Chapter Ninety-Eight: Strange Land
"This car was assembled by one of my buddies and can be used as a glider when necessary." Lu Renjia saw Chu Dajiang staring at the buttons on the car that couldn't be counted, and said very proudly.
Flying cars, a veritable flying car! Chu Dajiang originally thought that Patton's amphibious chariot was advanced enough, but he didn't expect that there was a flying car here that could go to the sky.
Thinking of this, Chu Dajiang squinted his eyes and sank his mind to search for the memories he got from the aliens, he wanted to make a flying saucer. However, Chu Dajiang did not recruit the technology he wanted, and this alien only knew how to build extremely strong buildings. Building a turtle shell to hide from is not in line with Chu Dajiang's style.
Didn't find the technology he wanted, Chu Dajiang opened his eyes slightly depressed, looked at Lu Renjia who was driving, and couldn't help asking: "What is the matter with MI9 looking for me, can I always say it now?"
"Do you want to clear your name as a traitor to humanity? We can help you. Lu Renjia didn't say what he wanted Chu Dajiang to do, but first threw out a bait that Chu Dajiang would never be able to refuse.
"How can I help? I can't pass the level of corpse dogs alone, can you still make me turn back into a human? Or do you have MI9 undercover agents among the grolldogs? Chu Dajiang cocked Erlang's leg and said.
"You're joking, although dogs are man's best friend, no matter how powerful we are, we can't take dogs as spies." Lu Renjia replied seriously.
"And how are you going to help me?" Chu Dajiang asked with slanted eyes.
"I can't sue you yet." Lu Renjia smiled mysteriously, and he continued: "But don't worry, because the two of us are actually the same kind."
"The same kind?" If Chu Dajiang hadn't been in the car, he would have stood up in surprise by now.
Chu Dajiang's face was full of disbelief: "How is it possible?" He remembered a small detail, Lu Renjia said that he also liked comics when he was a child, but how could a zombie have memories of his life?
"How can't it be." Lu Renjia seemed to be able to read what he was thinking directly from Chu Dajiang's face, "Didn't you do it too?" ”
It's exposed! Chu Dajiang's brain was running rapidly, and he caught a glimpse of an abandoned stationery store on the side of the road, and said with an idea: "That's because I have had a good habit of writing a diary since I was a child."
Lu Renjia suddenly stopped the car and said, "We've arrived."
In front of me is an overgrown country road, the road is potholed, and even the champion of the mountain bike competition has fallen and eaten when he rides into it. There is a thatched hut at the end of the path, and just one glance, a smell of poverty, decay and backwardness will come to your face, breaking your interest in seeing a second look.
"This is MI9? I'm so good at picking places! Chu Dajiang said, but he racked his brains to think of all kinds of reasonable reasons in his heart, but he couldn't think of why MI9 wanted to renovate such a strange house, it was completely a thatched house!
"No, it's just one of our divisions." Lu Renjia walked in with Chu Dajiang, it was really a toilet, and there was a row of flush toilets.
Just when Chu Dajiang cursed the designer of this thatched house, Lu Renjia suddenly lifted a toilet lid, and he said to Chu Dajiang: "Come on!"
"What!?" Chu Dajiang suspected that he had heard it wrong, what did he want to do? Please go to the pit yourself!? But Lu Renjia's shape of pinching the toilet lid is so real and ridiculous, is his eyes also spent?
"Uh, I forgot, you're here for the first time, I'll show you how to use the toilet." Lu Renjia said. Then he stood in the toilet under Chu Dajiang's neurotic gaze.
Will you step on? Chu Dajiang's scalp tingled.
I saw Lu Renjia press the flush switch on the top of the toilet, and Lu Renjia's body gradually fell into the toilet until it disappeared! Chu Dajiang looked at the empty toilet in a daze, blind.
After a while, Chu Dajiang heard a rushing sound from the underground sewer. Then Lu Renjia emerged from the toilet like a triumphant hero. He stood in the toilet bowl with his arms outstretched, his head raised at a forty-five-degree angle, bowed like a magician who had finished a show, and asked, "Where is the applause?"
Slap, slap, slap...... Chu Dajiang's scattered applause rang out in the thatched house, and Lu Renjia came out of the toilet and said to Chu Dajiang, "It's your turn."
Chu Dajiang secretly glanced at Lu Renjia's shoes, I don't know if it was intentional, Lu Renjia was wearing yellow sneakers, and Chu Dajiang really couldn't tell if there was stuck on them.
However, before Chu Dajiang walked towards the toilet to die, he passed by Lu Renjia and seized the opportunity to suck his nose violently. Well, it's good, there is no smell on him, Chu Dajiang is finally relieved now.
Chu Dajiang stood in the toilet, always feeling weird, after pressing the flush button, the bottom of the toilet under his feet slowly descended. It turned out to be an elevator, Chu Dajiang thought, and slowly went into the depths of the toilet.
