Section 483 - Jokes

Although he had a sweet dream in his heart, Maratika did not have any carelessness in his hands, and the genius title of the "son of the sun" was not in vain.

Maratika controlled the LCA "Radiance" fighter to smoothly bypass the first pillar, secretly happy in his heart, and quickly operated in his hands, turned the nose of the plane, just like in the video, turned to the other side, and wanted to draw a tiger and cat around the second pillar, when he was suddenly startled, he found that he was rushing not to the second pillar, but to the third.

A slight mistake is a thousand miles wrong.

The tall pillars swooped down at lightning speed, and they didn't even have a chance to move.

The LCA "Brilliant" fighter jet tossed and turned at such a low altitude and in such a small radius, even the Russians did not dare to try, and the eyes of Maratica, who dared to fight with all his might, suddenly opened his mouth wide, and before he could scream, he was directly swallowed up by a fireball and swallowed up all consciousness.

Rumble!~

It was as if the French had fired missiles again, and the LCA "Brilliant" fighters, which directly hit the pillar, together with the pilot, were directly exploded into a huge fireball, and the unfortunate pillar was directly smashed into two pieces, which fell down with countless fragments.

Countless fighter parts, large and small, rushed to the grass mixed with flames, knocking out many dirt pits, and the turf was directly burned to charred black of various shapes.

Black smoke and flames billowed up.

"Oh God!"

The host of France Satellite TV 4, Gil. Le Bré and guest Martin. Depoliniac looked shocked.

The audience erupted in exclamations and screams, as if frightened by the tragedy of the fighter jet crashing into the pillar.

They did find it exciting, exciting, and shocking, but they didn't expect it.

"Maratika, you idiot!"

The captain of the "Sunshine" flight team in the other three LCA "Brilliant" fighters let out a roar!

He was disappointed that the young genius of the flying team would make such a reckless move, and this stupid self-initiative not only cost his own life, but also made Hindustan Aeronautics even worse, becoming the laughing stock of the exhibition after the "blue blaster" of the Japanese.

If this guy were still alive, the captain of the "Sunshine" flight team would definitely grab this guy's neck and slap him a hundred, not a thousand, he would have advised Maratika not to be whimsical, not to mention that it is extremely dangerous to use the Su-27 to make such a move, and it may not even be possible to achieve it theoretically, let alone the first "semi-finished" fighter produced by India.

However, this stubborn young man regarded himself as talented, and still ignored it and acted on his own, which eventually led to a tragedy.

Now it is too late, this daredevil not only lost his life and caused huge losses to the country, but also completely smeared and disgraced the entire Indian Air Force, which claims to be the "fourth in the world".

The three "Brilliant", who had lost their teammates, could only fly in a circle helplessly in the sky above the aeromodel show field with smoke and flames.

As if the birds had lost their comrades, the engines all let out a wail, as if to send the last elegy to their comrades.

The audience was silent.

The organizers of the exhibition had long anticipated that the "Gregory" flying team might once again perform a magical flight, and during today's air show, the area of the eight pillars was specially cleared to sort out a large safe area.

It's just that I didn't expect that "Gregory" was not used, but it was India's "sunshine" that was used, and this unintentional coincidence allowed many spectators to escape a catastrophe, although the scene seemed to have a terrorist attack, but only the Indian pilot was unfortunately killed, and the other innocent people were not injured except for being frightened.

The French safety zone was set up very large, and the fragments of the body did not splash too far because of the angle.

Both the audience at the scene and in front of the TV know that the Indian Asan's face is really embarrassed this time.

In the exhibition area of Hindustan Aeronautics, almost every Ah San was blue and crumbling, as if he could not withstand such a blow, and some staff members could not control and rushed towards the crash site.

The first reaction of the customer who planned to find a bargain in India was to turn around and leave, not even bothering to take a look, even if the performance dishes were forgotten, but they didn't even have self-knowledge.

