The poor ghost Mao Changsheng thought that the female ghost wanted to do anything wrong, and it was difficult for the strong, but the female ghost smiled, leaned on the stone wall of the cave casually, and looked at the reckless green mountains outside the cave, showing a state of wandering outside the world, and said casually: "As long as you don't run away indiscriminately, just stand and sit casually." ”

This is a bit like a dream talk.

This is not a simple female ghost, what's on her mind?

It doesn't matter what she has on her mind, it has nothing to do with this handsome guy.

The poor ghost was thinking wildly, and when he saw that the female ghost had changed her attitude and changed from arrogance to respect, his heart relaxed a little, and he sat down on a rock, and asked with the corners of his mouth curled, "What the hell are you, what are you doing here?"

The female ghost retracted her thoughts, and saw that the poor ghost was much more obedient, and blew away the steaming steam in three more breaths, relieving her torment, and the frivolous and provocative atmosphere suddenly disappeared, and became solemn and serious, and asked, "What the hell are you, how can you blow out the steam from the steamer hell?"

It turned out to be the steam of the steamer hell?

"Well," the poor ghost himself was full of doubts, "it's a poor dead ghost who is not even qualified to go to hell, and was driven out of the Senluo Hall by the king of Hades, and can only wander around." You already know who I am, otherwise, how could you take special care of me?

"I heard that you have eaten cockroaches possessed by the Seven Immortals, right?" the female ghost stopped laughing, but the most bland words came out of her mouth, and they were as melodious as singing, so that those who were born clumsy in words wanted to respond positively.

"I didn't know it was a cockroach possessed by the Seven Immortals," the poor ghost smiled bitterly, "In my previous life, I was a lonely poor man, so hungry that even the stinky cockroaches could only be roasted and eaten—I heard that the cockroach was transformed by the Seven Fairies of the Heavenly Realm, and I felt funny when I heard it." How beautiful and otherworldly the Seven Fairies are, how could they become hateful cockroaches?

"The world is lustful and shameless, and fairies become stinky cockroaches, which can better settle down and reduce trouble. The female ghost said solemnly, "If you can blow out the steam of the steamer hell, it means that you have really eaten the cockroaches possessed by the Seven Immortals, and it has special functions." ”

"There's some truth to that. The poor ghost stood up and said in a loud voice, "You already know that I have special powers, and you don't want to let me go? ”

"I can't let you go. The female ghost was resolute, "Although you have special functions, my life-seeking skirt can still trap you." If you come, you will be safe, and you will settle down first. As long as you listen to your words, I won't use force easily—how good it is to get along, why use force? That's the behavior of an ignorant imp. ”

The poor dead man was silent for a moment, and said, "What you say is better than what you sing." Your life-seeking skirt is indeed powerful, but I also have a trick called 'Devil Sasa', which can make your skirt become porous and shattered. ”

"No," the female ghost laughed innocently, "My Luo skirt is not afraid of sand - invulnerable, invulnerable, invulnerable, a treasure that has only been obtained after years of cultivation." ”

When the poor ghost saw that the female ghost was telling the truth, he was not treacherous and evil to be terrible and hateful, and he also said with a faint smile: "Sand naturally can't destroy your life-seeking skirt, but sand stained with sulfur and nitric acid can destroy it." You and I seem to have no grievances or hatreds, and it seems that we don't need to fight to the death, so let's turn enemies into friends! I, too, am a lover of peace, and I don't like to fight with female ghosts. Of course, it angers me, I don't have a gentleman's demeanor, I don't have a gentleman's demeanor, I am more a scoundrel than a scoundrel. ”

"In the future, we may be able to be friends," the female ghost smiled confidently, "Now, you can only be my prisoner, and you can only listen to me." I believe that you have the power to destroy my skirt, but you can't do it right now. Your clothes and pants seem to be still on the sand and gravel under the waterfall, sulfur, nitric acid, etc., as if you didn't bring them. If I'm not mistaken, inside your long felt hair, your body is bare, without a shirt, or even ...... Not even a pair of shorts. ”

These words hit the nail on the head.

The poor ghost bowed his head and blushed.

This female ghost is not only beautiful and abnormal, but also extremely intelligent and brave.

"What do you want to do with me?" the poor ghost sighed helplessly, "You are such a beautiful female ghost, you didn't come here to ask me to brag and gossip with you, right?"

"That's right," the female ghost didn't deny it at all, "I caught you just to brag and gossip with me." As long as you gossip with me for three days and three nights, I will let you go, and we can be friends with each other in the future. ”

The poor ghost frowned, and shook his head again and again: "You caught me just to brag and gossip, and I don't believe it." It can be seen that although you are not as beautiful as my wife and not as smart as my wife, you can still be regarded as a beauty - you will never be so boring. ”

The female ghost smiled and said, "You are also very handsome and smart." However, I'm sure you don't have a wife yet, and you're still a virgin, otherwise you won't be able to blow out the steam from hell. ”

This female ghost can say such a thing, not because she is brazen, but because she is smart and frank.

