1181 I came to Hebei Province...... (1st Update)

This world is inherently unfair, and whoever believes the so-called justice is in people's hearts, some people will laugh. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info:

It's still robbers, it's still robbers, it's still a bunch of guys who make people feel uncomfortable.

The times are developing, and science and technology are advancing. Anyway, there is no air in space, so what shape the aircraft makes is a personal need. However, this snake-shaped flying machine can't be considered for operation first, and secondly it can't be considered for flying misfortune - that is, flying meteors or something. In a word, this group of steam train-like flying machines is now under attack in the universe.

"It's really rampant bandits these days, and the people are struggling to make a living...... Yo, you see, that one was so powerful just now. ”

Miss Ada, a former employee of the United States, of course, who was dressed as a nun but was a real hooligan, patted Levi on the shoulder, blew on a strange piece of gum, and said, "So Miss Levy, a professional pirate, I will interview you now, do you have any opinions?" ”

“…… I don't care about you. Lévy seemed to dislike being told about her past behavior.

"Oops, angry? - I just feel a little nostalgic - " Ida laughed very arrogantly, in fact, she was basically all the way with her.

Soviet bandits, Chinese killers – and, Romanian perverted twins.

"Aha, you think it's funny? - Okay, let's see who can shoot the opponent first. Levi kicked over, and Ida jumped over the heads of Gilgamesh and Enkidu in the cramped carriage. Gilgamesh was about to let go of the king's treasure, and Enkidu grabbed the opponent's head and slapped him hard to calm him down.

"Do you understand? Madam? ”

The corners of Levi's eyes twitched, and he said, "Compared to those terrible pirates outside, I think these pirates inside us are more terrifying—besides, we're almost there—"

"Oh?"

There was a loud rumbling sound in the carriage, and the troubles and beauties of several wagons began to boil inside. Levi's search for a chat was also a good sign—at least his heart was starting to come alive again.

However, Alice Phil asked very incomprehensibly: "How do you know...... We're about to get there? ”

"Look."

As he spoke, Levi took out a Nokia 1110 black and white straight phone, shook it and said: "High-tech, new product: I just received a text message: The people of Hebei welcome you, and I come to Hebei Province...... Sorry for the mistake, it's the people of Neverland who welcome you. ”

"......" is desperate, obviously desperate for this world of text messages.

"That...... Lord, there's one thing I forgot to tell you......"

While Levi was still showing off his new phone, Xingcai walked over to him. Braving the rain of bullets, it was really not easy for her to come. The benefits of the shield lady are here, the shield is in one fell swoop, everything.

"What? ——”

"That...... Miss Dance encouraged Miss Bazett to go out and have a look. By now, she should have gone out......"

Levi almost didn't catch his breath after hearing this—fortunately he couldn't catch his breath anymore, otherwise he would have been scared to death.

"Are they crazy? Or is it true that the robot cat has seen too much and has a sick brain? ——”

Levi felt his scalp tingle and said, "Can people survive in the universe?" - This is the main god game! Not the blue cat naughty and Teletubbies! - You'......"

Before he could finish speaking, an object that surprised him suddenly flew outside the window of the car where Levi was - Shiranui Mai, who was wearing a fiery red signature ninja suit, was running wildly in the universe outside the carriage. Piggybacking hands, followed by Maria, Ing and Bazette, the three men's beauty combinations that are inseparable from the scales. As they flew out of the window, the four of them waved to Levi. ”

"Blind my golden dog eyes......" Levi's eyes widened: "What's going on?" ”

"This one...... Simple? ”

Alice Field's pity is someone else's dry food, and Confucius taught us: the dry food of the Lord cannot be touched.

By the way, many of the children and grandchildren of Confucius are married for the second time.

"Didn't you eat this? - " As she spoke, Alice Fell took a ...... Levi looked at what was similar to a toothpick box in a restaurant, or a cheap bottled shampoo and handed it over.

"It is said that it allows people to survive in the universe...... I don't know exactly what the theory is. There are gifts in the car, and eighty percent of them eat this? ”。

Levi: "......?!?!!! I'm #¥, dare to eat it if you have it? What if it's the enemy's trick?! ”

"Hehehe...... Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent is a hundred battles and winning ......"

Alice Phil smiled slightly, as if there was some mockery: "Our mer, Miss Nagato has verified it, and it's absolutely fine-"

Levi: "...... Anyway, it's the last of the last, how about we summon Emiya Kiritsugu? That's right, mother-in-law him! ——”

Alice Field: "......?!??! ”

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The train roars into Dreamland – perfect for couples, families, or those who are in the fourth grade of elementary school.

The fog shrouds, the ice and snow melted, and in this fog, the castle like a fairy tale was gradually revealed. In the distance, the grass leaves are sparse, the clear river is murmuring, everything is like a dream......

"To be honest, it reminds me of that bad mission...... Do you all remember what Snow White and Mermaid were? ”

Levi's hand was on Frost Sorrow, although the eye-catching armor was not on, but at this moment, he felt a faint nostalgia.

"Ah, I remember."

Poison Island Tsuneko nodded and said, "It's true that people are nostalgic, but ...... I don't want to do it again. Those things ruined my childhood too badly. ”

Welcome to Fantasyland, the largest and most advanced amusement facility in the universe. You guys have enjoyed our first show, "Train Robbers". Thank you for coming: In addition, please go to the registration office to go through the relevant compensation procedures for the four young ladies who just destroyed our toy robot, thank you for your cooperation.

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One more ......

Kindness......

We have another power outage here, once a day in the morning until one o'clock in the afternoon. The hateful thing is that the network cable has just been opened...... ro！ ~！

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