"Click!"

With a crisp sound, the phone of the young female saleswoman who was in the spirit of the sun slipped onto the plexiglass counter.

"Ahh My phone! ”

Seeing that the rabbit ear on the phone was broken, the saleswoman screamed in distress.

But what is even more regrettable is that the shortcomings of this cute phone, which she highly recommends and is very popular among young girls, have been completely exposed to customers.

Specially made the "ears" of the mobile phone so brittle, it is definitely a conspiracy of the manufacturer of mobile phones and decorative materials, and it is absolutely impossible for those girls to continue to use the function without problems, but the mobile phone with broken ears has to be replaced, at least the shell must be changed and decorated again - this is just as long as you listen to the broken thoughts of the female saleswoman.

"Uh......h It's so expensive to change the shell, and you have to redecorate it...... I was going to use it for another half a year to get a new phone...... qaq”

The saleswoman's eyes were filled with tears, and she looked at Chu Xuan with some trepidation, if Kaizi, a ** female middle school student, refused to pay the money, then she would really lose her wife and lose her soldiers.

Chu Xuan turned his head expressionlessly, and asked his cohabitant in a calm tone:

"Liz, don't you think it's funny?"

"Interesting? What the? ”

Ayanami Rei also turned her head to look at Chu Xuan, and asked expressionlessly.

"She."

Chu Xuan turned his gaze to the saleswoman who looked like a poor puppy waiting for a kind person to adopt, and said unceremoniously.

“……”

The blue-haired girl carefully observed the saleswoman for more than ten seconds with her red eyes, which had no brilliance, before she faintly spit out a word:

"Probably."

"Then at times like these, you should make a laughing face."

Chu Xuan pushed down his reflective glasses expressionlessly, and began to teach his cohabitants very responsibly, but Ayanami Li immediately asked again:

"Laugh? What is that? ”

From her "birth" to the present, she has been educated only to acquire the skills she needs to complete her "mission", but this does not include "laughter" - even the vague concept of "funny" is nothing more than hearsay in her conversations with Dr. Akagi.

She didn't know what "funny" was, or what "laughter" was.

"Laugh...... That's what makes such an expression. ”

Chu Xuan stretched out his hands to the expressionless girl, and used his fingertips to gently pull the corners of her immobile mouth up a little diagonally.

"Smack!"

Chu Xuan, who put down his hand, took a picture of Ayanami Li with his smartphone, and then handed it to her.

"That's laughter?"

The girl looked at the self on the mobile phone screen who had made the expression that she had seen on many people's faces, kept the corners of her mouth upturned, and asked Chu Xuan in a calm tone.

Although she definitely didn't "smile and talk" out of her own will, it also made people feel that her whole person was a little warmer.

――Even if it's a man-made fake, if you can behave like a person, then one day it will really become a **, right?

"This is 'laughter,' and when humans feel happy, they make expressions like that.

'Fun' is an important factor in making people happy, but there are also many factors that can make people happy, such as comfort, contentment, excitement, and happiness. ”

Chu Xuan explained to Ayanami Rei in detail.

"Then why don't you laugh?"

The non-smiling girl looked away from her own face with a strange expression on the phone screen, and asked an unusually sharp question to the man who had also shown such a strange expression.

But in any case, it's also much better than just saying "yes" or "no", taking the initiative to speak and ask questions is a good thing, and communication is the first step in building relationships between people.

"Probably...... It's because it's not interesting enough. ”

Chu Xuan was silent for a few seconds, and then replied in a rare uncertain tone.

If it was someone else, he might not be able to understand what Chu Xuan wanted to express, but Ayanami Rei, who had the same feelings, could easily understand his words.

"I remembered that this is 'laughter,' and I'll practice it from time to time."

The expressionless girl raised her hands and pushed the corners of her mouth diagonally upwards with her two index fingers, although it was only a clumsy imitation of humans, but it also showed a bit of unpretentious cuteness.

"You don't have to laugh deliberately, you will laugh when you want to."

Chu Xuan, who had never laughed, said to Rei Ayanami like a "smiler", and he didn't know if his guidance would work.

"Yes."

The girl agreed noncommittally, and immediately lowered her hands, and her face immediately became calm again, but in the depths of her pupils, there seemed to be a slight fluctuation.

"That...... Guest, do you still want to buy a mobile phone? ”

Of course, the saleswoman who was watching this senior officer and the female middle school student who was ** by him also heard the strange conversation between the two of them, and this very ordinary young girl suddenly felt chills, as if the two inhuman monsters standing in front of her were actually two inhuman monsters, but the salesman's duties made her have to ask this strange dog man and woman again.

"Leigh, what animal do you like?"

Chu Xuan asked about the cohabitant's hobbies in a tone that was not at all like a couple, and the blue-haired girl lowered her eyes, and her red eyes, which did not have much brilliance, stared blankly at the ground, as if she was thinking about the answer to the question very seriously...... Although she doesn't particularly know what exactly "like" is.

"Cats, white rabbits."

After a few minutes, Rei Ayanami finally found two somewhat peculiar animals from her knowledge base.

Although she didn't know if she liked these two animals, she was more or less concerned.

Because in her past "life", the pair of black and white ceramic cats that she saw most often were on Dr. Akagi's desk, and she cared about the white rabbit probably because the animal had eyes of the same color as her—especially the white rabbit that was kept as an experimental subject.

"What about your favorite color?"

Chu Xuan asked as if it was routine, and this time Ayanami Li replied without hesitation:

"Nothing special."

So, Chu Xuan didn't ask Ayanami Rei again's opinion, and directly commanded the young female saleswoman who showed a timid look on her face:

"I bought a yellow cat-eared mobile phone and a white rabbit-eared mobile phone, and I also took out a set of artificial diamonds for decoration.

The number is arbitrary, and it will be done for me. ”

"Ah, yes, please wait a moment."

Chu Xuan's local tyrant style made the female saleswoman who had just suffered a financial loss very happy, and she even stopped feeling scared immediately, because this mobile phone, which is very popular with young girls, is also very popular with salespeople, and the achievement of one mobile phone is enough to make up for her loss today, and she still earns two of them.

"What does your girlfriend want to decorate her phone with?" Or do you prefer to get your hands dirty? ”

The saleswoman who returned to the counter with two brand-new mobile phones, a set of decoration materials, and all the tools needed to decorate the mobile phone rolled up her sleeves, intending to put her craft to a good performance, which could be regarded as a thank you to this rather young senior officer for buying two mobile phones at once.

"I'll do it."

Chu Xuan didn't bother the saleswoman, he couldn't help but take the tools and materials from the other party's hands, and then instantly turned into a thousand-armed Guanyin, and glued the artificial diamonds to the shell of the mobile phone with a stunned speed and accuracy.

Although he didn't stick the entire phone case with artificial diamonds like the saleswoman, even so, the two phones that were decorated in less than a minute can be called superb.

"Ah, it's the tiger cat and the white rabbit! It's so cute! ”

After watching Chu Xuan show off her hand speed, the saleswoman paid attention to the two mobile phones, but at a glance, her two eyes immediately turned into pink hearts, covering her cheeks and screaming in surprise.

Chu Xuan's craftsmanship is not covered, he only used a few decorations to perfectly turn the two mobile phones into the smiling faces of cats and rabbits - no girl in this world can resist the cute smiling faces. (To be continued.) )