As the toilet elevator descended, Chu Dajiang's vision gradually narrowed, and finally the whole person completely submerged in the toilet. Although there was obviously no smell, Chu Dajiang couldn't help but pinch his nose, there was darkness all around, and he couldn't see his fingers. What's more, Chu Dajiang was furious in his heart, and he didn't dare to stretch out his hand, but he came in from the toilet, who knows if he would touch something slimy when he reached out!
I don't know how long I held it in the dark, but just when Chu Dajiang wondered if he was locked in the toilet by Lu Renjia, a dazzling brightness made Chu Dajiang can't help but raise his hand to cover his eyes.
After Chu Dajiang opened his eyes again, there was a bright office hall in front of him, where people came and went, and everyone was in a hurry, as if he hadn't seen Chu Dajiang who suddenly appeared.
"Hey, get out of your way." Someone pushed behind Chu Dajiang.
Oh oh ......" Chu Dajiang, who had not yet come to his senses, hurriedly stepped aside, and at this time he saw Lu Renjia also standing on the toilet elevator and coming down.
"Come with me, and I'll take you to meet the members of the group who are working with us this time." Lu Renjia dragged Chu Dajiang away in a hurry, and the two squeezed into the crowd, and soon became part of these hurried crowds.
Lu Renjia took Chu Dajiang around, found a room, walked in, closed the door, the sound insulation of the room was surprisingly good, and the moment the door was closed, all the noise outside was isolated.
"Captain Lu, is this the helper you were looking for? Fine-skinned and tender-meaty, okay? A rough man who seemed to have crawled out of an orangutan den said disdainfully.
"Cannon, you see, he's a stranger, and those zombie hunters in the Biochemistry Department have all been defeated by him." Lu Renjia said.
"What if you have strong combat effectiveness? What we want is a smart locksmith, what's the use of you finding someone who can call you? A woman who looked more like a snake spirit than Cui Beixi snorted, and Chu Dajiang had goosebumps all over her body when she heard it.
It's a snake and an orangutan, didn't I come to the zoo? This strange thought flashed through Chu Dajiang's heart.
"He was able to break through the defenses of the steel rock." Lu Renjia threw down this sentence, and everyone else was quiet, and they all turned their eyes to Chu Dajiang, as if Chu Dajiang had broken the world record.
"I don't believe it!" The gorilla-like man was the first to attack, and with a sudden burst of effort he opened his box, took out a shining diamond from it, threw it on the table, and said, "Since he can break through the defenses of the steel rock, he will surely be able to break this diamond." After speaking, the man looked at Chu Dajiang with a provocative gaze.
"This local tyrant, I have no grievances with you, why should I break this diamond? I can't afford to destroy something so precious. Chu Dajiang squinted his eyes and grabbed the diamond on the table in his hand, picked it up and admired it at the light.
"What's this, there are a lot of diamonds, as long as you can break this diamond, this bag will be yours!" The cannon took out a bag that was full of swells and threw it on the table.
"Cannon, you scoundrel, you actually gave the diamond to the man and didn't give it to me, did you learn from the captain of the marine?" The snake-like woman said coquettishly.
Chu Dajiang chuckled in his heart, and looked away from the bag of diamonds on the table, Chu Dajiang looked at Lu Renjia in horror, this guy is really ......
"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, we're all joking!" Lu Renjia hurriedly waved his hand.
Chu Dajiang breathed a sigh of relief, and pulled the knife qi in his body to prepare to cut the diamond in half.
"Oh, our captain likes to play with the brethren the most, he never comes near the sisters in the bureau......" the woman added.
Click, hearing this, Chu Dajiang's feelings fluctuated, the knife qi between his fingers was not controlled, and a huge diamond was frustrated into powder by the knife qi.
"Look, I'm not wrong, right? How could my intelligence network go wrong. Lu Renjia reached out and wanted to put his arm around Chu Dajiang's shoulder. Chu Dajiang took a sliding step, and then scooped up a bag of diamonds on the table and evaded Lu Renjia's magic hand.
"Ahem, cough, you guys, it seems that I can't wash it by jumping into the sea." Lu Renjia withdrew his hand awkwardly and smiled bitterly.
The condition is good, Chu Dajiang opened the leather bag, glanced at it a few times, and saw the piles of diamond ore, and felt relieved in his heart, even if he didn't catch anything this time, it would be worth the trip. "By the way, Lu Renjia, what are you looking for me for?" Chu Dajiang only remembered to help others do things after getting a lot of benefits.
"We're going to infiltrate the Department of Biochemistry and find evidence that could bring it down!" Lu Renjia said.
"No, didn't I capture that zombie hunter named Steel Rock alive last time? There are both human and physical evidence, which is not enough for the Ministry of Biochemistry to collapse? Chu Dajiang was puzzled.
"What do you say? Is it captured alive? Why did I get the information that you killed Steelrock? Lu Renjia was shocked and asked three times at once.
"No, three zombie hunters, I'll kill one of them called Hawkeye." Chu Dajiang hurriedly defended.
"It's okay now, the operation hasn't started yet, and we have internal problems first!" The barrel hummed.