Chapter 582: Sin City (End)

Unexpectedly, Qin Fen finally passed here with ease.

After he picked up the fire extinguisher in the corner and put on an expression that Lao Tzu must have broken through here, the lazy spider quickly shook his ass and gave way to the road......

"Well, those who know the times are Junjie, it's a wise choice."

Qin Fen continued to walk inside. It didn't take long to come to the outside of a brightly lit "dormitory". Inside, four mentally ill patients in hospital gowns were sitting in chairs holding a symposium with their feet buttoned.

"Hey, I'm also Alex, the king of the jungle, why do I have to live in such a small house? It's hard to even turn over! A male lion with a chest circumference, blond hair, and a comic atmosphere, scratched his feet and complained, "Why don't we run away?" While I was young and the sun was just right, I went to my parents' ancestral land, and it was best to have a beautiful encounter with the charming lioness at dusk......"

Chubby Zebra Marty snorted:

"Running in the wilderness like you? I'm not that interested! But I haven't been in the newspaper for a long time, I wonder if my friends have forgotten the beautiful, cute and kind Marty? ”

The zebra sat lazily on the chair and said, "Ah, for the sake of my headlines, it's time to learn from Xiaofengfeng, to have a trip that goes away, a desperate love!" ”

Giraffe Melman was very yearning for what Marty said, and said:

"Since the newspapers are all on it, the BBC radio station must also distribute relevant news, my Lao Mei's face can be regarded as showing home, and it is not a problem to honor the ancestors. When the time comes, I will have to carry the semiconductors to my father's grave and let the old man listen to them......"

Gloria the hippo frowned when she heard this: "What demon moth did you come up with?" Wouldn't it be okay to burn a few newspapers for your old man, how can anyone in the world carry a radio to the grave? ”

Melman bared his tongue and said, "You don't know, our old man is just a mud leg in the grass, and after coming to the circus, he has taken several animal literacy classes, but he is not the material for reading at all. In this life, he can't read half a basket of words, and if I really burn the newspaper, his old man may not even be able to figure out which side is up......"

"Oh, too, isn't your daddy's name Flower Donkey?"

Melman was furious: "I say it again, Bichi! My dad is a sika deer, and my mom is not a donkey day!! ”

"Okay, okay, don't argue about it, it's a shame."

Next to him, Alex the Lion has already begun to count the equipment needed for this "prison break" plan with his fingers:

"Type 62 military multi-function compass rangefinder, Seagull 205 single-lens reflex camera, Falcon 8x40 high-seal telescope...... Well, that's enough for reconnaissance. Then there are the essential supplies for home travel: multi-functional pressure cooker, recently used to eating cooked food, picky mouth, raw is also afraid of getting sick, do you say no. Then there's the Myers water heater, which can be heated by wind and solar energy. And then there's Freya whitening sunscreen, I'm the most heroic and beautiful lion......"

Gloria the hippo was puzzled, "But why don't you have weapons?" Shall we not have guns? ”

Alex the Lion explained: "None of the four of us are regular soldiers, and it is easy to misfire when playing with guns. Besides, there are no birds and no beasts in the wilderness of Africa, I can be the king of beasts, and it doesn't mean much to carry the land. ”

Gloria the hippo said anxiously: "If you don't have a gun, you won't be strong." Even a Browning pistol? I think I was able to shoot geese with my marksmanship. It is said that the head of the goose is not the tail of the goose, and the little sparrow cannot be broken, so the whole corpse must be left, and then it can be picked up to stew in the pot. Otherwise, it's not called the ability ......."

