"The death of a man is either heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than the feather......"

"What, then, is my death?"

Is it as stinky as a lump of "Xiang"? ”

This was the last thought in Zhang's mind before he wanted to close his eyes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

To be honest, he died really, really, really, really, really......

Fifteen minutes ago, he was still living the routine of an ordinary wage dog, squeezing the subway to work, as usual. Fifteen minutes later, he lay on the ground, lying directly in front of a pair of sexy high heels, dead like "Xiang".

Well, well, we're going to start from the beginning.

Zhang Xiang is twenty-four years old today, less than a year after graduating, I don't know whether to say lucky or unlucky, he found a job not long after graduation. Fortunately, in China, there are many graduates who graduate like him and are unemployed, just like lice on the old cow, and there are very few people who can find a job in time as they wish. But the reason why Zhang Xiang is unfortunate is because he completely woke up to the fact that he could not be a lucky person who could be on the cover of "Fortune" magazine like Niu Yun and Niu Huateng in less than half a year after taking office.

Zhang Xiang is not a person who will confuse dreams, intentions, and reality, he does not have the courage to quit his job with no future, and let his clown-like boss trick him all day long, not because his family has to rely on his salary to support such an old-fashioned plot, although Zhang Xiang's hometown is in the countryside, but because of the cultivation of special medicinal materials with aphrodisiac effects, the family income is still very good.

Zhang Xiang also has two older brothers and one sister, both of whom accompany their parents in their hometown and make a living by cultivating aphrodisiac herbs. The task of supporting the elderly is not his turn for the time being, so Zhang Xiang can live a leisurely life without burden, and the whole family is not hungry.

There is only one reason to stop Zhang from resigning, and he is actually a conservative person, who can be content with the status quo, and even a little timid, since there is no hope of being on the Forbes magazine's rich list in this life, it is actually very good to be an ordinary citizen honestly.

Zhang Xiang thinks that he is not lazy or stupid, and his appearance and figure are reasonable, as long as he lowers his standards, then the minimum living standard of "peasant women, mountain springs, and a little field" can always be achieved, and the only headache is housing, the housing prices in this dirty and evil city are really high, even if he doesn't eat or drink, and works hard like a donkey every day, it will take at least one hundred and twenty-five years to be able to afford a second-hand house with a bad location, small and the same as a dog kennel. Maybe after having a girlfriend, you can ask your relatives in your hometown for help, borrow some money to pay the down payment on the mortgage, and if it doesn't work, you can simply go back to your hometown to plant aphrodisiac herbs, anyway, Zhang Xiang can't starve to death.

This morning, Zhang Xiang continued to live the same ordinary routine as yesterday and the day before yesterday, getting up at half past six in the morning, walking out of the house after washing, buying an egg pancake worth 8.5 yuan on the side of the road, boarding the subway while eating, and then, it was a hellish squeeze for an hour.

This is also the second thing that Zhang Xiang has the most headache after facing the clown boss, in addition to the city's housing prices like a horror movie, the subway is also similar to the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty. You have to endure a variety of tortures such as crowding, stuffiness, suffocation, and sometimes body odor.

No, no, no...... I know what you're thinking. That's right, by chance, there will be some slim, perfumed white-collar beauties into this sardine can, and squeeze around with this group of foot pickers, but this is not the eleventh district island country that can be called a "********" paradise, this is a country with a sound legal system, as well as a strong public opinion monitoring system, once a beautiful woman shouts on the subway tram "Someone is playing hooligan!" Then with her as the center, all men within a radius of three meters will be "been" into "perverts", and those with conclusive evidence will be invited to tea by the police uncle, and the final result is needless to say, in short, this life is ruined. Even those "pervert suspects" will also become the heroes of the unit in just a few days, the focus of attention. There is no way, who told that the magical system called "gossip and rumors", which has been called the world's strongest intelligence diffusion in China, has been operating for a long time.

Therefore, on the public transportation vehicles in China, the more beautiful and sexy the beauties, the more they are like a flood beast, and everyone avoids them. Even if you have to huddle together, you have to try to make a sad face, and then raise your hands high to show your innocence.

Today, Zhang Xiang had such a "happy distress", a blonde beauty broke into the subway car where Zhang Xiang was during the morning rush hour.

This is a very chic beauty, her appearance is exquisite, but it is impossible to tell at a glance whether she is Asian or European. She's like a half-breed, bringing together the best of both races. Because she was so conspicuous, the woman became the hardest hit of the men in the carriage, and all the male creatures were secretly watching her with greedy but hidden eyes, and then as far away as possible from her as if they were hiding from a cactus.

Zhang Xiang is also one of them.

The woman stood in the corner of the carriage as if no one was around, headphones on her head, listening to music with her eyes half-closed, as if she had no interest in everything around her.

