Episode 19, Chapter 3: I'll Shame You, What?
However, it is indeed difficult to win with one enemy, and tomorrow's exercise is not a mecha fighting competition, although mecha fighting also occupies a lot of weight in it. "Friendly fights, but in military exercises, long-range weapons are used more often. After all, this is a military exercise, not a martial arts fight.
The drill will start early tomorrow morning, and Kawai Shou came over tonight to do the final drill with Tang Xiaoyan, who knew that Tang Xiaoyan didn't talk about tomorrow's drill at all, just chatted with him.
"Bang, bang......" There was a knock on the door outside.
"Come in......" Tang Xiaoyan shouted.
The person who walked in made Tang Xiaoyan frown slightly, and Chao Yanzheng led a group of members of the mecha special guard team in.
Kawai Shou frowned slightly and said, "What are you doing here at this time?" ”
Asahi Zheng glanced at Kawai Shou, scolded in Yami, and then took out a blank piece of paper from his arms, which was full of words, handed it to Tang Xiaoyan and said, "Sign it." ”
Tang Xiaoyan took it and saw that this blank paper almost contained several important words in the world, although it was dense, but the content was very short. In tomorrow's exercise, if Tang Xiaoyan wins, then Tang Xiaoyan will become the supreme commander of the Royal Mecha Special Guard of the Asian American Empire. However, if Tang Xiaoyan's side loses, then Tang Xiaoyan will not only not be able to become the supreme commander of the mecha special guard, but will also have to apply to the Supreme Military Council of the alliance to leave the Asian American Empire, and in the future, the alliance will no longer be allowed to send anyone into the Asian American Empire's royal mecha special guard.
In addition to these printed texts, this document also has the signature of Asa Masashi underneath. To the north of the document, it was densely packed with signatures of all kinds, presumably other members of the Royal Mecha Special Guard.
After Tang Xiaoyan finished reading it, he handed it to Chao Yuzheng and said, "I'm sorry, I can't sign this document." ”
Chao Yanzheng sneered: "Do you also know that you will definitely lose? Why are the elites sent by the alliance so cowardly, cowardly and incompetent? ”。
Tang Xiaoyan said: "First of all, whether I sign this document or not has little to do with winning or losing. Secondly, I am just a first-year freshman at the Alliance Military Academy, and I am not an elite of the Alliance. ”
"Is it too late to show weakness?" Chao Yizheng said disdainfully: "You people in Haitang Country will always be so incompetent and spineless, it was like this before, it is like this now, and it will still be like this in the future." It's just such a small document, we have all signed it, and we all dare to bear any political responsibility, but you dare not sign it. It is disgusting that such a weak country should dare to be in the company of a brave, noble, and resolute empire. ”
"You're so good at associating." Tang Xiaoyan said disdainfully: "I just think that it is already a very idiotic behavior for you to take out such a document for no reason, if I sign this document, wouldn't it be even more idiotic?" ”
Chao Yanzheng was furious and shouted, "Who do you say is an idiot? You dare to call us idiots, you dare to call the people of the great empire idiots, you dare to call the imperial idiots under the rule of His Majesty the Great Emperor, you need to bear any political responsibility for this statement. ”
Tang Xiaoyan shook his head helplessly and said: "Please listen clearly, what I am saying is that it is a very idiotic behavior for you to take out this document and sign it for me, although it will be reminiscent of the logical relationship that you are an idiot." But please don't try to represent all the people of the Asian American Empire, and don't try to represent the Asian American Empire. ”
"Don't you dare to admit it?" Chao Nizheng said sharply.
"Idiot......" Tang Xiaoyan glanced at lightly.
Chao Yuzheng was suddenly furious, and a trace of murderous aura flashed in his eyes.
"Are you satisfied? I've said it plainly now, you're an idiot, I've made a personal attack on you, I'm just humiliating you, how? Tang Xiaoyan said: "What are you going to do?" Will you have a life-and-death duel with me right away? Welcome, welcome, sign the life and death certificate immediately, let's start a fight, life or death, what? "...,Chao Yanzheng's eyes were like swords, his temples twitched, and he was on the verge of extreme rage, and he almost couldn't help but immediately agree to Tang Xiaoyan's duel.
However, he still endured it and sneered: "Are you looking for an opportunity to find a reason to make tomorrow's exercise impossible?" The people of Begonia Country are really still so despicable and shameless......"
"It's ridiculous that you just scold a country with all your mouth, and there is a kind of spoofed sarcasm in your attitude." Tang Xiaoyan said: "I will definitely not sign this document of yours, but I will make a document." The content is very simple, in tomorrow's exercise, if I win, in addition to making me the supreme commander of the mecha special guard, you will have to wear a woman's clothes around the Imperial Palace, and you will also hold a sign in your hand that says that I am an idiot and dare not have a toad heart for Her Majesty. Of course, if you win, I will immediately apply to the Alliance Military Council to deprive me of the position of the supreme commander of the Royal Mecha Guard, and I will also run around the palace with a sign, how about it? ”
"Of course, you can not sign it. I'm just saying it's fun, if you want to sign it, this document will take effect. If you don't want to sign it, then when I've been talking to you as an idiot for a few minutes, I've been contagious, and my IQ has dropped so much that I came up with such an idea, how about it? ”
Chao Yanzheng's chest couldn't stop rising and falling, hesitated and struggled for more than ten minutes, and then gritted his teeth and said: "The deal is ......."
