Levi wants to admit that sitting next to his parents and listening to fairy tales since he was a child is one of his hobbies, to be precise, letting his parents take a robot cat to read to him is definitely a spiritual + material enjoyment. This enjoyment lasted until the age of seven or six, and I forgot it.

Ever since I learned Chinese characters, my life has started to be different. Culture makes people strange, the first time I read H books on H at the age of ten, and at the age of eleven, I began to write the first xxoo article by myself and was sought after (?!) It can be seen that the culture of this world is very crazy. But! No matter how crazy a person is, there will still be a little bit of innocence in his heart. All in all, fairy tales should be an important new force in everyone's inner last line of defense.

Now, this new force has been routed, annihilated, pursued, captured, tortured.

Just now, the mermaid princess, who looks pure and kind, and is about to be labeled as "beautiful", has just come ashore and drank the potion of becoming sincere and benevolent...... "That girl is really powerful." With a cigarette in her mouth, Levi looked at the mermaid princess from behind a boulder more than a thousand meters away, and said, "Hey, partner, do you hear that?" ”

“…… If you hear it, don't call it a second time. Levi sighed and said, "I feel like my outlook on life has changed a little......

"Think about it, it will take a long time for the chrysalis butterfly to metamorphose, and how painful it must be for the mermaid princess to take a few minutes for this genetic mutation?" With a slight flick of her fingers, Shiranui took off her swimsuit and changed into her own casual clothes (non-ninja clothes), and several other women also changed into their usual outfits - of course, Levi was strictly monitored and not allowed to peep.

"Well, in fact, this kind of thing is counterintuitive, and this level of pain should be crazy." Lina was a little puzzled and said, "I can also do alchemy-if this kind of thing were put on ordinary people, I would have died a long time ago, right?" ”

"Perhaps...... She's not an ordinary person? Xingcai quickly changed her shutter dress.

"It's possible - she's not human." Saber also changed into his armor and used a hair dryer to clean his dull hair.

The answer will be revealed right away.

"Good...... It's so cool. The mermaid princess, who was dying in agony, lay flat on the beach with her tail turned into legs.

“……？？！！！！”

Levi was shocked.

The other five women were also shocked.

It would have been better if a crow had croaked and flown away, but now only the seagulls were crying in confusion.

"Poof...... Hahahaha...... "The only thing that can laugh is the purebred scoundrel Levy, I heard that she was once recruited by the SM club to be a high-paid queen, but she rejected it with a gun."

"Shut up, Levi." Levi snuffed out the cigarette butt in his mouth and said, "I'm on fire right now—my childhood is all over!" It's like the stupid x of February 14th! ”

"Hush." Levy looked at Levi, who looked like she was crying, and said to herself: "Anyway, it's not bad, I don't have a childhood." However, it's really amazing to look at this girl...... Huh? There's a situation.,Our hero is here.。 ”

As he spoke, a handsome, tall, absolutely beautiful man among the most beautiful men walked over on a white horse.

"The prince really wants to be matched with a white horse." Li Wei said sourly, I have to say that the other party is definitely a real beautiful man, and he can't compare: "But who knows if it's Tang ...... Well? ”

The vision was sudden, and our mermaid princess sent a shock wave directly to Prince Charming, and the prince who blew up turned on his back, and then ...... Decisive reverse thrust! Ride-on! Female x Male!

Eighteen prohibitions.

"Lord...... Lord, can I turn off this communicator? Xingcai's face was entangled.

"Master, although it goes against the spirit of the knight's bravery, but ...... Intercede for a while off the battlefield. ”

"Uh...... Summoner, I also ask to leave the battlefield for a while. ”

“…… Ask for permission. ”

"Still, it's a good position." Levy said in surprise: "It's almost textbooks and circuses, look, it's changed again - this mermaid princess is really a chick?" ”

“…… Levi, get on the sniper rifle, I have a feeling that I want to kill the dog man and woman with one shot. "It's not that I hate the Living Spring Palace, but it's not the mermaid princess who is the happiest in it, but the prince charming who is pressed below.

TMD found out that it was a pair of masochists.

"Ahra, wait, though...... Ahem! I mean, there's no need to struggle with experience. Shiranui Wu's face was also red, but she now objected and said to Levi: "That...... Not necessary and experience points...... That, I can't get by......"