The train sped past one station after another, and more and more people got off the train, but Zhang Xiang and the blonde beauty both stayed in the carriage. However, at this time, the carriage was no longer crowded, and Zhang Xiang, who was sitting on the seat, was several meters away from the blonde beauty woman who was standing, and it was already a safe distance here, and he could easily enjoy the elegant fragrance wafting from the woman's body......

Originally, this was how it should be......

At this moment, a large number of elderly people suddenly came up on the car, perhaps to catch the morning market for shopping, or the group of elderly people who planned to travel collectively occupied half of the carriage in an instant.

Zhang Xiang sighed silently, stood up and gave up his seat. Although he can pretend to close his eyes and pretend to sleep like the young man next to him, Zhang Xiang can't do it, his favorite grandfather when he was a child, the old dragon clock, and the appearance of life that is difficult to take care of himself left a deep impression on Zhang Xiang, he knows how inconvenient it is for the elderly to go out for activities. Not for the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, but just for sympathy.

At the moment when Zhang wanted to get up, a vigorous aunt behind her snatched it up quickly, her fat and bloated body passed through several people in a row with indescribable agile movements, and while Zhang Xiang stomped hard on the instep, she squeezed the old man who Zhang Xiang originally planned to give up her seat, and then sat down.

Zhang Xiang had just stood up, and before his body could stand firmly, he felt a piercing pain on his instep, which was a heart-wrenching blow caused by nearly eighty kilograms of fat concentrated on a thin heel. The young man suddenly screamed, hugged his feet and jumped up, so that he could not die, at this time the train suddenly slowed down, Zhang Xiang threw himself forward uncontrollably, and then ...... This is how the greatest tragedy in history has happened.

When Zhang Xiang's hands fell forward, he instinctively wanted to grab something, but he didn't grab it, but he grabbed the slender waist of the blonde in front of him, grabbed the waist of her denim skirt, and then ...... He pulled her skirt and the panties she was wearing directly to the woman's ankles.

******

Zhan croaked on the ground, Zhang Xiang, who had fallen to the ground, raised his head with difficulty, and then he saw a golden forest......

Zhang Xiang is still a genuine yellow flower young man, he never dreamed that the first time he saw the source of life of the opposite sex in his life would be on such an occasion.

The entire carriage was silent, and everyone had their mouths wide open, their eyes pointing to one place at the same time.

When the initial intoxication and shock passed, Zhang Xiang knew that he was in trouble. He lay on the ground, slowly raised his head, and with great difficulty looked away from the enchanting garden, and then he saw a pair of charming eyes that were not emotionally moving.

The blonde beauty lowered her head and stared at the bastard at her feet with an expressionless face, she took off the headphones on her head, bent down and calmly lifted her panties and short skirt, and then continued to look coldly at the young man at her feet.

"Excellent! Very good! She didn't seem to be very angry. Maybe...... Maybe everyone can help me testify that it was just an unfortunate accident! A glimmer of hope rose in Zhang Xiang's heart, and his eyes were fixed on the old man he was about to give up his seat and the nimble bastard aunt, hoping that they could help him say a few words, or help him explain that it was really just an unfortunate accident. He's not the kind of super ******** who dares to do it.

However, Zhang Xiang only saw the old man turn around, pretending not to see what was happening here, as for the culprit who caused all this misfortune, the bastard aunt, there was a gloating expression on her face, and she actually took out a large handful of melon seeds from a colorful and popular leather bag, and knocked it up with great interest, is this the rhythm of watching the big show? Didn't she know that melon seeds were not allowed to be eaten on the subway?

forcibly suppressed the complaints and vicious swear words in his heart, Zhang wanted to prepare to save himself, and he could only save himself, but the next moment he knew that he might be thinking too much, where would he have any life, obviously from the beginning he was destined to have only a dead end.

The woman's face was flat, but the more she was like this, the more she could feel a shocking anger burning in the air, after all, she was stripped of her pants in public, especially an iceberg-type beauty like her, thinking that this would become a nightmare stain that she could not forget for the rest of her life.

But!

That's the key, but! But no matter how angry you are, there's no need to take such a big guy and prepare to stab me!

Zhang Xiang complained frantically in his heart, anyway, he couldn't do anything else except complain, because he didn't know when he found that he couldn't move at all except for his eyeballs. Not only himself, but also the other passengers in the carriage are frozen in 3D movies, and the whole world is completely frozen except for the woman with the big dick.

Out of nowhere, the blonde woman took out a handful of metal utensils that were thin in the middle and thick at both ends, and as long as a drying pole, and held them high in her hand. Not to mention that all the fabrics on this body can only make a big beauty with a women's backpack where she hid such a metal big guy on her body before, and the appearance of this metal object alone has a lot to complain about.

It was all blue, with a short grip in the middle, one end resembling a large pair of scissors without a handle, and the other end was a two-pronged fork that at first glance looked like a controlled instrument.