The poor dead man was speechless for a moment, and then said, "Since I have become your prisoner, let me listen to you, and start bragging!

It was useless to resist, and the poor ghost simply lay down on his side on a stone slab, assuming the style of an uncle.

The female ghost sat down on a stone five feet away, took out a crystal clear bone comb from her arms, and while combing her long hair, she said unhurriedly: "I really like to listen to my story, so I'll tell you - three days and three nights, not long or short, I really need to tell some interesting stories so that I don't feel depressed." ”

"I'm listening, go on!" the poor ghost urged, but he wondered why it took three days and three nights.

"My name is Cao Jinzhu, and I am from the steamer hell......" The female ghost showed a look of pain on her face, and she paused before she continued, "I was born in a place where there are mountains on all sides, and the sky looks the size of a dustpan, and my parents gave birth to a total of nineteen sisters, and I am the youngest and the most beautiful one. It is an immutable law that children and mothers suffer, but no matter how tired the mother is, the family is almost poor. ”

"The taste of poverty is the most uncomfortable. The poor ghost sighed, feeling a little sad in his heart.

"That's true. Cao Jinzhu's eyes were misty, and he tried his best to recall, "The brothers are very lazy, and the sisters are very diligent, but the life at home is still very hard." When I was nineteen years old, someone went to the mountain village to propose marriage, and my father married me for 500 yuan—and sold me to a thin and short old man who was only as tall as my heart. ”

"It's a pity that a flower is stuck in cow dung!" the poor ghost sighed, "in my previous life, why didn't I meet you?"

"At that time, I didn't realize that I was a flower, and I was satisfied enough to have something to eat. Cao Jinzhu smiled miserably, "However, that old man is lazy and vicious, and his family is also surprisingly poor, so he can't let me eat at all." Fortunately, I was born in a poor family, and hard-working is my strength, after planting my own field, and helping others to farm and farm, in addition to eating three full meals a day, I can also get a bowl of rice to take home to feed the old man. ”

"It's fucking shameless for a man like that—it's better to be alive and make people laugh, than to die early. The poor ghost cursed, blushing - in his previous life, he was a lazy worm himself - it was too easy to talk about long and short things to others.

"The old man was lazy and incompetent, and he was incredibly suspicious. ”

Cao Jinzhu shook his head alone, as if he didn't believe that he would encounter such a monster.

"He's a hungry ghost, but he's not physically good, and he's not defeated nine times out of ten, but he's always pestering, and I hate it.

"I have more strength than him, he uses me strongly, and I can always throw it away when I lift it.

"He couldn't do anything about me, so he stimulated me every day with vicious words – I went to the latrine, I carried water, I cut wood, I farmed...... No matter what he did, he didn't help himself, but he followed me every step of the way, watching me. ”

"What a super-old bastard!" the poor man cursed.

"When I was twenty-one years old," Cao Jinzhu said, pressing his belly, "I was pregnant." Although the old man is useless, once in a while, he still looks like a man, and the child in his belly is naturally his. I was born into a poor family, and my mother still taught me to have the ambition, and I hate those filthy and immoral things in my heart, so naturally I will not go out of line. However, the old man firmly did not believe that it was his child. ”

"Hateful. The poor ghost spat out, "Those who have no faith in themselves have even less confidence in others." ”

"He tried every time and again to get me to have a miscarriage, but he didn't do it. ”

Cao Jinzhu said that he was sad, and his voice was a little hoarse.

"Later, because I was pregnant, I seemed lazy, and leaned against a dilapidated earthen wall, and fell asleep. Guess what's wrong with that old man?"

"You say, I can't guess. "The heart of the poor ghost hangs in the air.

"Kind-hearted men can't guess. ”

Cao Jinzhu shed two lines of tears.

"I was awake, and the short man did not dare to do anything to me, and when he fell asleep, he had a chance: he gently stirred my braid with a thin stick behind the wall, and let my braid go through the hole in the wall, and then tied a knot on the side of the wall and tied it firmly to a horizontal stick.

Then he went around to the front again, and lightly tied my two feet around my necks with ropes, and fastened them to the peach tree next to me. Ready, he pulled out of his stance, and with all his might, he kicked my bulging belly in a continuous and hard manner......"

"Oh, there really is such a wicked man in the world!" the poor dead ghost also felt his heart pound, and gritted his teeth, "You are his woman, how can you treat him like this?"

Cao Jinzhu covered his lower abdomen with both hands, as if the pain of his previous life had come again, and said tremblingly:

"With a kick, I woke up from the severe pain, but my head was immobilized, my feet were immobilized, I couldn't resist or protect myself, I could only protect my stomach with my hands.

"However, it was useless, after being kicked by more than 100 kicks, the child in the belly was kicked off by him, and I also bled profusely, vomited blood from my mouth, and died under the root of the wall......"

