The comfortable feeling became groggy and sleepy, and I don't know how long it took, Bao Yuan woke up.

Seriously, Bao Yuan woke up hungry, and when he opened his eyes, Bao Yuan couldn't wait to look around. He originally thought that he should appear in the legendary Nantianmen, the four heavenly kings and the heavenly soldiers and generals Menluo Senyan, set up the Minghuang portable shrine, and the emperor of heaven waited to meet his new god.

In fact, Bao Yuan found that the so-called heavenly realm is no different from the human world.

In other words, Bao Yuan didn't fly through the Golden Book Pill Scroll at all, because, Bao Yuan saw that he was curled up on the corner of the street like a lost dog, covered in dirt, all kinds of people passed by, and a Laipi dog was soaked in under Bao Yuan's eyelids.

Obviously, Bao Yuan is not in the South Pole, nor is it in the celestial realm.

Bao Yuan was a little stupid, he stared at everything in front of him blankly, and thought: I'm stupid! What's going on? How could Lao Tzu appear in such a place? No way! What the fuck is this? How could Lao Tzu sleep on the street? Who threw Lao Tzu on the street?

Where are Du Muqing, Park Nianyun, Alice Nika, Song Peng, Ping Sigui, Sun Panzi, Hua Xue Kill and others?

Bao Yuan reached out and touched his arms.

Fortunately, the ancestral Qilin Divine Scroll is still there, the golden scales and the thirty-five Golden Buddhas are still there, and the ID card and portable bank card are gone.

Think about it.

The ID card and bank card should be handed over to Du Muqing.

The stomach is really not angry, and the hungry Bao Yuan is dizzy. Alas! How do you say this, before, Bao Yuan sat at the Antarctic General Altar of the Spring and Autumn Hall, smoking cigarettes, drinking wine, and smiling at the world. Now he appeared here, and he became a beggar, I'm going to make it big!

Those who come from the south and those who go north are without exception. All of them ignored Bao Yuan, the little beggar.

Bao Yuan couldn't stop asking passers-by, where is this?

Seeing the half-old beggar talking to him, most of them hid as if they had seen a plague, and even worse, they directly opened their mouths to spit on Bao Yuan's body and scolded them to get out...... The kind-hearted man told Bao Yuan, strange, why don't you even know where you are? Are you hungry and stupid? This is Suzhou!

Suzhou?

Bao Yuan was taken aback and hurriedly asked the other party. Is this Suzhou, China?

The man leaned back and laughed and said nonsense, not Suzhou, China, but Suzhou, USA?

No wonder to be a beggar, the problem is really idiotic.

didn't even have a red ticket on his body, and now, Bao Yuan could only pull down his face and say buddy. I'm so hungry, can you please give me something to eat. No, no, no, I will never let you give ...... for nothing Dude, you see, I still have gold miles on me, these are gold essences, and a villain can be worth 10,000 tons of gold. If you give me a full meal, plus a box of cigarettes, Lao Tzu can ensure that you will be rich and noble for all generations......

The man almost laughed silly.

Bao Yuan took a small golden figure, rushed to stuff it into someone's hand, and said it was true.

The man didn't answer. Shook his hand and threw a crumpled five-dollar piece to Bao Yuan, humming and sighing: "Alas! It is true that the young are stupid, and they do look a little pitiful, but there must be something hateful about the poor people...... Little brother, if the little Taoist priest and little monk in your hand are gold, why don't you take it to the jewelry store or bank to exchange money? After changing the money, what can't you buy, say you're stupid, you still want to use stupidity to deceive people, it's ridiculous! ”

After speaking.

The man walked away without looking back.

What kind of bullshit, Bao Yuan really wanted to take a sip on the other party's face, but, looking at himself, now he is no longer the original Bao Xiaotai who is wearing an international famous brand, and he is no different from the disciples of the beggar gang. He stood on the street, opened his mouth and scolded the two statues of the Spring and Autumn Hall for not being things, for scolding the Venerable Jiang for having no seeds, for scolding the Venerable Liang for not being able to marry a daughter-in-law, and for scolding the Taishang Laojun and the Emperor Xudu for not being good things......

That's it.

The people who passed by him even decided that this half-sized beggar was a crazy guy!

