Chapter 12: Roast Chicken

Nie Li came out of Shangyi Prison, and after returning to his room, he felt uneasy, so he went straight to the Well of Gods and Demons at the edge of the back of the Heavenly City. When I arrived at the Well of Gods and Demons, I saw a person sitting in the Rotation Pavilion from a distance, and when I got closer, the young man realized that it was the goddess Jiang Shuibi.

"Miss Shuibi, where's that kid Feipeng?" Nie Li asked with a smile.

Shui Bi blinked her eyes wide, and quickly remembered the person in front of her, she had seen Feipeng once the day before yesterday, "Brother Feipeng was called away by the queen of heaven!" ”

"What?" Nie Li was startled, and was about to ask again, but Feipeng's voice came from behind him.

"Nie Li, I'm back!"

Nie Li looked back and felt relieved, "The queen of heaven didn't embarrass you, right?" ”

"Hehe, how could Nie Li ask like this, why does the queen of heaven want to embarrass me?" "She just asked me a few questions!" ”

"It's something to ask me about!" Nie Li said lightly.

"Hehe, you're smart, the queen of heaven did ask you some things, and let me tell you about your affairs in the nether world!" Fei Peng smiled bitterly and said, "You know I'm not very good at telling stories, but I'm embarrassed!" ”

"That's it!" Nie Li breathed a sigh of relief, and when he thought about it, his face was cold.

The queen of heaven was humiliated by herself, and it was impossible to give up. Although it is only a suspicion at the moment, it will happen one day. It seems that he may have to stay away from Fei Peng and Xi Yao, so as to save the two of them in the future.

The young man was thinking about things, but Feipeng was happy. He had already learned from the mouth of the Queen of Heaven that Nie Li served as the Yi Di of the Imperial Wine Supervisor. This is a chief officer, and he doesn't have to fight with demons, so his job is easy. In the future, when he can't go to Xi Yao's place, Nie Li can also go to talk to Xi Yao's sister instead of himself.

It's just that his Nie Li brother is bold and reckless, but some things have to be told to save him from getting into trouble. Thinking of this, Fei Peng pulled Nie Li aside and whispered, "I know you drink, but now that you are the imperial wine supervisor Yi Di, you must not ......."

"Are the guards stealing themselves?" Nie Li took out a bottle of Qiong Jelly Jade Liquid from his arms expressionlessly, "You said it's late!" ”

"Huh?! You...... You! Fei Peng's mouth opened wide and didn't close for a long time, "You're too fast, aren't you...... Quick, hurry up and put it back before others find out! ”

"You can rest assured, the wine produced by the Imperial Liquor is greater than the total amount of Imperial Liquor, and Yidi can determine the origin of a part of the liquor! Not to mention taking one bottle, even if you drink ten bottles, it's fine! Nie Li sighed, although the elixir jade liquid was not within the scope of Yi Di's self-determination, however, this brother of his was too honest, and he could only use this reason to deceive him first.

As for the guards stealing or something, compared to what the young man did to the queen, it was a piece of cake at all. However, there is no need to tell Fei Peng about this, so as not to scare him to death.

"Oh, that's it!" Fei Peng was stunned for a moment, hesitated to take the wine bottle, took off the cork and smelled it, he was overjoyed, "It's the elixir and jade liquid, it smells so good!" ”

"Let's go, you should still have some roast bee meat there, our brother go have a drink or two!" Nie Li laughed, leaving all the troubles behind him for the time being.

"That...... Wait, the man is expected to come tonight, and we'll wait for him to drink together! Fei Peng touched his chin, as if remembering something.

"But the Demon Venerable...... Heavy building? Nie Li's eyes narrowed slightly.

"Brother Nie Li, you are really alert!" Fei Peng glanced at him in admiration.

"Hehe, that's the case, there are still some hours, I'll go find Shang Xijian's pan to get some dishes, just one roasted bee meat is not enough to entertain the Demon Venerable!" Nie Li said with a smile.

