Chapter 47: Urine
I was just about to remind the old ghost and Qian Cheng to hit the heads of these walking corpse mummies, when I heard the old ghost take the lead and shout: "Blast their heads!" That's how it's played in American blockbusters. ”
In fact, the three of us thought of headshots almost at the same time. Before the old ghost could speak, all three of us aimed the crosshair of the gun at the mummy's head and pulled the trigger mercilessly.
With a burst of "da-da......" gunshots and the vibration of our hands, bullets rained down on the mummy's head. The mummies were immediately shattered, and their limbs were scattered to the ground. As the bullet entered, the head immediately burst open.
However, what we didn't expect was that even with only half a head left, the mummies were still approaching us. Some even have only the upper half of their bodies left, and they are still crawling towards us, like walking dead.
When the old ghost saw this scene, he immediately became angry. Put down the gun in your hand, go up and kick the mummy's head out like a ball. scolded in his mouth: "Lao Tzu has no grievances with you, can you use this kind of 'ghost and don't let go'?" ”
It wasn't until this time that I remembered that the sarcophagus was resurrected.
After a period of busy work, I finally solved the walking dead in front of me. The old ghost and I stopped to rest, but when we saw that Qian Cheng's eyes were attracted by a sarcophagus, we hurried to his side. When he got closer, he realized that he was staring at a row of hieroglyphs.
Although I can't understand the meaning of the hieroglyphs, I'm sure. These words are hieroglyphs. Seeing that Qian Cheng looked extremely serious, it is estimated that he can understand it. Just as he was about to open his mouth to ask him, he heard him whisper: "Whoever disturbs Pharaoh's sleep, death will spread its wings and come upon his head." Whoever enters this tomb with an impure heart, Pharaoh's spirit will be resurrected and strangle him by the neck like a bird. ”
When I heard this, I couldn't help but be shocked, isn't this "the curse of the pharaoh"? There really is one here! So, will this terrible curse come upon us?
Before he could ask Qian Cheng, he heard him continue to read: "The dead soul, the ruined body." will be resurrected in any form. Let those who disturb the pharaoh's sleep. Pay the price of blood! ”
When the old ghost and I heard Qian Cheng talking like this, we couldn't help but feel a little weak in our hearts. As soon as he tried to stop it, he heard the sound of "bang, bang, bang" behind him, like a rolling stone.
When I looked back, it turned out to be the fragments of the mummy corpses that had just been smashed by us. It gradually came together. It didn't take half a moment. It was restored to the appearance of the original dried corpse! Just one second. The flames rekindled on his head and body.
As soon as we saw it, our hands, feet and scalp were numb, and we had goosebumps all over our bodies. The old ghost scolded: "it." This, this, this is over! If you don't play like this, you can still resurrect with full blood on the spot? Is it open? ”
As soon as I saw this situation, my blood was also surging, so I scolded the old ghost: "Are you playing too many games? This is a zombie resurrection! No matter what, it's a good beating! ”
After saying that, I rushed forward first. This time, instead of shooting with a bullet, he slammed it with the butt of the AK-47 in his hand......
The mummy in front of him, obviously not expecting my move, was smashed by me and stumbled. It shook its head and quickly opened its mouth at me and growled. The voice was sharp, harsh, and incomparably unpleasant, and it was simply terrifying. I subconsciously, with lightning speed, I hit its head again.
As soon as the mummy turned around angrily, I gave it to him again. After three hits in a row, the mummy was completely enraged. Turned around and roared at me! The sound was sharp and piercing and made my eardrums hurt, and I quickly covered my ears with both hands. If you don't cover your ears, you'll have to be deaf.
"I'll go to your uncle's!" Listening to the old ghost's angry shout, he cut off the mummy's head with a knife from behind.
Before the mummy could turn back, he was already in a different place. The old ghost took advantage of the victory, and rushed to the head of the mummy, and raised his foot and stomped on the head that was still on fire. Within a few steps, the head of the thousand-year-old zombie had already been trampled to pieces by the old ghost.
I saw the old ghost crush the head as if in anger, and I thought to myself: If you step on it again, it will be able to recover later.
As soon as he thought so, he saw the old ghost hurriedly unzipping his trousers. He didn't even think about it, he pulled out the words and peed on the pile of crumbs. As he "flew down three thousand feet", the crumbs of the fire made a "sizzling" sound. Then, there was a mixture of urine and burnt cloth, and it smelled terrible.
The old ghost's series of actions were so fast that Qian Cheng and I almost didn't react. Not to mention, it really works. The ruins have never moved again, and it is estimated that they will not be resurrected. After the fire was extinguished for a long time, Qian Cheng and I came back to the scene, and couldn't help but sigh: "What the hell is okay?" What a genius you're a ghost, old ghost! How did you come up with it? ”
"Eh, this, haha......" said the old ghost, "fuck, I've been holding back my urine for a long time, I'm about to suffocate my uncle!" ”
"What a blind cat ran into a dead mouse." Qian Cheng also sighed.
When the old ghost heard this, he wiped his credit away, and said unconvinced: "I can't say that, this trick was also thought out by me after careful consideration!" I'm not just peeing. ”
"Oh?" I knew that the old ghost was talking nonsense, so I deliberately blocked him and asked, "What kind of thoughtful method?" ”
The old ghost said smugly, "You want to! These mummies are dead bodies, extremely yin; And we are living creatures, yang. If you want to control yin, of course, you have to use yang! Besides, it ignites a fire. The only way to overcome fire is water, so I use 'water'. Using pure yang water to restrain the extreme yin fire, isn't it just the right medicine for the case, and it is more in line with the way of the five elements of yin and yang? ”
The old ghost's words, Qian Cheng and I couldn't help laughing. How can this grandson be so good? is to pee and soak in urine, and he is still related to the five elements of yin and yang. And what he said seems to be very reasonable, so that Qian Cheng and I can't refute it at all.
When the old ghost saw us laughing, he hurriedly said, "Don't laugh! What I'm saying is scientifically justified. Don't think that you know the five elements of yin and yang, what kind of wild history. Dude is not a vegetarian either. ”
While we were talking and laughing, there was movement behind us again. It turned out that another mummy had also been resurrected. (To be continued......)