"Mr. Tang Xiaoyan, if I remember correctly, we will be at 2:99 in tomorrow's exercise." Kawai Shou reminded.
"Yes, there is a huge disparity in numbers between the two sides." Tang Xiaoyan said.
"Then you are still full of confidence, which shows that you have a very complete and mysterious plan. Just like the famous generals of ancient times, you must have a very clever and complete plan for tomorrow's entire battle plan. "Kawai Tobuki.
"I haven't ...... yet," Tang Xiaoyan said, "I was going to think about it before going to bed tonight." ”
Kawai Shou's eyes widened in an instant, and he exclaimed, "You don't have a plan? ”
"No ......," Tang Xiaoyan said: "Besides, I haven't led soldiers to fight, and I don't know anything about the art of war......
Kotoshi Kawai almost fainted.
"So, surely you have some killer idea?" Kawai Shou said with anticipation.
Tang Xiaoyan shook his head seriously and said, "No." ”
"Then, you still signed that document with Asaga, you know that if we lose, you will face a very humiliating matter. For all warriors, they would rather die than do that kind of thing. Kawai said, "What if you lose?" Of course, I'm talking about what if. ”
Tang Xiaoyan said with a smile: "It's very simple, if you can win the exercise tomorrow, you will win, if you can't win, I will go out and beat the opponent's ninety-nine people and wipe them out." If you lose the war, you won't lose the battle, and I said that I want the Military Council to apply for the removal of my position, and as for whether or not to remove me is a matter for the Alliance Military Council, I can't help it. ”
Kawai Shou looked at him in astonishment as if he had met Tang Xiaoyan for the first time, and Tang Xiaoyan's next words almost made Kawai Shou next to him completely thundered.
"I'm used to the sunshine of justice at the Alliance Military Academy, and I've almost forgotten the shameless charm of high school......"
The time of the exercise has officially arrived.
I don't know why, it was originally just a small exercise, but it was hyped up, not only the royal family, cabinet, and aristocracy of the entire Asian American Empire knew about it, but even the entire Asian American Empire, the entire alliance, and even many people in the world knew about it. This is because today's exercise has been on the television news or newspaper news of many major media in the world.
But most of these news stories are a bit out of the ordinary. First of all, the news media described the two sides of the exercise as the Asian-American Imperial Mecha Unit and the Eastern Alliance Mecha Unit. Secondly, there is no mention of the ratio of the number of people on both sides, but it gives the illusion that the two sides are equal in number or even bullied by the big ones. The news report did not mention the name Tang Xiaoyan at all, nor did it mention that Tang Xiaoyan was only a first-year freshman in the Alliance Military Academy as a side of the Eastern Alliance. …,
Clearly, these news outlets must have their political agendas in reporting in this way. But on the Internet, the mood of the people in public opinion was also completely ignited by this small exercise. In addition, there are many unknown forces adding fuel to the fire. On the Internet, the screen name of the Eastern Alliance, especially the Republic of Haitang, has been in a lot of trouble with the netizens of the Asian and American Empires. And both sides feel that their side will win, and sparkling scolding can be seen everywhere on the Internet.
Tang Xiaoyan did not expect that netizens from many countries outside the alliance were on the side of the Asian and American empires, which is understandable. After all, both the Sith Federation and the Northern States were somewhat wary and hostile to the Alliance. But the republics of the Eastern Confederate are also on the side of the Asian and American empires, and such countries account for more than half of the republics of the Confederate. This made Tang Xiaoyan very puzzled, shocked, and sad, you must know that these are also the people of the alliance, but why don't they speak from the position of the alliance.
And on a very famous gambling site (registered on an island, but in fact the capital of the Sith Confederacy), a bet has been made on the outcome of this exercise. And not according to the odds, but in another way. If the Eastern Alliance wins, then the person who buys the Alliance wins can win back all the money that pressed the Asian and American empires to win, and vice versa. Of course, the final bonus is distributed according to the percentage of all blocked positions on the side of the bet placed by the purchaser.
Many people who have already entered the rage and blood have placed bets, and the bankroll on both sides has reached a very terrible number. The bet on the Eastern Alliance is equivalent to about 5.3 billion alliance coins, and the bet on the Asian and American empires is about 5.5 billion alliance coins.
Obviously, this exercise is no longer a trivial matter, and it has already alarmed many, many people. Originally, it didn't matter to Tang Xiaoyan whether he won or lost, but now he has a lot of responsibility. If he lost, Tang Xiaoyan couldn't imagine what those media would write, which would be a big blow to the morale of the entire alliance.
So, you can only win, not lose!
ps: Brothers, the monthly pass is not powerful, and it has been blown up again and again!
I keep falling, won't the brothers reach out and give it a hand?
Please!
Thanks: Very lazy fish and the only の嗳 tip, thank you ......,