Chapter 061: Asking Serious Questions While Playing Gags

(I'm sorry enough...... Woyun Prodigal Son was in a hurry yesterday, and he actually reversed the order of Chapter 059 and Chapter 060, and the name of Chapter 060 was also wrong, cough cough, it was an anecdote and not a chop, hehe, the mistake was very low, and Woyun Prodigal Son solemnly said sorry to everyone! )

The book continues with chapter 060.

Bao Yuan's head only felt a loud noise, saying that he was a head of paste at the moment, it was really fucking appropriate, as if he had been violently smothered with a few iron rods. Fortunately, his legs are still standing firmly, otherwise he would really lie down on the spot and not get up, and the key is not to blame anyone who is not.

Bao Yuan knew in his heart that Jin Daxia's masterpiece was known for its rigor and erudition and grand length, and the stories he wrote were fascinating, and the characters were all vivid. However, Bao Yuan never imagined that the ancestors of the Bao family had pretended to be undefeated in the East in Heimu Cliff, and Bao Yuan had acquiesced in the existence of kung fu, but he never imagined that all those stories were true, could it be that the Bao family's career in the Ming Dynasty started from Heimu Cliff.

It seems that the mysterious woman who has spread the sound for thousands of miles suddenly realized that she really shouldn't turn over this old account to Bao Yuan, as the saying goes: Don't slap people in the face, and don't expose them when scolding. She had exhausted both of these things, and she didn't speak for a long time, and suddenly froze somewhere.

Bao Yuan asked Zhang Xiaotian to say, "What's wrong with you, old Bao?" "Woke up.

Bao Yuan asked anxiously in his heart: "Little girl, there is a way: men don't fight with women, chickens don't fight with dogs, today's Uncle Bao is a good man in the new era who stands up to the sky and dares to be a good man, everything can't be hugged in one net, what is your name Lao Tzu won't ask for the time being." Is it okay for you to tell Lao Tzu the secret of the white jade coffin in Kowloon? ”

After a long time, the woman said, "Boy, it's rare that you know the general ...... so well."

Bao Yuan thought slightly: "Hmph." Mother's legs, know the whole egg. At this time, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you, if you are in front of Lao Tzu's eyes, Lao Tzu doesn't care if you are a man or a woman, how beautiful or ugly you are, he will definitely bury you in the white jade coffin of Kowloon without hesitation, and let you say bad things about my ancestors, damn! ”

The woman continued, "For your son's sake, good. I'll tell you the secret of the Nine Dragons White Jade Coffin, boy, in fact, the secret of the Nine Dragons White Jade Coffin is a secret that you Bao Yuan must know, even if I don't tell you, someone will tell you......"

Bao Yuan meditated in his heart: "What the hell are you talking about, are you women like this?" What the hell, why are you talking so much nonsense, shaking your own voice is good. Who do you think you are......" He didn't dare to trigger his heart at all in this meditation, Bao Yuan knew that if he triggered his heart, he would be completely detected by the woman. If she doesn't tell her the secret of the Nine Dragons White Jade Coffin, won't she become a fool? Bao Yuan wants to wait until he finds out these secrets before meeting the woman. screwed off her head as a night pot, daring to slander Lao Tzu's ancestors. Look how Lao Tzu pees you.

The voice said, "The person in the Nine Dragons White Jade Coffin is a celestial god who has descended to the mortal world, and this celestial god has done a thing within this cycle. The worst thing is that the Emperor of Heaven demoted him to the mortal world along with the Yan Emperor Shennong, and made him repent within this cycle......"

Bao Yuan asked: "Little girl, what kind of great sin did the gods in the Nine Dragons White Jade Coffin commit?" Bao Yuan was anxious to know who was locked up inside, but he ignored an important question, in the tomb of the gods in Tanggula Mountain, Du Muqing had the same question, this is what they call the cycle.

"Boy, this is a long story, have you ever heard the story of 'three meals a day'?"

"Well, I seem to have heard of ......" Bao Yuan thought about it for a while and remembered, when he was in the tomb of the gods in Tanggula Mountain, he had heard Du Muqing and Sun Panzi say that the Emperor of Heaven sent Emperor Yan Shennong to convey the imperial decree of the Emperor of Heaven, and the imperial decree was modified, and Emperor Yan conveyed the rule of one meal a day for three days of the Emperor of Heaven to convey three meals a day, which caused a great famine.

Because of this incident, Emperor Yan Shennong was demoted to the world, and then invented the farming culture, which was improved.

However, later Emperor Yan had the ambition to dominate the world

As a result, he was defeated by the Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan, who had the most artifacts.

Bao Yuan pondered: "That woman mentioned the story of three meals a day, could it be that the person in this Nine Dragons white jade coffin is the corpse of Emperor Yan?" But Zhang Chenghe said that he heard Li Yao say that there are two people who claim to be the direct descendants of the Yellow Emperor and the Yan Emperor. So, even if the person in this Nine Dragons white jade coffin is Emperor Yan, why didn't the direct descendants of Emperor Yan surnamed Jiang come to Liupan Mountain to save their ancestors, let Emperor Yan suffer this great crime here, they can bear it, Bao Yuan is a little unbearable.

Bao Yuan even had the urge to go up and smash the white jade coffin of Nine Dragons.

But Bao Yuan held back.

Zhang Xiaotian had told Bao Yuan before: During World War II, someone approached this Kowloon white jade coffin, but as soon as they approached, they were all dragged into the coffin, and they were dragged as many as they wanted. The yellow blind man didn't dare to step forward easily with such great ability, did Bao Yuan dare to come out of eight?