Finally, two hours later, it was all done. Levi smoked three cigarettes, and by the way, Xingcai and the others fought the landlord in a circle, and Levy and Shiranui Wu, the two unlucky people who had just not asked to leave the task, watched the "textbook" and "circus performance" for two hours, during which they yawned a lot, and looked forward to being able to play together - fighting the landlord.

The next thing was more tedious, the prince quickly announced that he was married to the princess, and it was gratifying to congratulate him, but he ...... "I don't agree!" I strongly disagree! The old king and the old queen said in a fixed pattern of Korean drama parents: "All in all, I'm against it!" ”

"Levi, get on the sniper rifle."

The old king and queen were both killed—not as a result of the shooting of Levi and Levi, but ...... The unknown King and Queen were poisoned before Levy could shoot.

"Your Majesty." The day of the funeral was the coronation, and the day of the coronation was the wedding, and on the day of the wedding, a minister said to the new king, "Now is the stage where the demon king has just been resurrected, and it shouldn't be ...... Belch! ”

The minister was also poisoned, and it is said that the cause of death of the king and queen was the poison of a deep-sea fish.

All in all, there is no one in the country who can stop the newcomers, but ...... Since then, the government has been [***], the dictatorship of the queen, and the prince has become a puppet (willingly).

In the country, the sycophants of the sycophancy have become the first assistant and the general, more and more people have lost the peaceful life they used to have, more people are living a miserable life, and many people are not well fed and clothed...... The prince and princess lived happily ever after.

"This TMD has nothing to do with us at all!" Levi slammed the remote headset to the ground, and then guessed with his foot!

The first time, he didn't feel sick even when the King of Fighters plane was completely destroyed, but this time, he was really disgusted.

"Well, Lord God, you win!"

Looking at the red letter in the corner of his eye [task completed, reward experience points 1000 points], Li Wei scolded the street for a long time.

"Lord...... Please stop being angry. Xingcai has always been responsible for extinguishing Levi's anger, and it is estimated that he is this kind of mascot character in the army, so he is quite skilled in serving tea and water: "You can take a sip of tea first......"

"This is another world, where does the tea come from?" But Levi still drank - in this tavern in the kingdom, Levi was sulking here: "Ready to retreat, this mission is successful...... Success made me want to smash the heads of the dog man and woman...... Oh yes! I have a great idea! ”

"Huh?" The dumb hair on Saber's head seemed to stand on end, "Master-you've always had a bad idea, why don't you discuss it with Miss Tessa first......"

"Hmm...... Or maybe there are a lot of smart aunts here this time. "Lina? Imbas's mouth was unforgiving: "Like that Mai Zhuo, Micro Silk - it seems to be very smart." ”

“…… Do you just distrust me? Levi felt that his majesty needed to be raised: "I have decided on this matter - I plan to do something that a demon king should do." ”

“？”

"Destroy a few cities, wipe out a few legions with a wave of your hand, scare and scare children on a dragon - and kill the mermaid princess and prince charming if possible!"

“…… I'm okay with that. Ignorant Fire Dance immediately expressed his opinion: "As long as you say it, then I'll do it." ”

"Me too, buddy - that's a good idea." Smiling wickedly, Levy said, "I've wanted to do what the United States did for a long time. ”

"Hmm...... As for the dragon, I actually know a lot, and if I didn't really get out of the way this time, I could really get you two to watch the game. Lina smiled equally evilly and said, "I have never tried to destroy the kingdom in my previous life - I have a good opportunity in this life~~~"

As she spoke, the three unscrupulous women, Rina, Shiranui Mai, and Levi, burst out laughing.

This reminded Levi of the resonance of "kerokero...... (Note: The way an alien frog resonates, the scene is extremely evil) "master...... I'm against it. Saber, who had also served as a king, said, "It is too ...... to destroy a kingdom."

"The people are innocent, on the contrary, they are the victims." Xingcai grew up under the influence of Confucian education since childhood: "They shouldn't be for these two ......"

"I didn't say that I wanted to take advantage of others, but I just followed the introduction of the demon king, and I want to destroy this kingdom." Levi hastened to explain: "Those three warmongers who are going to fight the war of annihilation have given me some attention--I am just planning to kill two dogs and men." ”

[The first item of the Demon King's regular work: Victory goal of the war of annihilation: Kill the mermaid princess and Prince CharmingFailure conditions: failed to destroy, or your own side was destroyed by the brave Success reward: No failure penalty: experience points reduced by 30,000 points]

(To be continued)