316 A Day in the Life of Kings

As a king, you have different ways of life in different regions. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

For example, if you are to be the king in China, the so-called king is the person who links the three talents of heaven, earth and man, so they must be diligent in government and love the people...... Specifically, you can go to the textbook of the people's education version, otherwise you will not be a good king. If it were possible, as the country that has always managed the largest land area in the world, the king of China would also have to know how to do a lot of red tape. Therefore, if you want to be the king in China, you must be a qualified king -- except for Liu Bang, Zhu Yuanzhang, Li Zicheng, Hong Xiuquan and other reckless, and when the second generation of officials arrives, the king of China must have the so-called king and hegemony.

So...... What about the kings of foreign countries? It's definitely not too bad, for example, our Red Emperor, whose empire is not much smaller than the Han Empire of the same period, but it doesn't look like he's wearing much. Now, there are many kings in Levi's team, and if all the kings of the world get together, the wholesale price is five yuan a catty......

"You're here here? The combination of the Knight King + the Lion King"

"Is it a free collection?"

"Oops...... Forget it, I'll give you another Zhou Youwang ......"

"What about the deceivers? Do you also sell defective products? Give me a red saber, black and white too."

"Oh...... Then you need fifteen points of mental power. ”

Etcetera.

No matter how rare things are precious, there are no two heavens and no two people--just being brought together by so many kings gathered by the main god game, do you believe that something will happen? The governing philosophy is different, and the ideology is different -- that is, the so-called outlook on life, values, and world outlook is different. The same thing can be done on Artoria, not on the Red Empress - that's what it means.

With all that said, let's take a look at what the most ancient queen of the Sumerians really looked like.

Gilgamesh eats, and eats well—as a king, he naturally eats well (another of Gilgamesh's sayings after "How can a king be proud"). However, everyone knows that Yanfeng Church does not have many reserves, and usually the appropriation above and the worship of blind believers below can't solve many problems - how much money can be made by this pot-bellied girl? Besides, Gilgamesh wants the best in everything -- gold plates, golden bowls, and golden chopsticks are brought by themselves, but the beasts in the mountains, the swallows in the clouds, the cattle and sheep on the land, the fresh food under the sea, the monkey's head, the bird's nest, the shark's fin, and the bear's paws, dried scallops, and the tip of the deer's tail are all one-time ingredients--the spearman hangs up, so he has to prepare the food himself.

I'm not going to conjure anything out of thin air when you're hungry? Yes, magicians are not human, and if they are not human, they have to obey some laws of nature, right?

"The king of the miscellaneous is going to eat, and he is going to eat—do you hear? The French feast and the Manchu and Han feasts "made a fuss on the throne for a long time, and the ancient king, who was like a child, shouted.

“…… If you don't like mapo tofu, then curry. As a Japanese man, being able to make curry is already considered a good man among good men: "Well, if you agree, you can eat it, and if you don't agree, you will continue to ...... today"

"How can the miscellaneous talk to this king?" Gilgamesh stood up abruptly, exuding his domineering air, and looked down at the "miscellaneous" Yan Fengqi below - but the latter had lived like this for ten years, and at first he felt that the queen was quite angry, but then he had no pleasure.

“…… I'm going to eat Australian beef curry. In the end, the Queen of the Ancients relented. Snorted, she turned her head abruptly away from looking at her own master below, what she thought was a servant. With a wave of long blond hair, a certain queen was very disdainful of the appearance of Australian beef.

Look, that's it.

"......" didn't say anything, Yan Feng Qili took out a passbook from the inside of the clergyman's clothes in his jacket and a pocket he made himself.

After taking a look, he nodded: "Okay, eat beef today." ”

Attention, it's eating beef, but it's not saying that it's an unlucky cow on the other side of the earth who eats a lot of labor.

If the Australian cattle were really good, they would not be able to live in peace if they died, and they were often transported around the world with the unlucky lobsters and then dismembered.

"Oh yes - Miscellaneous, you've done a good thing." Nodding happily, he shorthanded a certain queen incarnated into an invisible form of a heroic spirit.

She knew the trick - it was time for the crumbs to go to the supermarket.

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At the same time.

Yesterday, an ambush was conducted, and although the expected goal was not achieved, the enemy was completely annihilated, but Levi and his party still made great achievements.

A certain (gun) cannon (of) friend Levi** gave Levi** a success, a certain female ninja Shiranui Dance and a certain strange female Miss Bazett eliminated a local player of the main god game - Levi and his party got 4000 experience points

Well, if you don't celebrate, I'm a little sorry for everyone. So, I had a "point" supper last night.

