Chapter 413: Who Pits Whom
Lexa came to the door and asked for news of the pandaren.
Belch...... How so? Li Yunfei has always felt that he is an upright person (?) ), is not good at lying (phew), so he feels that he can't bear to let himself lie and deceive the enthusiastic half-orc uncle in front of him.
But the truth? Tell each other about your own earth?
Belch...... Ahem...... The weather is so nice today.
So the problem now comes the problem.
Question: How can you comfort Lexa with the most convincing lies without revealing your identity as a traverser, so that he can be convinced that Lao Chen is okay?
After thinking about it, Li Yunfei jumped up directly, and under the stunned gaze of Lexa and a group of little maids, he punched a set of punches in the hall.
Panda boxing, or panda people's boxing.
Instantly Lexa was shocked, "You...... Are you also a warrior monk?
After all, he is also an old friend of Lao Chen for many years, and the two have fought side by side so many times, and they can be said to be very familiar with the martial arts of panda people.
Therefore, Lexa was shocked, "Do you know Lao Chen?" β
This martial arts routine, no matter how you look at it, is inseparable from Lao Chen, after all, Pandalia is blocked by the fog and can't enter, and Lao Chen has never accepted apprentices, could it be that the human beings in front of him are also from Lost Island? But isn't there no human beings on Lost Island?
Therefore, the biggest possibility is that Li Yunfei's martial arts were learned from Lao Chen.
So Lexa was extremely anxious, "Where is Lao Chen, now?" Can you tell me? Mr. Lee, this news is extremely important to me, please let me know. β
Li Yunfei hesitated for a moment, glanced at the little maid on the side, and the group of little girls instantly retreated obediently, leaving the brainless Galrosh standing there stupidly.
"Uh...... What are you looking at me for? β
The remaining two looked at each other. Lexa sighed, a little helpless, "Garrosh is a trustworthy warrior, Mr. Li doesn't have to worry about him leaking information that shouldn't be leaked." β
Li Yunfei shrugged his shoulders, he didn't plan to tell the truth anyway, even if it leaked out, it would be fine.
Flickering one is rushing. Flickering two is also rushing, and flickering together is good.
ββββWhat kind of bicycle do you want? I asked you what kind of bicycle you wanted.
Once, there was a big foolish name in Li Yunfei's country.
Out of Shanhaiguan, there is something to find X Mountain, it can be said to be famous back then.
After selling the ant power god in the Northeast for a few years, he made a lot of farmers bankrupt and jumped off the building to commit suicide, and finally was let go with care, which can be said to be a typical example of the sky without eyes.
But it can't be helped, this world is like this. Children who can scream have milk to eat, and liars who can fool are naturally better off than ordinary people.
Li Yunfei has never thought of himself as an angry young man, on the contrary, sometimes he will make a cameo appearance to fool others in order to live, and this kind of thing often appears in his original life.
Society is such a thing, isn't it just that you pit me, I pit you, you cut me, I cut you? It's all normal.
But what's the deal with this guilt?
For the first time in his life, when he was fooling others, Li Yunfei was actually full of guilt...... Ahem...... Isn't it said that acquaintances are better pitted?
It doesn't look like my conscience has been completely broken.
While sighing that his conscience had not been completely broken, Li Yunfei continued to fool Lexa.
Dawn is just around the corner. Tomorrow the sun rises as usual, in order to live. What is a festival? It doesn't matter what happens to that kind of thing.
With a calm face, Li Yunfei made up a lie that seemed to be very reliable and actually very reliable, but in fact it was nonsense to appease Lexa.
"That's about it. Lao Chen is entangled in something and can't come back for the time being, so his niece Lili can only temporarily trouble Lei Ye to help take care of it. β
"Wait until I'm done with the matter. I will go back to him, and I will send him back to the barren land to find you. β
That being said, but when he will be able to return to Earth actually has no bottom on himself. After all, when he returns to Earth is directly proportional to when the unreliable losers of the main god will find him.
If the main god's ruined girls can't find him, it is estimated that he will have to stay in Azeroth for the rest of his life.
Belch...... Suddenly feel that the future is so good, how can the darkness be broken? Do you want to stay in this ghost place with no electricity and no internet for the rest of your life?
He walked down with a sad face. Li Yunfei called the little maid who left back to prepare a big meal to entertain Lexa.
As for Garrosh's brain-dead roar...... Forget it, just treat it as a phone bill, and just treat it as if he doesn't exist.
Greeted Lexa warmly, and then talked to the other party about Lao Chen's usual little habits, so that Lexa was convinced that the person in front of him was indeed Lao Chen's friend, and the next day Lexa took Garrosh to say goodbye to Li Yunfei.
The purpose of Lei Ye's coming over this time was just to inquire about Lao Chen's whereabouts, as for the substitution of the tribe's envoy, this kind of thing is a gift, and after casually explaining the enthusiasm of the two big chiefs, the two sides got together and dispersed.
But when they finally parted, on the avenue, Lexa held Li Yunfei's hand and said with a sad face, "You are Lao Chen's friend, that is my friend." β
"I have to say, you're not in a good situation right now."
"Watch out for those Alliance guys, don't get caught."
The reason why Lei Ye said this is because not long ago, Li Yunfei had ordered the whole army to prepare to set off and lead the army to the Northern Expedition.
As for the general of the Northern Expeditionary Army, it was Vanessa, who volunteered.
And Li Yunfei, in the secret running of Fao, Fao facilitated him and Varian. In the formal peace talks of Ureon, the leaders of both sides sent troops to the North Pole at the same time to participate in the Northern Expedition as a support force of the second echelon.
Equivalent to this Northern Expedition, both sides took away the vast majority of the high-level leaders.
Vanessa was the vanguard of the first echelon, and the troops led by Li Yunfei arrived later.
Just the day before receiving Lexa, Vanessa had already sailed north with the fleet of Stormwind Friendship Support (Varian: Phew).
And after Li Yunfei sent Lexar away, he almost led the troops to Elwyn Forest to join Varian, and then the two "kings" went on a northern expedition together.
Seems like an unreliable proposal.
After all, the armies of the two sides are on the road together, and it is unpredictable whether there will be friction between each other, fire, heat, friction, and pregnancy.
It's just that Fao insisted on this, after all, one of the conditions for him to persuade Li Yunfei to participate in the Northern Expedition was that Varian would also join the Northern Expedition, so as to curb the possibility of his hometown being blown up by Varian after Li Yunfei left.
Li Yunfei and Varian hit the road together, which was almost a kind of surveillance.
-- In the eyes of outsiders, this is a condition put forward by Li Yunfei because he is not worried about Varian, and the purpose is to spy on Varian.
But the facts, hehe......
"The people in this world who can trick me haven't been born yet."
After sending Lexa away, Li Yunfei received a letter from the north, and immediately went over in a happy mood to dispatch troops and prepare to go to battle.
"Varian, huh? Crazy, huh? This time, let's see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you. (To be continued......)