"Ugh! Another tragedy! My God! It's a misfortune to let this poor fellow go to heaven. ”

Guest in front of the camera Martin. De Polygnac drew a cross on his chest, and continued: "The LCA 'Brilliant' fighter produced by Hindustan Aeronautics adopts a large delta wing design without a horizontal tail, and its size is indeed light and compact, but it also sacrifices high-speed performance and high maneuverability, especially overstall performance, this fighter simply does not have enough flexibility and overstall maneuverability to make such a magical maneuver, and even the airframe structure cannot support this overload force tearing." ”

Ma Dan. De Polygnac unceremoniously criticized the stupidity of the Indian pilots, who did not even have self-knowledge, and dared to be so reckless, aerospace has always been known for its rigor, and it does not even have such a minimum quality, how can it be possible to make a good product, I am afraid that it can even do such a stupid thing as mixing curry into the warhead of a bomb.

It seems that in a certain April Fool's Day news, there is indeed a joke about Indians making "curry" bombs.

"Yes, once again, I would like to remind all pilots and aviation enthusiasts that please face up to your own abilities and do not take risks to do things that exceed your own capabilities, otherwise it will definitely be an unwarranted disaster for yourself and others."

In the exhibition area of the Russian aircraft manufacturer, the faces of those old hairy people were slightly better, but I didn't expect that the stupid Indians would really challenge that "limit", and really think that they were gods?

In the end, the results proved that they are not "gods", and there are two more words, but "neurosis"!

The cooperation and orders with the Indian Air Force have all proved that the funny masochistic talent of Indians is everywhere.

It's rare for a stupid guy to do a cushion and tell everyone that that kind of maneuver is not something that ordinary people can do, and the Russians can finally save some face, and they still have a chance.

"Well, I'll take a look at the next lift-off team, oh, the flight show from the Chinese, representing the 'Bayi' flight show team of Chengdu Aircraft Industry (Group) Co., Ltd., their model is J-10B."

Moderator: Jill. Lebre held the list, followed the report of the conference organizer, and recounted the next team more clearly, he continued: "As for the J-14 we saw the day before yesterday, the one that is more ferocious than the 'Raptor' 'Eagle Falcon', I believe many people will be very concerned about whether it will play, unfortunately, yesterday's 'Eagle Falcon' appearance was just an unexpected challenge, the Chinese responded, it was our luck to be able to see it yesterday, but don't be disappointed, today,' Although the Eagle Falcon's owner, Defense Star Aerospace, will not send it to the field, their best pilots will take the J-11 to deliver a wonderful air show. ”

People always have inertial thinking, people who did not see the scene of the J-11 "Eagle Falcon" and F-22 "Raptor" duel at the opening ceremony, suddenly from European countries, and even other countries flew over overnight, resulting in the population density of France has risen to a level again, the original audience seats are far from meeting the needs, and can only add a few layers overnight behind the original steel pipe stepped auditorium, and then on the ground, open some lawns as a scattered area without seats.

The French were happy to see a sudden increase in ticket revenue, and the more exciting the air show, the more attention the exhibition received, and even the advertising revenue, ticket revenue, and influence increased.

As for accidents or anything, there will be no accidents at any aerospace exhibition, flying is a high-tech job full of dangers, and it is not uncommon for a fighter plane to fall into the audience and cause serious casualties.

In September 2011, a P-51 Mustang crashed into the audience during a flight championship in Nevada, USA, causing more than 70 casualties, even more powerful than a direct missile.

Eyewitness at the time, Gerald. "It's like a bomb exploding, the runway is full of people, a person is cut in half, blood and ......mutilation everywhere," Lunt told Reno News.

Knowing that aerobatics would be life-threatening, not only the pilots who performed were happy, but also the audience still went their own way.

As soon as the "1 August" air show team representing China's Chengfei took the stage, it received warm applause, and the flight stunt display could not match the actual combat performance; yesterday's airborne confrontation and the thrilling response to the air defense missile left a very deep and good impression on the Chinese fighters in the minds of the audience.

The six J-10B fighters of the "Bayi" air show team flew in an array of six in unison, forming a dense formation of devils in the sky, and a round of applause rang out from the audience.

The group climbed at a large elevation angle, the two-plane scissor maneuver, the ultra-low-altitude hedging, and the six-plane horizontal flowering, which were not inferior to the wonderful performances of the Sukhoi "Grigory" flight team, were staged one by one, and the applause at the scene continued.

The pilots of the Russian flight team looked at each other, and the ability of the Bayi team was like this, not much stronger than them, and there was no special magic skill, how could it be so popular, it was really the same life.