And Wang Lang frowned when he saw Li Yunfei pretending to be deaf and dumb.

I say here that I'm just a commonplace, this guy still has to call me Situ, does he want to take the initiative by this kind of nonsense?

Hum...... This kind of low-level debating method dares to show up and embarrass people, and the eloquence of this mysterious immortal is really not good.

Pouting, Wang Lang laughed, and his heart was even more secure.

Since Li Yunfei is messing around, he has also come up with another way to deal with the debate, which is to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

He waved his hand and bowed.

"The great name of the mystical immortals, I have heard of it in the morning, and I am fortunate to meet today, and I am willing to ask for advice."

Li Yunfei smiled slightly, smiling very forcefully.

"What's the problem, Wang Situ, please say."

Wang Lang also laughed, and smiled very magnanimously -- the first point of the debate was that the other party must be overwhelmed in magnanimity and momentum. The first to lose their composure is the loser.

So Wang Lang smiled and said, "Since the public knows the destiny of heaven and the current affairs, and has the ability to predict the future, he should have devoted himself to practicing the things of the immortals, but now why do you want to build an unknown teacher with Liu Xuande and others to block the progress of my army?" ”

The second point of the debate is to start by buttoning the hat and beating the other party into the side with poor reasoning, and then occupying the moral high ground and wielding the moral stick to whip it wantonly.

It's a pity that Li Yunfei obviously won't be obedient, and in Wang Lang's accusation, he laughed out loud and asked rhetorically.

"Liu Yuzhou is the respect of the emperor's uncle, and the Son of Heaven personally greeted him in Xuchang City, calling him the emperor's uncle, and his status is noble. Cao thief was in the city of Xudu to bully the young son of heaven, and the world is well known. Therefore, when Uncle Liu Huang was in the city of Xudu, he was ordered by the Son of Heaven to crusade against Cao thieves, but unfortunately he could not defeat Cao thieves. ”

"Now the thief is brave and brave, and he has sent troops to invade my Jingxiang land, and he has done the thief and robber, and he has committed the following crimes. We are waiting for self-preservation. Leading the army to resist can be described as an edict to beg for thieves, what does it mean to be nameless? ”

Wang Lang sighed in his heart, and said in his heart that this Li Yunfei is really not easy to deal with, and this set of anti-buckle hat skills actually points to his key point - that is, Cao Cao is indeed not right.

However, this guy is also an old fritter who has been in the mix for many years, and he did not mess up because of this, but offered another trick of the debate - turning into the wind.

When someone else asks you that you are speechless, immediately change the topic to attract the other person's attention, and change the focus of the conversation to another matter. Free yourself from embarrassment.

So during Li Yunfei's questioning, Wang Lang pretended to be disdainful and shook his head and laughed, as if he was laughing at Li Yunfei's nonsense.

"The mysterious immortal is wrong to say this."

He glanced at Cao Cao beside him, and said with a smile, "As the saying goes, the number of days has changed, and the artifact is easier, and it is natural for it to belong to the virtuous person." ”

Li Yunfei on the lonely mountain laughed. "Cao thief committed the crime and occupied the Central Plains. What is a virtuous person? ”

Wang Lang smiled disdainfully, "Xuanji Immortal is inappropriate, you must know that since Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling, yellow scarves have been rampant, and the world is strife. The society is in danger of accumulating eggs, and the living beings are in urgent need of being overhanged. At this time of crisis. Prime Minister Cao Cheng rose to the challenge, swept away the Liuhe and swept the eight wildernesses; Ten thousand surnames are devoted to the heart, and the Quartet looks up to Germany. Even the nine counties of Jingxiang did not rely on the benefits of our saber soldiers, but the lord of Jingzhou voluntarily surrendered, and our army did not take it by power. It is indeed the destiny of heaven. ”

Raising his head and looking at Li Yunfei on the lonely mountain, he didn't say a word, Wang Lang smiled disdainfully, and said in his heart that he would be dumb with such a little pressure? The mystical immortal is really not eloquent, see me take advantage of the victory to pursue, and you are ashamed of yourself.

So under the gaze of Cao Cao and others, Wang Lang continued to laugh and said, "Now that the nine counties of Jingxiang are all under the prime minister, even that Eastern Wu will be vulnerable. Prime Minister Cao Cheng will establish an immortal foundation, build a great achievement through the ages, and the unification of the world in Kyushu is imminent. ”

Li Yunfei, who was on the lonely mountain, continued to be silent.

At this moment, not only Wang Lang, but even the onlookers began to think that this mysterious immortal was speechless.

Cao Cao on the side clutched the reins tightly, and he was overjoyed in his heart, almost seeing the scene of Li Yunfei serving himself loyally.

And Wang Lang laughed in the reverent eyes of a group of people looking at the victor, continued to chase after the victory, pointed at Li Yunfei, and directly began to reprimand.

"Today's public has great talents and great weapons, so that the past can be crowned with the present, why should we force ourselves to act against the principles of heaven and against human feelings? Don't you hear the ancients say: 'Those who follow the heavens prosper, and those who go against the heavens perish.' ’”

Then Wang Lang turned around slightly, pointed to the endless army surrounded by this lonely mountain, and said with a laugh, "Today, my army has a million armor and a thousand good generals. How can the fluorescent light of rotten grass such as Lang'er be compared to the bright moon in the sky? If you turn against your armor and surrender with courtesy, you will still not lose your position as a prince. Isn't it beautiful to have national security and folk music! ”

After smiling, Wang Lang spread his hands, with a sincere face, as if he was welcoming Li Yunfei to join his camp.

