The next morning, Zhang Yuan woke up with a little sore head, and last night under the construction of You's doing, so everyone went to his villa to celebrate, and called the King of Huangmei over. Now it is obvious that he has drunk the pieces, he only remembers that under the strong request of Zhu Bajie, Lu Xiaoqian changed the roast suckling pig that he originally decided to order to roast the whole beef, and then everyone pushed the cup and drank the wine, and then he didn't know anything.

Zhang Yuan looked at the crystal chandelier on the ceiling, it seemed that this should be the guest room of the villa. Zhang Yuan moved his feet, he felt that his current sleeping position was a little wrong, and his right foot seemed to be a little higher than his left foot. At this moment, a female voice came from next to him: "Brother Zhang Yuan, are you awake?" ”

Zhang Yuan's feet stiffened when he heard this, he slowly turned his head to the right, and asked a little stammering: "Stupid... Foolish... Girl, why are you lying next to me. "After Zhang Yuan got the silly girl, he converted the silly girl into mobile phone mode every time he went to sleep, otherwise there was a person standing next to him when he went to bed at night, although it was a beautiful girl, but it was also a little scary.

I saw that the silly girl on his right side was lying on the bed looking at him, smiled sweetly at him and said, "It was Brother Zhang Yuan who asked me to sleep next to you, but the silly girl has no sleep function and can't fall asleep." ”

Zhang Yuan suddenly felt very sad when he heard this, he couldn't sleep, he couldn't dream, and he couldn't even rest. I don't know how the silly girl in the original book spends her time after getting human emotion, maybe the silly girl shouldn't have human emotion at all, and the silly girl will even have a worse life after having emotion. He began to understand why Lu Xiaoqian didn't want the silly girl to have emotions in the first place.

Zhang Yuan looked at the silly girl lying on the bed still wearing a red leather coat and smiling sweetly at him. Suddenly stood up, maybe this expression was just a program setting, an inexplicable heartache appeared on him, he didn't dare to look at the stupid girl's eyes, and asked in a low voice: "Silly girl, do you have human emotions now?" ”

The silly girl blinked her eyes a little confused, but this expression was not seen by Zhang Yuan. Zhang Yuan didn't dare to look at the stupid girl's face, because he was afraid that the stupid girl would still use that expression to say no. But the stupid girl still said it: "Brother Zhang Yuan, the stupid girl doesn't have an emotional system in her body. ”

Zhang Yuan already knew this answer, maybe only with Lu Xiaoqian would she have human emotions. Zhang Yuan turned his head to look at the silly girl's smiling face with small dimples, and said firmly: "Silly girl, don't worry." I'll find a way to make you have human emotions and help you create a body! ”

The silly girl said a little strangely: "Brother Zhang Yuan, the silly girl already has a body." ”

Zhang Yuan shook his head and said, "This is different, your body structure is different from that of humans. ”

Zhang Yuan didn't argue with the stupid girl anymore and turned her into mobile phone mode because he was about to get up and change his clothes. Stripping naked and walking to the bathroom, he was going to take a shower and go to get rid of the alcohol. As everyone knows, although the silly girl is in mobile phone mode, she can still sense the situation of the outside world, and the green number circle next to the red villain on the crystal doll is turning rapidly.

After Zhang Yuan finished washing, he walked out of the room with the stupid girl, but everyone had already woken up. Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and King Huangmei actually watched the CCTV version of "Journey to the West" in the hall, and Sun Wukong couldn't stop laughing: "Hehe, interesting!" It's fun! But what you did was to drink tea with Lu Xiaoqian next to the floor-to-ceiling glass on the other side, admiring the bamboo forest outside the window.

When everyone saw Zhang Yuan come out, they all looked at Zhang Yuan with a kind of beastly eye, and looked at Zhang Yuan embarrassed. Sun Wukong's era was the Tang Dynasty, although the Tang Dynasty was open, but it was only those high-ranking officials and nobles. And Lu Xiaoqian's actions with You can be said to be a righteous gentleman, last night Zhang Yuan was drunk and yelled to let the stupid girl, although it is a mobile phone, but it looks like a cute girl to warm his bed. Everyone will naturally look at Zhang Yuan with the eyes of a beast.

Zhang Yuan coughed, pretended not to see their eyes, and said, "Everyone is here, haha!" ”

Everyone instantly ignored it again, Zhang Yuan saw that no one paid attention to him, so he walked to the table by himself, on which was placed breakfast that he didn't know who made it, filled a bowl of porridge, picked up a few steamed buns and ate them. Suddenly, he thought of one thing he had to do before, and looked up at Sun Wukong and asked, "Brother Monkey, do you have any immortal cultivation techniques?" Give the kid a few books to practice, okay? ”

Sun Wukong hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, no, no!" My grandson's supernatural powers are all taught by my master, and I will definitely teach them without the consent of his old man. ”

Zhang Yuan was immediately unconvinced and said: "Then why did you teach him agarwood!" ”

"Huh? Agilawood? Haven't you heard of this name? Who sued you that my grandson taught him supernatural powers? Sun Wukong scratched his head and said strangely.

Zhang Yuan was speechless for a moment, and he suddenly remembered that when Agarwood split the mountain to save his mother, it was after Sun Wukong finished taking the Western Classic. So with a twist of his brain, he looked at Sun Wukong with tears in his eyes and said, "Or? Brother Monkey, how can you take me as an apprentice? Sun Wukong shook his head and still didn't agree, he was on the way to learn the scriptures, how could he have any spare time to accept apprentices. Seeing this, Zhang Yuan looked at Zhu Bajie and King Huangmei.

King Huangmei's reason is the same as Sun Wukong's, his master is the legendary saint of the Buddha, and he does not dare to leak his exercises, and those small spells need to be pushed by immortal power to be issued, and they are not taught. Zhu Bajie agreed to teach him, but the premise was that Zhang Yuan had to worship him as a teacher. Worship Zhu Bajie as a teacher... For the teacher...

Zhang Yuan was speechless, to be honest, the Monkey King in this time and space doesn't seem to have a strong power system, Zhu Bajie was actually defeated by the foolish girl's behavior, and the foolish girl almost tied with Sun Wukong at the beginning of the plot, although Sun Wukong didn't go all out. And the people who have stupid girls in the whole play seem to have nothing to do except for being able to fly and move quickly, at most with a greater strength. There was no shaking of the rocks with all the blow, and there was no overwhelming wave of the hand.

Zhang Yuan shook his head, anyway, there are many planes he can go to, and some of them have time to find it slowly. Then he opened his mouth and said to the people, "I am leaving." ”

Everyone is still doing their own things, and Zhang Yuan's face is full of black lines. Raise your voice and say, "I said I was leaving!" ”

"Got it!" Everyone said impatiently.

Zhang Yuan was almost choked by this sentence and vomited blood, and said weakly: "I said, I'm leaving this time and space." It may rarely come back in the future, so take care of you. ”

Everyone suddenly looked at Zhang Yuan in shock, and suddenly a voice came from the TV: "There is a huge fire in the Mercury apartment now, and according to statistics, there are as many as 100 people trapped." The reporter will report in detail for you on the spot......"

Zhang Yuan smiled at everyone and said, "Then, let me, the founder of the flying man, lead everyone to defend and save others for the last time......