesitation.
"Hello? Hey, test the test, please return a number when you receive it, it's not very good to send back here, I can only send you the message. Repeat again, test test ......"
In the voice, Natalia's voice was heard.
"Bad signal? This seems to be in trouble, and it's quite far from the infinite city. After thinking about it for a while, I still sent a random number to the past.
At this time, Natalia, who was at the other end of the prison, had been sitting in Lin Yifan's office, staring at the mobile phone on the desktop with the head maid.
And next to the two of them is the actor of "Dating Wars" who has just been thrown in by Lin Yifan, Wuhe Shidao.
The boy who was tied up said to himself with a desperate face: "My name is Wuhe Shidao, and something incredible is happening around me, and the story starts here......"
"Shut up!" Natalia slammed the table and told the boy to shut his mouth obediently.
"Sister Beauty, what I said is true. I just wanted to kiss him and make him shy......"
The young man named Wuhe Shidao didn't finish his words, but Natalia and the maid couldn't help laughing.
Make Lin Yifan shy? That picture...... Natalia felt her abdomen twitch at the thought of it.
Natalia held back a smile and tapped the table: "And then?" ”
Seeing that it didn't seem to be life-threatening, Wuhe Shidao wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Then I asked him if he could go on a date with me, and kissed him by the way, and my task was completed." The next second my hand was covered, and then I didn't know anything. ”
"Poof... Hahaha, it's really Lin Yifan's style. Natalia laughed so hard that tears were pouring out.
She was already able to make up for it, Lin Yifan's stinky face at that time, and the mood at that moment.
A young man who has not dried up wants to make an appointment with the warden?
Natalia felt that if she posted this news to Infinite City, it would probably be a big hit.
"The warden also has male suitors, no...... I...... I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt......"
Buzzing!
The vibration of the wooden table lit up Natalia's eyes, who were laughing maniacally. (To be continued......)