Seeing that he finally finished speaking, Li Yunfei on the lonely mountain suddenly opened the thick book in his hand and laughed.

Glancing at the book in his hand, Li Yunfei seemed to have a deep understanding, shook his head and smiled, and put away the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Pointing at Wang Lang with a stunned expression on the plain below, Li Yunfei laughed mockingly, like laughing at a fool who was talking nonsense.

"I thought that you, as an old minister of the Han Dynasty, would have a high opinion when you came to the front of the battle, facing the soldiers of the two armies, but I didn't expect to say such vulgar words!"

Smiling, Li Yunfei raised his hand and motioned to Cao Jun in all directions, asking them to calm down.

"I have a word, please listen to it."

Then, in Wang Lang's stunned and confused gaze, Li Yunfei looked at him again, with a cold and mocking sneer on his face.

"As Wang Situ said, in the past, when Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling, the Han dynasty declined, and the eunuchs caused trouble; The country is in turmoil, and the Quartet is disturbed. After the Yellow Turban, Dong Zhuo, Li Ju, Guo Yan and others rose up one after another, kidnapped the Han Emperor, and brutalized the creatures. ”

After a pause, in the confused eyes of everyone, Li Yunfei continued, with a distressed expression, as if he was lamenting the suffering of the people in the world that day.

"Therefore, above the temple, the rotten wood is the official, and the birds and beasts eat everywhere; so that the wolf-hearted dog walks. In the turbulent dynasty, the servants and servants have been in power. As a result, the community has become a mound and ruins, and the common people have suffered a lot of suffering. ”

With a sad sigh, Li Yunfei looked at Wang Lang below. smiled disdainfully, "At this time of national disaster, what can Wang Situ do?" ”

Wang Lang on the plain was stunned, and said in his heart, what does this guy mean? Are you trying to accuse me? But...... But in that case, I, Wang Lang, am not a god, how can I turn the overall situation around and stabilize the world?

Before Wang Lang could react, Li Yunfei on the lonely mountain spoke again.

"I have heard of Wang Situ's life."

Wang Lang was stunned, and said in his heart, does this Li Yunfei know me?

And Li Yunfei on the lonely mountain. He had continued, and his words grew harsher and colder, and at last he had almost become a cold disdain.

"You live on the coast of the East China Sea, and you are filial piety and honesty for the first time; It should be Kuang Jun to assist the country, An Han Xing Liu; When will he help the rebel thief and conspire to usurp the throne! The sin is so great that heaven and earth do not tolerate it! ”

Wang Lang was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously became angry.

"You...... Li Yunfei Piff. How dare you ......"

"Shut up!"

Interrupting Wang Lang's words suddenly, Li Yunfei scolded loudly. "Shameless old thief! Don't you know that all the people in the world are willing to eat your flesh raw! Dare to rap here! ”

Wang Lang on horseback coughed violently, and subconsciously covered his chest, because he was too excited and a little out of breath.

And Li Yunfei didn't even look at him, like abandoning him. With a generous face to the sky, he said, "Fortunately, the will of heaven is endless, and the emperor's uncle Yu Xuchang inherited the emperor's will." We are waiting for the emperor's will to rejuvenate the army to fight against thieves today, and since you are a flattering minister, you can only hide and shrink your head. For food and clothing, how dare you vainly claim the number of days in front of our army! ”

Then Li Yunfei looked coldly at Wang Lang, who was too excited and couldn't breathe and was coughing in pain, and scolded loudly, "Hao's first horseman! Bearded old thief! You are about to return to Jiuquan, at that time, how will you see the twenty-four emperors of the Han Dynasty?! ”

Wang Lang was angry and angry, panting desperately, trying to argue, but the voice was completely covered by Li Yunfei's passionate and indignant reprimand, and no one heard it.

"Two ministers and thieves! You have lived in vain for six out of fifty, and you have not made an inch of merit in your life, you will only shake your lips and dance your tongue and help Cao to abuse! A dog with a broken spine dares to bark in front of our army! ”

Looking at the old man who was coughing desperately, Li Yunfei shouted angrily, "I have never seen such a brazen person!! ”

In this world, there was an instant silence.

Wang Lang on horseback kept pointing at Li Yunfei angrily, his hands were constantly trembling with anger, but he couldn't say a word.

At last the old man screamed violently, fell off his horse, and passed out.

Cao Cao's face on the side was almost blue, and he said in his heart, why is this old man so unhelpful? was actually scolded by Li Yunfei in a few words and fainted, didn't you say a few words to make Li Yunfei surrender without a fight? Why did you faint from a few words from him?

In order not to cause trouble, Cao Cao hurriedly called someone to come over and rescue the old man who had fainted in anger back to the army.

Then he looked at the group of military generals behind him and frowned, "Do any of you still want to go out to say that the Xuanji Immortals are descending?" ”

Subconsciously, a group of civil officials all shrank their necks back, for fear of being shouted out by Cao Cao to persuade them to surrender.

They know Wang Lang's eloquence as an old man, and he can almost be said to be the strongest debater among them. Even the guys were so angry with Li Yunfei's words that they fainted, so aren't these weaker guys looking for death?

And Li Yunfei is an unpredictable prophet, and he likes to dig up people's black history so much, when the time comes, what kind of black history will he have that will be shaken out by the other party in front of hundreds of thousands of troops, so he can't see anyone? (To be continued......)

PS: Regarding the plot of scolding Wang Lang, interested friends can go to the Internet to search for the video of the old version of the Three Kingdoms "Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang", which is a very good scene performed by Mr. Tang Guoqiang.

Of course, I'm worth the original, not the other version that has been spoofed