Alex pierced mercilessly, "Are you dreaming?" You don't even have a finger, what do you use to shoot a gun? ”

Zebra Marty was defeated on the issue of "donkey day or sika deer day", and also turned back and reprimanded:

"Do you have military common sense? Can a pistol be used against a bird? The wilderness environment is complex and changeable, with bats, poisonous snakes, insects and ants. And the Jedi poachers who didn't die, and the devil knows what will happen. What can you do if you don't have a handy guy? I think that if there is danger, it must be a sudden and short contact. Therefore, the performance of the weapon must be fast in peacetime and wartime, convenient in shooting, high rate of fire, and low failure rate. The Browning pistol could not be rotated at all, and the firing speed was not enough to form suppressive fire. I heard that the city's military factory has recently developed and produced a batch of light jungle submachine guns, although it is such a name, it is not only suitable for jungle warfare, but also can deal with mountain, tunnel, street and lane combat. If I could defend myself with a jungle rifle, there would be no place in this world that I would not dare to go. ”

Alex the Lion retorted, "You kid thinks so beautiful, and you want to bring a submachine gun?" Wouldn't it be more practical to send you a tank to drive? In fact, the jungle submachine gun you said, although it was developed more than a month ago, has not been produced until now, or let's wait for it to be mass-produced in a few years before we act? ”

"Well, that makes sense......"

Qin Fen listened to it outside the door with a messy face.

That's right, the four prisoners in the room are proper non-human creatures, namely lions, zebras, sika deer, hippos, and the four Madagascar brothers.

Your uncle, it turns out that your mental hospital still works part-time as a zoo!

Merman, the sika deer, who had won the battle, was triumphant, and at this time he heard the two guys arguing over what guns to bring, so he explained: "Why are you two like arms dealers, just now you were planning to be broadcast in the newspaper, where do you think now?" Can you have a good time? ”

The two goods were speechless, so they had to shout: "Don't care about what you shouldn't be in charge of, who makes your achievements not outstanding and your political achievements not outstanding." It's only the disc on his waist, I don't think you should follow the coaxing, let's find the big ears and ask for a gun. ”

Qin Fen thought that these two guys were going to come out, but he didn't expect to walk up to an old cat in the corner and said, "Big ears, the four of us are going out to see the world, and I want to get some weapons from you, don't be boring." ”

The old cat in the corner sat up straight, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Don't call me big ears, please call me by my original name...... Sheriff Black Cat! ”

"Come on, you are still pretending, obviously having a secret affection with one ear, and privately cooperating, triggering several big/law crimes such as remarriage, endangering town security, and leaking town secrets, and staying here is also a prison sentence, it is better to get out of this cage with a few brothers, and go to see the magnificent waves outside, and the great rivers and mountains!"

Sheriff Black Cat was wiping the gun at this time, and he disassembled the May Fourth gun one by one, as if he was tending to the new daughter-in-law who had just passed the door, and carefully wiped each part. Hearing this, he just shook his head and sneered, and said, "Why is the ball on the ground, I don't know if the scar can't be revealed, what's the matter?" Beware of Lao Tzu beating you a deflated calf! ”

Yes, as soon as I opened my mouth, there was a smell of stubble in the Northeast, and I was poked in the foot, and my original form was exposed......

The two of them said with a shy face: "Isn't this trying to borrow a weapon from you?" ”

The black cat sheriff stiffened his face and said:

"No problem! I just dismantled this one, and if you can reload it in two minutes, I'll give you ammo right away. But if you can't pretend to be it, then don't talk anything, where you come from, you can go back. ”

The lion and the zebra looked at each other, looked down at the thick palms, and stopped speaking with tears in their eyes.

At this time, Xiong Er, who was lying on the top bunk snoring, turned around, revealing his very happy fat face, and said in a daze:

"Brothers, don't dream, let's wash and sleep, and I'm going to get up and do the fifth set of radio gymnastics in Ming'er......"

"Oh, sleep, sleep!"

“……”

The voice of the talk quickly lowered, and Qin Fen waited for a moment, his brows furrowed.

These mini-games are usually known for being fast-paced and short-timed, and it's impossible to spend too much effort in them. So, since you can't activate the mission, then it's better to take the initiative yourself......

Knock knock.

A low rhythmic knock sounded on the door, and Qin Fen, under the gaze of a group of non-human creatures, pushed the door and walked into the ward, and said with an impeccable smile:

"Gentlemen, good evening, I am a clerk of the Celestial Empire Time and Space Administration, I received an order yesterday and several people want to escape from prison, do you still need this service now?"

“……”

Unexpectedly, Qin Fen finally completed the task. It's just that early the next morning, the four Madagascar who were fooled into a mental disorder were severely punished......