Oh, yes!

How could a normal person scold the old gentleman and the emperor?

Although this is Suzhou, however, the location where Bao Yuan is located is a relatively backward remote area of Suzhou, Bao Yuan did not feel a trace of richness and beauty, standing on the street, pulling the broken gong and scolding a lot, his mouth was dry, his tongue was tired, and his stomach was already ...... Bao Yuan was very reluctant to grab the five yuan in his hand, bought a bottle of water, unscrewed it, and choked it all into his stomach, alas, his grandmother was really comfortable!

After thinking about it, Bao Yuan decided to move the rescuers and locked the fat hair.

Because, Bao Yuan is worried that others are still in Antarctica.

found a public phone, the boss resolutely refused to use it, Bao Yuan had to hold up the remaining four yuan, and said don't be afraid, Lao Tzu has money, not bad accounts!

The call went through.

Bao Yuangang said on the phone: "Chubby, I'm Bao Yuanna......"

Who knows, there was a big scolding from the other end of the phone, and I didn't believe that he was Bao Yuan, and the fat hair was Jing Youzi on the phone, and the words were very polite: "******!" Bao Yuan, return the fucking rice balls? Grandson, who are you blinded to? Don't hang up if you have the ability, Lao Tzu found you, you have to pull off your kid's front teeth, wait, grandson, you dare to pretend to be Bao Xiaotai, obviously tired and crooked, turtle grandson, wait for Lao Tzu ......"

There is no room for excuses.

Bao Yuan was very helpless, so he could only focus on it over and over again on the phone: "Lao Tzu is Bao Yuan, not Tang Yuan!" ”

Fat fur likes to bark, and the swear words are like machine gun fire: "******! What round is wrapped? What kind of round soup? Fuck me here, grandson, I can hear the fat man with one ear, and I still use you, grandson, do you want to say that you lack money to spend? ”

Seriously, in the current situation, it really doesn't matter if you are scolded.

When Bao Yuan heard Fatty Mao ask if he was short of money, he was busy and said: "Yes, yes, Xiaopang, Lao Tzu is very short of money now!" ”

On the phone, the fat fur smiled: "I know, I know too well!" When you call this, you must want to tell the fat man that you are Lao Tzu's good friend Bao Yuan, and your father and mother Lao Tzu were hit by a car and kicked by a donkey, both of whom were unconscious, and they were rescued in the hospital...... At the moment of rescue, the daughter-in-law gave birth to a child with no ass eyes, and then the daughter-in-law was forcibly reinstated by the hospital doctor, you want Lao Tzu to give you money to settle down, yes or no? ”

Bao Yuanqi's mouth was crooked, and he scolded: "Fuck you!" The heart said: "Damn, dare to treat Lao Tzu as a liar!" ”

Answering the phone does not charge money, and the fat hair has no fear on the phone: "my mother!" Oh, I still want to ****** miles! Grandson, if you have the ability, it's best not to go, Lao Tzu will send someone to beat you every minute and can't take care of yourself, damn, dare to come to Meng Fat Ye, Lao Tzu will pinch out your egg yolk and feed the flies......"

Bao Yuan was furious, snapped, and hung up the phone.

A bottle of mineral water costs one dollar, and the public long-distance charge is five cents per minute, and Bao Yuan was really scolded by the fat hair for seven minutes. Bao Yuan carried the remaining five cents, walking on the street in a daze, October situation, cold is not cold, the problem is, Bao Yuan is hungry!

The emperor lives up to his wishes.

Bao Yuan quickly locked on the prey, hehehe, this prey is not someone else, the face is very familiar, it is a baked cake.

Although Bao Yuan was dizzy from hunger, he still strode forward.

Okay!

Who is this bake cake not Zhang Dacang?

I didn't say it, I didn't pick it, Zhang Dacang made the baked cakes, and the sesame seeds were sprinkled with a uniform, loose and yellow, layer by layer, which looked mouth-watering, and the price was not expensive, five cents a ...... The problem is that Bao Yuan was too hungry, and one baked cake was definitely not enough to eat, so Bao Yuan generously dropped five cents and said with a smile: "Boss, come to a baked cake ......" (to be continued.) )