Chapter 30: I'll Help You Go to It!
This group, the mutated animals they encountered along the way, actually automatically made way for them, and finally let them come to Li Amen and the Monkey King.
"This is ......" The moment he saw the Monkey King, even Xiao Jian understood.
He couldn't help but smile bitterly, it seemed that he was careless, he didn't expect that there was a king among the mutated animals. Sure enough, he still hasn't adapted to his new identity, and he is too attached to the military strategy of the original human to fully grasp the war with these non-humans.
Or maybe he's too conceited, too much of himself.
Just looking at Xiao Jian coming with the zombie army, he directly wanted to deal with the monsters in the north, so you can imagine his self-confidence.
As a result, Xiao Jian found that reality itself is the greatest cruelty. In fact, it was only in the face of the subordinates of the monsters in the north, the Mutant Animal Legion, that in the end, Li Amen had to make a move to solve the battle.
For a while, Xiao Jian began to reflect on himself.
And Xiaoyanzi and Xia Ziwei didn't care so much, but instead watched the monkey together, that is, the monkey king who was controlled by Li Amen.
"Is there anything special about this monkey? It looks so ordinary. Why are you watching it so closely? Little Swallow wondered.
Li Amen replied casually: "I'm not looking at it, but I'm thinking about something, hesitating whether to do it." ”
"Aren't you very straightforward?" Little Swallow asked suspiciously.
At least, in Xiaoyanzi's impression, Li Amen has always done what he wants to do so far.
"I'm just thinking about whether to use my tentacles to suck off its monkey brain directly, or use my mouth to try the taste of monkey brains. It's so hard to choose!! The former was significantly more efficient and should have been good. But as a gourmet, I can't stop ...... latter," Li Amen said hesitantly.
In an instant, the originally quiet Monkey King shook, then struggled violently, and let out a piercing scream, and his spiritual power began to vibrate.
The other mutant animals were all in a commotion, and they all looked in the direction of Li Amen, with fierce expressions on their faces, as if they were about to pounce at any time.
Li Amen gently touched the head of the Monkey King and said, "What a good monkey head, I really want to eat it more and more." ”
Struggling and resisting seemed to be useless, and the Monkey King showed a pitiful look and conveyed the message of "I'm still useful".
In an instant, Li Amen understood what it meant, this thing seemed to want to betray the northern monster collective, and then take refuge in himself?
"What's your use? Just you scumbags? I'm going to kill every second, just because you're a monkey? He chuckled, "In my mind, there is only one monkey in this world, and that is Super Saiyan Monkey King." Are you the Monkey King? ”
Xiaoyanzi said blankly: "Isn't it the Monkey King?" ”
Xia Ziwei said blankly: "Isn't it the Fighting Holy Buddha Sun Wukong?" ”
The Monkey King was also at a loss.
Li Amen shook his head and sighed: "The biggest role of the monkey, in addition to becoming a monkey brain, is not to become the Monkey King?" Since you're not the Monkey King, aren't you useless? ”
Is there any necessary connection between the monkey and the Monkey King?
Everyone was at a loss.
The people referred to here are Xiaoyanzi, Xia Ziwei, Xiao Jian, and Jin Zuo......
When he found that Jin Zuo seemed to have a reaction to the outside world, Li Amen came to Jin Zuo in an instant, stretched out his right hand and touched Jin Zuo's head and said, "Good, take a bite of monkey brain to make up for it, and your brain may be easy to use." ”
The Monkey King rolled his eyes, don't always mention monkey brains.
At this time, Xiao Jian suddenly spoke: "Li Amen, you better let this monkey go." After all, we are facing a formidable enemy like never before. One more of them could also create an army of mutant animals. After all...... My zombie soldiers have lost a lot. ”
It's not unreasonable, Li Amen doesn't know how many troops the monsters in the north have, but he only sees the number of mutant animals, and this is only a legion of mutant animals in one direction......
"Well, I can let you go." Li Amen said to the Monkey King.
The monkey king cried with joy, and the monkey brain was saved.
"However, you must worship me as a teacher." Li Amen reluctantly touched the back of the monkey's head and continued, "Although you can't become Sun Wukong, since you become my apprentice, you must have a loud name." Then, from now on, you will be called Son Gohan. ”
Xiaoyanzi couldn't help but wonder: "This...... Does Son Gohan have any allusions? ”
"Absolutely." Li Amen said proudly, "Sun Wukong's grandfather and son are all called Sun Wuhan." ”
Sun Wukong also has a grandfather and a son, and all of them are called Sun Gohan?
Xiaoyanzi, Xia Ziwei, and Xiao Jian were all at a loss.
The Monkey King was also at a loss, and he suddenly felt that he couldn't understand human speech, what was this?
This time, maybe Jin Zuo also didn't understand people's words, so she didn't react at all.
"As my apprentice, you must also have a Dharma name." Li Amen didn't care whether others understood it or not, he still continued, "It's called Nezha." ”
Is Nezha a legal name?
In an instant, Xiaoyanzi, Xia Ziwei, and Xiao Jian were all drunk.
This time, Jin Zortao glanced at Li Amen, but there was no more reaction.
The Monkey King could only nod blankly, he couldn't understand it, and now his life was not in his hands, so he could only do it.
"Kneel down and take the ordination." Li Amen let go of the Monkey King and looked at it with compassionate eyes.
The Monkey King struck a spirit and involuntarily knelt down, it seemed that Li Amen had left a shadow in his heart.
"I am immeasurably a Cult of the Grim Reaper, and I only have one precept, and you can remember it." Li Amen put his hand on the head of the Monkey King and said solemnly, "Although all living beings are masturbated, you must quit masturbation when you enter my door." ”
Without waiting for the Monkey King to react, Li Amen had already made a decision: "In order to help you make up your mind, I will help you go to it." ”
A tentacle rolled over, and the Monkey King only heard a "click", and then felt extremely light.
Li Amen's professional painless root-removing business made Xiao Jian, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but take a few steps back, his face was pale for a while, and he subconsciously blocked himself somewhere.
Xia Ziwei saw that the monkey that was thrown in her face fell down, and was instinctively held in the palm of her hand, and couldn't help but show a blank expression.
Monkey Hanging !!!!! She was startled by this, threw it directly, and threw it in the face of the little swallow again.
Xiao Yanzi was directly at a loss, and before he could fully react, he also threw it to his brother Xiao Jian.
After Xiao Jian took it blankly, he also stuffed it into his pocket......
"Cut off the root of your afflictions, and be pure and at ease, Amen." Li Amen drew a cross on the chest of the Monkey King.
The Monkey King's face was sacred, revealing an expression of great enlightenment.