If Zhang Xiang had secretly read the Hong Kong Man Divine Soldier hidden under the textbook when he was in middle school and had not returned it to Master Huang, it would obviously be a fantasy divine weapon called "Shocking Evil".

"This woman, she can't be cosplay, right? ...... her age? Forget it, it's none of my business. But the degree of completion of this prop is too high, not to mention the metallic texture, just how is the current wound on it made, this is not a live movie, right, but the kind of movie special effects of a piece of five can not be produced until the later stage of the movie? Wait a minute...... Current? Current!!! ”

The horror in the woman's hand was suddenly wrapped around several flickering blue arcs, the terrible crackling sound, and the stench of the air being ionized.

"Bastard, turn the old lady into a big lump of coke, and use your most miserable posture to calm the old lady's anger!"

"Wait! Mother! No! Wait a minute! This beauty, me! I! Please let me defend myself......"

Although Zhang Xiang was finally able to speak at the last moment, it was already too late, the old lady, oh, no, it was the big beauty who called herself the old lady in fluent Chinese who didn't intend to listen to Zhang Xiang's explanation at all, and the next moment the shock had already inserted into Zhang Xiang's back. There was no time to feel the pain of the flesh and bones of his internal organs being torn apart by sharp weapons, because the more terrifying electricity had already destroyed Zhang Xiang's nervous system one step earlier, and he could clearly feel his internal organs being burned and his blood evaporated.

Zhang Xiang's flesh began to become transparent, and he could see through the flesh and see the red, iron-like bones glowing a dark red. Zhang Xiang could even smell the smell of barbecue emanating from his body.

"Am I going to die?"

At the last moment of his life, Zhang Xiang did not have all kinds of touching thoughts in his heart like in the novel, he only felt a kind of absurdity, an extreme unreality, as if he was in a dream. What is even more unreal, however, is that it seems to be a hallucination, and a speaking voice suddenly appears in his consciousness......

“player45...... Codename 'Lightning Queen'...... There is a serious violation...... ...... for ordinary residents of the Reality Plane Openly...... ...... detected Fatal Injury...... Now begin the remediation process...... Eyewitness amnestics...... Accident Simulation Program Turned On...... Victim body repair...... Failed to fix...... The reincarnation process is automatically activated...... In view of the special circumstances of the victims...... Deduct 5,000 lives from the codename 'Lightning Queen'...... For victim compensation...... Compensation Failure...... Error self-test program turned on...... The victim's soul is not strong enough...... Replace the compensation method...... Automatic Coordinator On...... Search for the most appropriate reincarnation receptors...... The reincarnation process is officially launched......"

"What are you kidding......"

In a daze, Zhang Xiang finally lost consciousness.

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"No~~~ I don't want to die~~~!"

With a loud roar, Zhang Xiang sat up from the bed suddenly.

He gasped, his heart was pounding wildly, and the scene he saw in front of him was a little blurry, no, not only his eyes, Zhang Xiang felt that something was not quite right in his whole body, and he always felt awkward everywhere.

"Marx, what's wrong with you old bastard?"

The door was pushed open from the outside, and a round black aunt rushed in, wearing a tight nurse's uniform, white stockings on her legs, and a fierce expression on her face. All in all, it's unforgettable.

"Do you want me to emphasize to you again the rules of our love for the Summers nursing home, Chapter 5, Article 12, no loud noises are allowed in the room! Of course, nowhere can it be! ”

Zhang Xiang stared blankly at the black aunt in front of him, his head was a mess, and after a while he thought of a crucial question, not why such a vivid crooked nut appeared in front of him, but the black aunt's mouth was speaking authentic American English. It's not surprising that a black man can speak American English, and Zhang wonders why he can understand every word the aunt says, as if he understood Mandarin, his native language, which he has been speaking for more than two decades. If Zhang Xiang is not mistaken, his Chinese English with a strong local accent has almost all been returned to his teacher. Then Zhang Xiang further realized that the shout he made when he woke up from the nightmare turned out to be an authentic and pure foreign language, and he spoke foreign language as naturally as if he were speaking his native Chinese.

"This? Where is this? Who are you? I, why would I, ......" Sure enough, when he tried to speak, the first half of what Zhang Xiang said was really in English, and when he said the second half of the sentence, after Zhang Xiang deliberately tried, what he said was Chinese.

After hearing Zhang Xiang's words, the black nurse aunt was stunned for a moment, then smiled coldly, took out a small notebook from behind her, and then wrote on the small notebook while talking to herself: "Max Eisenhart, seventy-five years old, was admitted to the Esmers Nursing Home in May this year, has no relatives, and all the payments are paid in one lump sum. The results of the physical examination were basically normal, and there was no history of mental illness, and he ...... today What time is it today? Forget it, I'll remember the date later, in short, today finally appeared in old age forgetfulness, and the condition ...... Well, it's serious...... Confusion ......" (To be continued.) )