Leaving the well of gods and demons, the young man came to Shang Jian without stopping. The Imperial Dining Room of the Heavenly Court occupies a large area, but most of the area is used for cultivating ingredients. Although the immortals of the heavenly court can survive only by relying on aura, their appetite is very light, but they are not completely ignorant of the fireworks in the world, and they will still eat some light dishes.

Nie Li walked into Shang Xijian and found that there were not many people inside, and the big fat man Pan Gu was sitting on the steps and sighed.

"Brother Pang, what's wrong?" Nie Li asked curiously.

"Brother Nie Li, I'm afraid that Pan Gu will soon be escorted to the Immortal Stage, and you and I will be separated forever by Yin and Yang!" When the big fat man saw Nie Li, he immediately burst into tears, and said with a sad face.

"Oh, what's wrong with you?" Nie Li raised his eyebrows.

"Come with me!" Pan Gu took Nie Li to turn left and right, and came to a vegetable patch.

I saw a mess in the vegetable field, the fairy vegetables that were originally planted well, but now they are all lacking branches and leaves, and some even the cabbage sum seems to be eaten by insects, faintly revealing many holes.

"Heavenly Court also has insect infestations?" Nie Li looked at the vegetable patch dumbfounded.

"It's not a pest, it's a bird pest. In the past few days, a phoenix raised by the queen of heaven has always come here to steal vegetables, although I have been hiding from everyone, but if it is eaten for a few days, I am afraid I will not be able to hide it! Pan said with tears in his eyes.

"Haha, my brother is old, what kind of horse urine does he flow! I thought it would be better if you drove it away, or let the queen of heaven cure this flat-haired beast! Nie Li shook his head and smiled bitterly, "If it doesn't work again, just ask a few people to guard here!" ”

"Brother Nie Li, you don't know! That phoenix is very cunning, it flies high, it can see far, every time it comes, it is to see when there is no one in Shangxi, it can be prevented for a while, but it can't be prevented for a lifetime! And the average person is still ...... Can't beat it yet! Pan Gu said confidently.

"You can't even beat a flat-haired brute!" Nie Li's eyes widened, looking at the big fat man God of Food.

"It's easy to say, the phoenix is born with the power of heavenly fire, and when you touch it, it breathes fire all over your body! Hey, look at the sky, it's here again, it's really annoying...... I'm fighting with it! Pan Gu casually picked up a nail rake on the edge of the vegetable patch. This nail rake is black, and the front has been half melted by the fire, and it seems that the big fat man is not lying.

"Brother Pang, wait first! You just said that this phoenix is sneaky every time it comes, and no one else knows about it here except you, right? Nie Li spoke slowly.

"Not bad! Brother Nie Li, can you help me get rid of it? Pan was stunned.

"Hey, hey! Brother Pang, you and I fell in love, and my brother made this breath for you! Nie Li laughed and hid his figure.

The phoenix in the sky has a snake head and a snake neck, a turtle's back and a fish tail, the tail feather is colorful, the whole body is red, and the phoenix crown on the head is small, this is a young phoenix. When this young phoenix is growing its body, its intelligence is extremely high. A few days ago, I found an open-air vegetable patch in Shang Yijian, and he came to visit it from time to time. When it found that the big fat man below had nothing to do with it, it was immediately arrogant and even more arrogant.

After coming over today, he found that there were two people underneath, so he hesitated and did not go down to the ground for the time being. However, the other man seemed to disappear quickly, and only the fat man remained. Suddenly, a sneer flashed in Feng's eyes, and he quickly landed, without glancing at the fat man, and pecked at the fairy vegetables by himself.

Just as the phoenix was eating happily, a big hand suddenly stretched out in the void and grabbed the phoenix's slender snake neck. The young phoenix was startled, and in an instant, the whole body burst into flames, burning the big hand, but a faint sneer came from behind him.

