Chapter 174: Substitute
I don't know when I fell asleep in my thoughts, and I am still me when I wake up, which means that I still have zài, and I have to continue to live, speaking of life, I have to go to the station to record a new episode of the program, and if I don't record the later footage, the program will not be broadcast, and if the broadcast of the program is delayed, it is equivalent to that I have violated the contract, and it is difficult to keep my job, this is the helplessness of living, no matter what happens to you, as long as you are not dead, life has to go on.
Because it's daytime, I'm not too worried about Lan Shuangshuang's body being occupied, that thing is a spirit body, it can only appear at night, the yang energy is too heavy during the day, the location of the Elena Consultation Center is the most prosperous place in the city center, and the popularity of people is very strong, not to mention that he was also injured by the Xuan Mao, plus Zhang Liuliu was not needed for post-recording, and he and the Xuan Mao accompanied Lan Shuangshuang, I was also very relieved.
I had some breakfast with Li Yiling, and I was about to drive to the company, Elena had to join in the fun, so I took her with me in desperation, although I feel like a normal person now, but I didn't relax at all, but I felt heavy in my heart, because I knew that there was a slight difference, and I would share a body with Lan Shuangshuang in my life, neither male nor female...... Bitmom turns into a woman and fucks up!
When I arrived at the company, I was dragged by Zhao Xing, and asked me with a very bad face: "Xiaolang, where have you been these days?" I'm dying, do you know? Tomorrow is Friday, and if the host's footage is not recorded, how will you make zuò in the later stage? I can understand that you have something, but you can't delay your work, the show has just improved a little, and it's the time to forge ahead, you can't be complacent...... Come on. It's good to come, hurry up and inform the guests......"
I'm helpless. In fact, Zhao Xing is really good to me, if it weren't for the fact that I wouldn't even be able to see a figure in the past few days. He wouldn't be in a hurry like this, I reluctantly explained to him, didn't say anything about the exchange of bodies, lied that a friend was haunted by a ghost, and begged me to help solve it, and human life was at stake, so it was delayed for two days.
From an outsider's point of view, my buddy is a very unobtrusive person, but how to say the score, I have some shortcomings. Love to play, love to play...... But the young man doesn't like to play, doesn't like to be funny? I'm a young man, didn't I shy when I was young? When? I have to be nervous when I am young, but I always maintain a serious and cautious attitude towards work, and never cheat and cheat, which Zhao Xing also sees in his eyes and sees me coming. Before I could record it, I muttered a few words and let it go.
Familiar jobs, familiar people. For me, who has long been familiar with it, it is already easy to host the show in front of the camera, and I changed into a suit. The guests were invited and sat in front of the camera with a smile. In a stern tone, he said, "Why do young women travel late at night? Why do dozens of wild dogs bark in the middle of the night? Why is there still a bus at half past two at midnight? Who is in the car? Who exactly is the bus driver? Is it a human or a ghost? Is the bus driving in the middle of the night, or is it still on the way to the underworld? Behind this qiē is people's fantasy. Hallucination? Illusion? Or is there really a ghost car? Let's follow the camera into the terrifying and mysterious supernatural world......"
The cliché buddy said very slippery, this episode of the show is the episode of the ghost car, the guest is the first to see the ghost car Jiang Ling, I smiled and turned my head to look at her, and said: "Miss Jiang, you are the first to see the ghost car, and then many people have seen the ghost car appear, can you tell us what happened that night?" ”
"That night, the company worked overtime, I was busy with work at half past two, I lived a little far away, and I wanted to take a taxi......" I looked stern, and nodded with Jiangling's words, this set is familiar and can't be more familiar, but suddenly, Jiangling's words were a little blurry in my ears, and it was suddenly dark in front of me, and there was something in my body that was about to move, I sighed in my heart, knowing that it was broken, it must be Lan Shuangshuang who woke up, and it seems that hypnosis is only good for a while.
As soon as I thought of this, I felt that the world was spinning for a while, and then I didn't know anything, as if I had a particularly long and terrifying dream, I gradually woke up, but found that I was back in Elena's counseling center, next to Li Yiling, I could only see things with my right eye again, and I couldn't move, I couldn't help asking: "Little brother, what's going on?" ”
What came out of my mouth was: "Little brother, I have taken possession of my body, Xu Lang has no news, is he okay?" This sentence was Lan Shuangshuang's voice, and after he finished saying this, it was followed by my voice: "Little brother, what's going on?" ”
Two different voices came out of one mouth, and the tail note behind it overlapped with the previous sentence, not to mention how awkward it sounded, I don't know if you have seen Leslie Cheung's A Chinese Ghost Story, there is an old centipede spirit in it, and the accent is when he speaks, which is similar to that feeling, more like a chaotic sound that has gone to the stage.