"My sister died a miserable death, she was so wronged!" the poor ghost shook his head repeatedly, "such a beast, it really fucking deserves to go to the nineteenth layer of hell." ”

"When the nineteenth layer of hell is built, I will be the first to bring him in - that old man's name is Shen Dakuan, and he will never be forgotten. ”

Cao Jinzhu showed an evil smile.

"Shen Dakuan kicked me to death, and after using all his strength, he was paralyzed and stunned. In order to prevent the scandal of his family, in order to avoid a lawsuit, his clan quickly loosened my hair, loosened the ropes on my legs and feet, carried me to bed, and announced to the outside world that I had died in childbirth......"

"That kind of family, such a wicked man, is equally hateful. The poor ghost bared his teeth and said, "They all deserve to go to hell." ”

"When I died, I was put in a coffin, beaten with gongs and drums, carried to a place called Ganlong Cave on the side of the mountain, and buried deeply. Cao Jinzhu smiled strangely, "However, my corpse has not decomposed for three years, and my ghost has not been dragged to the Netherworld to see the king of Hades and the judge for three years." ”

"Is there such a strange thing?" the poor ghost was stunned, "maybe it's because you died unjustly and moved a certain god of the divine realm to help." ”

"In the world, anything strange can happen. Cao Jinzhu smiled evilly again, "When I die, I also gain another freedom: the freedom to take revenge on men." ”

"You're going to get revenge on that old man?" the poor ghost gloated, "you're alive, and that beast is no match for you, and when you're dead, you're a ghost, and that beast is no match for you." ”

"Not really. Cao Jinzhu said indignantly, "After the villain man kicked me to death, he immediately ran away from home and went to seek refuge with a strong Mr. Yin and Yang, and made him a slave who served tea and food, washed clothes and led horses, and Mr. Na gave him a talisman that was difficult to approach." ”

"If you don't be an emperor and a slave, you will be willing to degenerate!" the poor ghost nodded, "You really deserve it! That gentleman is too good or bad!"

"I can't take revenge on my dwarf husband, so I'm angry with other men. "Men are restless and self-conscious, and when the sun goes down and night falls, I leave my grave and body and go hunting—hunting for the lives of men with bad intentions—luring them off the beaten track, covering their mouths and noses with my skirt, and suffocating them to death." ”

The poor ghost said in horror: "Fortunately, I am a ghost and not a human, otherwise I would have been killed by you with a skirt." ”

"I didn't want to kill you. Cao Jinzhu smiled innocently, "In three years, I killed thirty unmarried men and sixty-nine married men in that dam - they all died naked and undignified, some died at the fork in the road, and some died in the rotten grave beach......

"You're too ruthless. The poor ghost said in a panic, "There is a wrong, there is a debtor, I don't want to hurt the innocent." ”

"None of the guys I killed were innocent, they were all irresponsible people who wanted to stand cheap. Cao Jinzhu was very calm, "There are too many people who died inexplicably, and those who were ruined pooled their money to hire Mr. Da Yin and Yang, released the ghost dog that changed the color of the ghost, tracked it for three days and three nights, and found my grave." ”

"Oh, you're miserable!" the poor ghost feared again.

"It's nothing, I'm used to persecution and persecution. Cao Jinzhu disagreed, "The ghost dog surrounded my grave with a hundred village dogs, and Mr. Da Yin and Yang commanded seven strong men to boil a large pot of clear oil, dig the soil and lift the coffin lid, scoop the boiling oil and pour my body, and then open the coffin and light the fire." My lifelike body, which had not rotted for three years, was burned, and the ghost envoy belatedly brought me to the underworld. ”

"Stop and let me guess. The poor ghost Mao Changsheng raised his hand to interrupt and added, "You have killed too many innocent people, and you have been sent to the hell of the steamer, and you have suffered from the unspeakable steaming. However, you are not only beautiful in the steamer hell, but also do not cry or make trouble, and appear to be outstanding quiet. Seeing that you are a genius among ghosts, the judge has sent you out to join the competition for the construction of the nineteenth layer of hell. Isn't that right?"

"That's basically it, you're so smart!" Cao Jinzhu smiled, "The steamer hell is too lonely, and the reputation is not very loud, so he wants me to come out and advertise and attract investment in order to expand." ”

"You're afraid I'll influence you to advertise, so you've caught me?" said the poor ghost, staring into the steamer ghost's eyes.

Cao Jinzhu nodded frequently: "I have blown air on the workers who came to build the resort one by one, and after three days, they will definitely die." You're the only ghost doctor who can save them, so I have to invite you here. ”

Huo Ran, the poor ghost, stood up and said, "Those workers are innocent, they have families and families, and life is hard enough, you can't harm them anymore." ”

"You don't count," Cao Jinzhu was very proud, and grabbed Luo Skirt with both hands, "Here, I said it." If you are disobedient, I will tighten your head with a skirt and throw you in the depths of the cave, never able to get out. ”

The poor man sighed and strode deeper into the cave, saying as he went, "I will stay in the cave myself, and I don't need your stinky skirt as a red hijab." ”

Cao Jinzhu laughed happily.