Saber and others don't have much supper, after all, it can't be as formal as a meal, that is, boiled fish breast, boiled fish maw, yellow heart tube, stewed white eel, braised shrimp, braised waist flowers...... Something.

Even Levi cooks himself, using all the cooking techniques that have been on the same issue with Xuewu in recent months

To grasp the heart of the king (woman), it is necessary to grasp the stomach of the king (woman).

As a result, the Emiya family didn't eat the next morning. finally relied on instant noodles to prevent Saber and others from rebelling, and what Levi needed was procurement......

Ladies and gentlemen, you may want to ask why you don't exchange experience points for any Manchu and Han full seats...... First of all, 5 experience points are worth a table, and Levi has no food left at home - as for Levi, he used to exchange experience points for money and h...... That's a job need, as for Saber? She can eat anything thrown at her, especially black saber.

"Master—I need to protect you, and there must be no more incidents like the last time you were attacked," Saber heard that Levi was going out to shop, and immediately became impassioned, and looked like a saint

But Levi knew that whenever Saber used an honorific title like "you," there was bound to be a problem, not to mention the dumb hair on the top of her head—there must be a conspiracy

"If you want to know what you're going to eat tonight, just tell me." Levi looked at the other party, and after looking at each other for a second, he sighed: "I continue to go out, Chinese food?" I'll do it, I'll do it. ”

"Uh-huh." After three affirmations in a row, the Knight King seemed to be satisfied with Levi's words: "In that case, I will also accompany you - to ensure your safety......"

"In that case, Master—we'll go too." Surprisingly, the black and white sabers also stood up and changed from their armor to their usual outfits in the blink of an eye.

Lily (white) is a snow-white gown, quite a bit of a saint; The black saber is a black suit - the most handsome kind. The last time I wore it at school, it was a sensation, of course, school...... It's also in the past tense.

"Then I'll go with me." Standing up, the red empress looked arrogant: "What can you eat on the island-you are also a contemporaneous of the Han Empire, you should know that only the king of the great empire has real taste...... Come, I'll accompany you once, remember to thank you. ”

“……”

Needless to say, there was another big discussion about the truth, and the verbal exchange never stopped along the way.

Of course, Dongmu Town is not a big place, and the supermarket closest to the Wei Gong Mansion is the cheapest one--Levi doesn't care about these, he remembers that the rice and noodles are a few hundred catties each to move home--if this amount, the supermarket is delivered.

However, Father Yan Feng, who had to see how much money was in his passbook when he went out, was different - he had to travel n kilometers to get to a relatively cheap supermarket.

Fortunately, I didn't meet Levi - but it was really lucky, Levi lit something, and filled the stomachs of the four kings who never knew what it meant to be satisfied, and bought some souvenirs, gifts, snacks or something.

First of all, the fake priest bought tofu and hot sauce - this is understandable, after all, everyone has a hobby, right? Compared to the dead house author who can only DIY on the computer, eating something spicy is nothing.

However, the most ancient queen on the side didn't do it---it's not that she objected to Yan Feng Qili's spicy food--as long as it could fill her stomach and taste buds, Yan Feng Qili would eat rice and she wouldn't have a problem. But here's the problem...... A man is more dead than a man.

"Hey, hey, isn't it your job as magicians to make offerings to the Heroic Spirits?" Just like the young men and women who went out on the street, a certain queen began to chatter like a woman who was not this and that was not.

"Hmm." Just like the man in the previous young man, a certain priest put the woman's words in his left ear and his right ear out, and only knew that it was mechanical.

"So...... Can't you just get something good? Look over there, the soulless and damned capitalist society -- those blood-sucking capitalists, when will the Japanese parliamentarians lower the price of food to this king? If the king is angry...... "After about ten minutes of cursing the Japanese parliamentarians, the price of meat, the price of rice, the price of oil, and the price of iodized salt, the most ancient queen said: "-- The car that is specially delivered over there...... Alas? So much, so much seafood and ...... Can't you fight for the crumbs? If it weren't for the fact that this king looked down on stealing, he would have emptied the entire supermarket a long time ago."

“…… Well, you're right. Yan Fengqili was still stunned, and walked to the door of the supermarket to check out - a certain Gilgamesh had just seen the car that Levi had ordered.

By the way, what Yan Fengqili thought in his heart was: Why don't you talk nonsense every time you go to grab treasures? Chirp with me here......

The so-called no coincidence is not a book, and the third force in Dongmu Town that can destroy the world also began to run to the supermarket because of the problem of food shortage.

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Midnight......

I hope you just feel loved.

I have never been against readers, after all, against you is against myself...... I'll try to write something that people love to read......

By the way, the hand I am talking about is a primate hand that has no hair, no joints, no suckers, tentacles...... You guys are so evil......

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