I also sensitively found a problem, that is, when I first returned to my body, I was still a little telepathic with Lan Shuangshuang, and it seemed that I could know what the other party was thinking without verbal communication, but now it's good, I can't communicate at all, I can only share the same body, each doing its own thing, and each saying its own thing.
"Mr. Lang, are you awake?" Li Yiling asked in surprise, and I hurriedly replied: "Yes, what happened, ah, Xu Lang woke up, how come I don't know ......" The two sentences overlapped and blurted out, that awkward, everyone makes up for it by themselves.
Li Yiling finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "Shut up, let Mr. Lang speak, you can't even let him speak." ”
Lan Shuangshuang was silent, I knew that the opportunity was rare, and hurriedly asked, "How is the show?" ”
There's no way not to care, after all, it's going to air tomorrow, what happened after I passed out? Who hosted the show, the biggest possibility is that Lan Shuangshuang hosted the show with my body, but this girl has a very soft personality, can she host my style?
When Li Yiling heard me ask, he coughed silently, and Elena on the side said with a smile: "Mr. Lang, you don't have to worry, the little brother is hosting for you, that's called a ruthless fan, and the guest Jiang Ling is confused." ”
Do! I don't understand why Elena, a girl, likes to use such words so much, and can't help asking, "Didn't you mess up the show?" ”
"Is there a mess, it's just that the little brother is too cool, calm and chilling, Jiang Ling said that she thought about it afterwards and felt that she was too careful, and she didn't quite believe that it was a ghost car, the little brother took over the words and asked gloomily: You said that the people in the car have no shadow, and now you say that you don't believe it, since you don't believe that it is a ghost car, why don't you just sit on the stop sign near your home? Why do you have to get off the bus halfway? ”
"I almost didn't choke when I asked that Jiangling, the little brother didn't have the humor and ridicule when you hosted, but at that time, Lan Shuangshuang, who occupied your body, woke up and screamed at the camera, almost scared the photographer who filmed, making her host too unreliable, the little brother can't get on, and I can't find anyone else, what the effect is, I can only know after the show is broadcast."
I know best what kind of person Li Yiling is, don't look at being with me, it's a bit hanging, but he is not a low-key person who can be described as a low-key person, it is simply bitter hatred, everyone is a look of being a living person, you don't talk to him, he will never take the initiative to say a word, and he is never willing to be in the limelight, not to mention being able to be like me, let alone hosting the show, recording so many episodes of the show, and his name is not even allowed to be played on the subtitles, but anyone who shows his face can be deleted, and those who really can't do it are covered with a smile. The old audience who watched the show gave him a nickname, mysterious brother.
At the critical moment, Li Yiling can host the show for me, for him, what a sacrifice he has made, some people may not understand this, but I can understand that people like Li Yiling are like this, there are some things he will never disdain to do, and he will never do it, what he is unwilling to do, let him do it, it is more uncomfortable than killing him, but today he took the initiative to host a show.
No matter what the show is, even if it is the last episode, I am so moved that I can only say softly: "Little brother, it's hard for you!" ”
Li Yiling patted me on the shoulder with a smile and said, "You and I are brothers, one day something happens to me, when you have to be on top, you will do the same, it's nothing, it's fun to host......"
What could be more heartwarming than the comfort of a brother? Anyway, I feel a little sad, a little moved, and a little sad, in short, it's old and sensual, the tears are about to come out, but only the right eye, I can't help but reach out to wipe the tears, the groove, the right hand can move, but before I can wipe the tears, I heard Lan Shuangshuang say: "Wipe with a tissue, don't use your hands, it's too dirty!" ”
I'm all confused, my body, my hands, my tears, I can't wipe my eyes? It's really not good, Lan Shuangshuang said: "Xu Lang, you haven't washed your hands, are you paying attention to hygiene?" Also take into account the feelings of others, after all, we are in the same body. ”
I suddenly became furious, as if my mother would like to have the same body as you! If you hadn't provoked a bunch of lonely souls and wild ghosts to fulfill other people's wishes and be entangled, would I be able to swap bodies with you? If it weren't for that shrewd thing going to your body, I could squeeze into one body with you? You're welcome, I'm the one who saved the disaster for you, okay?
It's two people on one channel.,I'm going to the stage at every turn.,I haven't complained about anything.,You still dislike me for being dirty.,And let me pay attention to it.,it.,Dude is good-tempered.,You treat me as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
I shouted angrily, "My body, my mother is willing to wipe her eyes, do you care?" If you want to think I'm dirty, get out of my body! Lao Tzu wiped his eyes and got in the way of you? I wondered, why do you have so many things? If you think this or that, Lao Tzu not only has to wipe his eyes, but also picks his feet! While shouting, he took off his right shoe and reached out to pick his foot.
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