"Flat-haired beast, you are afraid of anything from Lao Tzu, but you are not afraid of fire!"

Seeing Nie Li walking with the fainting phoenix step by step, Pan Gu was overjoyed, rubbed his hands vigorously, and stepped forward, "Brother Nie Li is really a strange person, he is not even afraid of the phoenix's heavenly fire." It's okay now, it's okay now, and I'll hand it over to the queen of heaven to deal with it ruthlessly. ”

"Hehe, it's easy to hand it over to the queen of heaven to deal with, but aren't you afraid that it will hold a grudge and wait for an opportunity to retaliate? If it comes back next time, it won't be stealing vegetables, it may burn your vegetable patch with a fire! Nie Li shook his head lightly, "There is only a thousand days to be a thief, how can there be a reason to prevent thieves for a thousand days." ”

"That'...... What should I do, brother? Pan Gu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly cried again.

"Hehe, Brother Pan Gu is so good at cooking, he will make roast chicken!" Nie Li squeezed his eyes at the big fat man's god of food, pinched the phoenix's chicken head with his right hand and twisted it hard, and with a click, the phoenix was "nirvana" in a fainting.

"You...... You! This is the pet that the queen of heaven regards as her life......" Pan Gu's fingers trembled twice, his mung bean eyes widened, and he looked at the dead phoenix. After Feipeng, another person in the Heavenly Court saw the audacity and unscrupulousness of the iron-masked young man in front of him.

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"He's the Nie Li you said!" When the young man returned to the Well of Gods and Demons, he found that there was already a mighty young man with a face like a crown of jade, red hair, horns on his head, and a pair of black wings on his back.

"Hehe, yes, he's Nie Li!" There was a hint of warmth in Fei Peng's eyes.

"Feipeng, I'm back, and I've brought some food and drink!" Nie Li grinned and took out a large vegetable bag and two bottles of imperial wine from his arms.

"You...... You've got wine again! Fei Peng shook his head with a smile, "Even if you are Yidi, you can't do it all the time!" ”

"Hehe, how can a bottle of Qiong Jelly Jade Liquid be enough for three people to drink!" Nie Li shrugged his shoulders indifferently, then turned his head to look at another powerful young man, "You are the Demon Respect Building?" I hope you're not as noisy as Feipeng, but dare to drink the immortal wine I brought? ”

"Hmph, why don't you dare, I'm afraid that you won't be able to poison you!" Chonglou glanced at Nie Li with contempt, raised the wine glass in front of him and drank it all.

"Okay, refreshing!" Nie Li was overjoyed, turned his head and patted Feipeng's shoulder again, "I like this birdman you brought!" ”

"You...... This seat is a demon, not a birdman! Chonglou's face sank, and he forcibly endured the curse that came to his mouth.

"Hehe, it doesn't make a difference in my opinion, come and try this, Great Demon Venerable!" Nie Lihun opened the big vegetable bag he brought without care.

"Fart, how can there be no difference! Hey, that's ...... What the? It seems to be ......" Chonglou finally couldn't help but curse lightly, but was quickly attracted by the contents of the vegetable bag.

"This, this, this is ......" Fei Peng next to him suddenly wiped his eyes and looked at the contents of the vegetable bag in disbelief.

"Oh, I went to Shang Jian just now, and I beat a phoenix, let's try it!" Nie Li waved his hand, tore off a phoenix wing, chewed it, and said the trouble encountered by Pan Gu while eating, "Anyway, I also need to eat wine, so by the way, let him bring it to make a roast chicken!" Eat it, it's not delicious when it's cold! ”

"Haha, Feipeng, you're right, this kid is really interesting! As a priest, he is more like a demon than me! Chonglou was stunned, laughed and said, and tore off a phoenix leg and gnawed it up.

"I don't care!" Fei Peng was stunned for a long time, screamed strangely, and ate and drank like a self-abandonment.