Obviously, Bao Yuan is not so bold.

Bao Yuan is not born to be afraid of the sky and the earth, dare to act against the wind, dare to be an earth fairy with his conscience, dare to go into the tomb of the gods to steal chickens, dare to steal jade and steal incense, but he doesn't dare to joke with his own life. In Bao Yuan's eyes, just like when Bao Houdao was young, what righteousness, what benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom, faith, etiquette, honesty, loyalty, and mercy, what should or shouldn't be floating clouds, only his own life is not a floating cloud, but Mount Tai.

"Boy, you know what? The person locked in this Nine Dragons White Jade Coffin was the one who tampered with the will of the Emperor of Heaven, because of him, the Yan Emperor Shennong's clan, had made a big mistake. Because there is famine in his world, and war in his world......"

Bao Yuan snorted, and said in his heart: "Listen to you, this is a complete bastard?" ”

"What you say sounds rough is not rough, saying that he is a bastard, the three words bastard are indeed worthy, but the person in the white jade coffin of Jiulong is not a full bastard, he is much bigger than his bastard. Boy, in fact, all the people who walk the earth immortals are bastards......"

When Bao Yuan heard this, he said silently in his heart: "Hmph, queen bastard, you said that everyone who walks the earth fairy is a bastard, our ancestor Bao Houdao is a land fairy, Uncle Bao I am also a land fairy, hum, you say so, don't you say that there are two bastards in our family, go die!" ”

Bao Yuan's words in his heart were not concealed at all, so that the woman listened to it word for word, and she said hatefully: "Boy, listen well, aunt and grandmother, I said that you are a bastard, you are a bastard, you still dare to talk back, believe it or not, I will immediately make your mouth toothless!" After she finished speaking, she said as if training Bao Yuan: "Boy, the hair on your mouth has not yet grown, you dare to call Uncle Bao in front of your aunt and grandmother, no big or small." ”

Bao Yuan laughed, and said in his heart: "Lao Tzu is like this, what can you do with Lao Tzu?" You have the ability to bite me! The hair on my mouth is definitely more than the hair on your mouth, don't believe it, when I see you, we will compare, if you have more hair on your mouth than me, hey, I really have to bow down, haha! ”

Zhang Xiaotian on the side was stunned, and he kept dangling his hands in front of Bao Yuan.

I saw Bao Yuan in a daze for a while, Bao Yuan looked solemn for a while, Bao Yuan laughed heartily for a while, and Bao Yuan talked to himself for a while. At first, he had seen this kind of abnormality under the divine sword, Zhang Xiaotian secretly wondered, could it be that he hadn't seen Bao Yuan's schizophrenia for a few years, and the left brain and the right brain were not on the same channel.

However, Zhang Xiaotian shook his hand in front of Bao Yuan's eyes, but Bao Yuan ignored his existence.

"Lao Bao, what's wrong with you, are you evil, buddy has lost thirty-six classmates, oh, no, lost thirty-seven, and there is also Song Xiaoqing, buddy loses your classmate again, buddy is a great crime, Lao Bao, wake up, ......" Zhang Xiaotian desperately shook Bao Yuan's shoulders, and said with a handful of snot and tears.

"Xiaotian, what are you doing, what are you doing, I'm busy!" Bao Yuan glared at Zhang Xiaotian fiercely.

"You're busy, what are you busy with?" Zhang Xiaotian was puzzled.

"Go and go, Lao Tzu doesn't have the time to explain to you, Xiao God, don't interrupt Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is communicating with God, see, this divine scroll of our family is the treasure given to our family when the Jade Emperor descended to the earth for the 1,750th eon, and this divine scroll can communicate with the Jade Emperor. Xiao Tian, Xiao Tian, Lao Tzu is communicating with the Jade Emperor beautifully, forcing you to interrupt alive, you said you are not ...... mischievous" Bao Yuan said with a straight face.

Hearing these headless words, Zhang Xiaotian stopped talking.

"Chick, are you still there?" Bao Yuan asked in his heart.

"Haha!" The other party smiled brightly, stopped laughing, and said: "Boy, do you see that my aunt and grandmother don't look like the Jade Emperor, oh, no, my aunt and grandmother don't look like the Emperor of Heaven, haha!" ”

"Pull it down, I said you're the first day...... Immortal ...... "Bao Yuan originally wanted to say that you are a heavenly pig, a tengu, and a tmall, but I am afraid that the chick will turn her face immediately, you must know that a woman can turn her face faster than a book, Sang Lili is a lesson from the past, Bao Yuan swallowed the pig, dog and cat back into his stomach, and changed his mouth to become a fairy.

"What kind of mess, can the immortals be one head at a time?"

"Of course, the immortals, it must be one head at a time, you are definitely a beautiful immortal, and you only have one head, you can only be called a fairy, if you have two or three heads, then you will not become a monster!" Bao Yuan explained it very far-fetched.

I don't know if I smoothed out the other party's hair, or praised it in place, the other party didn't bother with the question of whether the immortals were the same.

Perhaps, the other party also knows what Bao Yuan thinks and says in his heart, judging from the situation when he pauses in his speech, he really doesn't want to spit out any good words, but the other party has determined that Bao Yuan's mouth can't spit out any good material, what's the point of arguing, he said that Tianxian is one end is one end, is it not tight, and then explains, maybe what strange name will come out.

"Fairy!" Bao Yuan jumped into a fairy from the title of a chick, and in order to be consistent, he asked: "Fairy, tell Uncle Bao who is trapped in this Nine Dragons white jade coffin, and can Lao Tzu see what kind of ball he looks like?" (To be continued......)